4. Weathering Heights (第8季)【完整台词】

1 Oh, thank God.

I smell coffee.

This morning has gotten off to a bit of a Rocky Horror Picture Show.

What did you do to your face? Just a little color to make my eyes pop.

Like yours are now.

Is this how we find out you're transitioning? Oh, please don't pick a young name.

The world doesn't need a 50-year-old Jasmine.

Trust me, this'll look completely normal on camera.

This just in -- I'm gonna be on the news.

They're doing a segment on the real-estate market, and I'm their local expert.

Back to you, Claire.

I'm still reeling from the last time you were on the news.

NEWSCASTER: And while people have found all sorts of ways to beat the heat, one local man is using his head.

Is it warm out? I hadn't noticed.

Oop.

Looks like I need to re-apply.

To clown college? Haley, go with him.

Make sure he gets all that stuff off his face.

I'll pack paper towels and a squeegee.

Ugh.

What is wrong with me? I feel so fuzzy.

Oh, stop being so hard on yourself.

It's just arm hair.

(sighs) I can't figure out this crossword puzzle.

I -- I think mono turned my mind to mush.

What's the clue? Maybe I can help.

(laughs) Thanks, Mom.

Feels good to laugh.

What is so funny? I am a well-read college graduate.

I think I'm capable of doing a crossword puzzle.

Okay, professor.

Six-letter word, Archimedes' exclamation.

I don't like you right now.

Ugh.

Why can't I get this? Archimedes' exclamation.

Eureka.

We may never know the answer to that clue, but it made me realize this was my chance to finally beat Alex at Scrabble.

I have never beaten her.

She's not the nicest winner.

(gasps) I win, you lose! I win! I win! You lose! Win, win, win, win, win, win, win! Lose, lose, lose, lose, lose! - Thank you for bweakfast.

- You're welcome, sweetie.

(sighs) Did you hear that? "Bweakfast.

" It's a good thing that we're taking him to speech therapy.

I want everybody to understand every single thing he says.

(thick accent) Do you want marmalade on your brioche toast? Not a clue.

You're probably right to nip that speech problem in the bud.

Mitchell had a lisp we let slide.

Now we got a lifetime of "What if?" That is so offensive.

A lisp doesn't make you gay.

Being gay makes you lisp.

Well, I finished the video for my Juilliard application.

I think they're going to be blown away.

Art school, huh? Well, you can always sell oranges by the side of the road.

Don't listen to him.

Go to your art school, be a playwright.

Thank you.

You can live here as long as you want.

How does an artsy, well-read, child of divorce A Columbian dropped In the middle of a forgotten plot In suburbia with confidence and -- (click) You copied that from that play "Hamilton," right? I'm not sure "copied" is the word.

It's more of an homage.

Well, I homaged it about two weeks on "Jay Talking.

" You saw that episode, right? - Okay.

- I rhymed "rice pudding" with "Cuba Gooding.

" Both delicious, by the way.

(sighs) Oh, good God.

There are thousands of "Hamilton" parodies, and half of them are college applications.

It's okay, Papi.

Maybe the people in New York haven't heard about "Hamilton.

" (sighs) The deadline for early admission is tomorrow.

I'll never come up with something great by then.

Yes, you will, and I'll help.

You'd do that for me? Anything for you, kid.

I got to get this kid out of the house.

All his crazy quirks.

The farther away, the better.

I keep leaving brochures around for schools at sea.

All right, carb up, buddy.

Tackle these pancakes like it's fourth and goal on the one-yard line.

(both laugh) Good one, Coach.

Life's more fun when you put stuff in football terms.

Pancakes, yay! Oh, uh, we're actually out of those.

(muffled) You can have the rest.

No, no! We put some performance supplements in there that could mess with you as a lady.

What else is there? Well, I'm going to the store later.

In the meantime, you can have some fruit.

That's real? I thought it was just for show.

My star player Dwight has been living with us ever since his father was transferred to an army base in Florida.

He's doing his part for our country, so I thought I could do my part for our team.

Who's to say who the bigger hero is.

I will.

He is.

I've had to wake up a half hour earlier to use the bathroom -- The soldier is the hero.

Ugh.

What are we gonna do? Oh, sweetie, I know.

- Ready to go? - Yes! Yes! Dwight and I are going shopping.

He's gonna help me pick out some cool new kicks.

Like Richard Gere taking Julia Roberts to the store.

That is right.

We watched "Pretty Woman" last night.

(giggles) I guess that would've been my window to eat something.

Okay, hold still.