T-e-n-t-s and t-e-- You're right.
It's a horrible joke.
But it's all your fault.
I told you! For the record, we are just as grossed out at the thought of you all having sex -- That's it! I'm out! What the hell are we doing? Dancing around, telling secrets like girls at a slumber party.
I can just imagine my old man with his buddies sitting at their lawn chairs, laughing their asses off that I missed a whole day of football 'cause I'm trying to get in touch with my emotions.
These guys didn't do that crap.
These were men! His best friend Tommy Ryan lost half a finger in a sheet metal press.
Waited until his shift ended to go to the hospital.
I broke my collar bone in a football game.
There was dad up in the stands giving me the old "be tough.
" So I played two more downs before I passed out.
My date, Maryjo Klumsky, left the senior dance with another guy.
Broke my heart.
my old man's telling me, "eat the sandwich and forget about her.
" Feelings! I didn't even cry at his funeral.
You believe that? The guy was my whole world.
Not a tear.
Everybody looking at me like -- Like I didn't love him.
But he knew.
He had to know, right? Of course he did.
Son of a bitch, that felt good getting that out.
Wow.
I know.
They just won therapy.
Hey, it's me.
I broke up with Reuben.
I knew he'd be crushed, so I did it quickly like ripping off one of his Incredible Hulk band-aids.
So, how about you? Did you do it? Yep.
I sure did.
"Why do we choose partners so different from ourselves? It's not fate or chance or clichés like 'the heart wants what the heart wants.
'" "We choose our partners because they represent the unfinished business from our childhood.
" Phil.
Phil.
"And we choose them because they manifest the qualities we wish we had.
" I'm afraid I'm not fun enough for you.
- Huh? â- Yeah.
My sayings aren't cute, my jokes aren't funny, and -- and you're gonna get sick of me once the kids leave and you realize how truly crazy I am.
- Really? â- Mm-hmm.
Honey, I already know how crazy you are.
"In doing so, in choosing such a challenging partner, and working to give them what they need, we chart a course for our own growth.
" Go to sleep, Jay-Jay.
I'm telling you, the woman is a genius.
I didn't feel like going to my grandpa's house that Sunday, so I pretended to have a cold.
Wouldn't you know it, a few days later Oh, no.
Yep.
I got the cold.
I thought it was Karma, so I hopped on my bike and I rode straight to my grandpa's.
I climbed in his lap and I hugged him so hard.
We even shared an ice cream cone.
It's a memory I'll always cherish, 'cause in a crazy coincidence, he got a cold, too, and was dead within a week.
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