4. Weathering Heights (第8季)【完整台词】

Oh, that's right -- Rainer Shine.

The cheesy weatherman? No, the award-winning meteorologist.

He's the recipient of back-to-back Golden Showers.

That cannot be the actual name -- - It's their Oscars.

- Oh.

Anyway, I gave him my number.

He called.

- We're grabbing drinks tonight.

No big deal.

- I agree.

Please.

We both know it's a super big deal.

I am happy that you have a new friend.

Be good to have some guy time.

Yeah.

Well My makeup.

(sighs) I have, like, three D's.

Well, it's better than any report card you ever brought home.

What are you guys doing? Skydiving.

Ugh.

I see where he gets it from.

Wake me when it's my turn.

I thought I could finally beat her because she's sick.

I just want her to lose so bad.

Yeah.

So do I.

(scrabble pieces rattling) Cheating? Are we really doing this? That smug sister of yours needs to be taken down a peg.

Ooh! Peg.

Think bigger.

Pegs.

(Exhales sharply) Okay, Joe, repeat after me.

Red rover, red rover, red rover.

Wed wovah, wed wovah, wed wovah.

Okay, now I want you to try it with a big smile on your face.

TOGETHER: Red rover, red rover, red rover.

Oh.

(chuckles) I am sorry.

It's just sometimes I feel like my accent gets a little [mumbles unintelligibly] and it's gonna rub off on Fulgencio Joseph.

Well, you shouldn't blame yourself, if that's what you just said.

I actually have some exercises that can help you.

Like [Stressing consonants] Betty bought a bit of butter, but found the butter bitter.

(heavy accent) Betty bought a bit 'a bootie, but da bootie bittah.

Uh (dog barking) This is a pretty bad neighborhood, Jay.

This is the story that we're telling -- Scrappy young kid, born into poverty with the deck stacked against him.

I have a calligraphy tutor.

Hop out.

I want to start shooting.

Hey, you're staying in car? I'm gonna drive alongside and film you.

Go ahead.

It's perfectly safe.

(door locks click) Hey.

Did you just lock the door? The car does that automatically.

Here.

Try on this hair net.

Isn't this a little over the top? Was "Stand and Deliver" over the top? Yes, it was.

Fine, then act angry, like you're sick of taking orders from the white man.

(sighs) Yeah, that I can do.

Walk along that wall, read from your script.

Go.

(clears throat) Hola! "Welcome to the streets I call home.

It's tough out here, so I've had to be tougher.

Because in a place where violence is currency and pain is your best friend" Okay, this is embarrassing.

Please don't shoot this.

You're doing good! Hey, pretend like you're climbing over the wall, in case we want to say this is Mexico.

Not gonna happen.

Fine.

Here's some spray-paint.

Bubble letter me something about gringos.

(doorbell rings) Oh, I wonder who that could be.

Oh, Officer.

Is there a problem? I'm here to arrest Dwight Bullock for underage drinking.

We wanted to give Lily a chance to come clean on her own.

Luckily, we have a friend of a friend who dresses as a cop for work.

He also undresses as a cop for work.

Remember, just act upset, okay? Okay.

Dwight Bullock.

I have to arrest you.

(gasps) You've been a bad boy.

(blubbers) But I didn't do it! I'm innocent! I don't know how that bottle got under the bed! Now we're gonna take it down a notch.

Hold out your wrists.

I've got to take you downtown.

Dwight, I am very disappointed in you.

There's no more football.

(gasps) No more school.

Lily, is there anything you'd like to say to Dwight before he's taken to jail.

I guess.

Martha Stewart said she used the prison time to work on herself.

That is enough! W-w-we know you put the bottle under Dwight's bed.

You owe him an apology this minute.

It isn't fair! He eats everything, he's always in the bathroom, you're watching movies with him, shopping with him.

And you two don't even love me anymore! - Lily! - That is not -- Lily, honey! Do you have the keys to these? I usually let the person who hired me find it in my pants.

Well, if that is the custom, I -- Mitchell.

Oh, my God.

Again? Small bladder, big brain.

That's why we're tied.

I need a "T," an "L," and a "W.

" "T," "L" Hopefully she's too sleepy to notice that she got three W's on her board.

Also, can I take a pee? (P) Yeah.

Coming right up.

- Hmm.