18. Five Minutes (第8季)【完整台词】

1 Hey I just caught a glimpse of our pilot, and he looks exactly like Sully.

I-I think it is Sully.

I think that's a woman.

- No, it's a - Yeah.

Oh, I know what you're doing.

You're testing the limits of my feminism.

(chuckles) I will have you know that I am perfectly fine putting my life in the hands of a female pilot.

MALE VOICE: Hi, folks.

This is your captain.

- Oh, thank God.

- Mm-hmm.

Our flight time to Turks and Caicos is six hours, 24 minutes.

Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff.

- All right.

- (giggles) Time to take that special flying medicine Ronaldo gave us.

Yes, what does "cuidado" mean? I think it means "sleep tight"? I don't know.

Oh, well, cheers! - Cuidado.

- (chuckles) Mm.

Okay.

(plane engine running) (engine stopping) What happened? Did we land? Man, that stuff is good.

Bad news, folks, we have some mechanical issues, and we will need to head back to the gate.

Okay, any time you head back to the gate, that means your flight's not taking off.

All right, gather your things.

We're gonna need to scramble - to find another one.

- (snoring) FLIGHT ATTENDANT: Okay, Mr.

Pritchett, there is a connecting flight through Dallas that leaves in five minutes.

- You can catch it if you hurry.

- I don't want to go to Dallas.

We're going to Turks and Caicos.

Dallas is just where you make your connection.

I'm sorry, I'm having a really hard time processing information right now.

(whispering) We took sleeping pills.

Just make your way over to gate 32.

- Okay.

Okay.

- (mouthing) Thank you.

I can wow.

- Wait, why do these say "Dallas"? - I have no idea.

Ma'am, sorry, there's been a horrible mistake.

We don't want to go to Dallas.

Okay.

Listen carefully you're connecting in Dallas to Turks and Caicos.

You need to be at gate 32 in four minutes, do you understand? Yes.

I'm not an idiot.

Okay, we have to be at gate 4 in 32 minutes.

No, gate 32, write it down.

Okay.

Why is she so angry? Isn't it obvious? She's totally into me.

- She gave me a marker.

Mmm! - Makes sense.

- All right.

- Okay.

- I'm just gonna follow you.

Okay.

- Yeah.

Wrong! I knew it.

Instinct.

- Okay, yes.

- Wait, no, my bag.

- My bag's gone.

- Okay, okay.

It has my passport in it.

Wait, that guy he has my bag.

Excuse me, sir.

Nice try stealing my bag.

I see you've already painted it.

Cam, it it's back on your shoulder! Oh, my God.

You are good.

Cam, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.

If we're gonna have any chance of getting to Dallas and then surviving there, we are going to need hats.

Hats.

Hats.

Excuse me, sir, sir, sir, sir, are you the proprietor of this haberdashery? Can you point me in the direction of your finest sports caps? What team? Gay I'm not sure why that's relevant.

Oh.

Okay.

I'll just Hey, I have a question for you.

When you're outside the workplace, do you wear hats? Or does that just kind of make you feel like you're always in the office? Oh, you know what, I think I am going to get these.

No, Mitchell, we can't Oh, look, little girls' hats.

Ooh.

We should get one for Linda.

- Who? - Um, our daughter? - No, it's Lily.

- Oh, I love that name.

Mitchell, why do you have 32 written on your arm? I have no idea.

Maybe it's some sort of code, or maybe it's my age.

Do I look 32 to you? Tell me the truth.

No, you know what don't.

Well, if we wrote it down, it must be something important.

Hey, we should write down other stuff that seems important so we don't forget.

Yeah, okay.

Um, well, hats.

- Hats, obviously.

- Obviously.

Okay.

Ah, what else? - I feel like there was a - A number.

- there was 32.

- 32.

LOUDSPEAKER: Attention, please.

Passengers Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker - You're hearing that, right? - Yeah.

please report to gate 32 immediately.

(whispering) Are we in trouble? - (whispering) I don't know.