I got you a blanket,
Mr.
Goat.
No, no, no, no, no!
We're going to wait for
Santa Claus by the chimney!
But it's Thanksgiving.
What about Mr.
Goat?
How come I don't
hear him anymore?
Ay, Mr.
Goat is fine!
Baaa!
Did you hear that?
What is it, Mr.
Goat?
Baaa!
He's saying that he needs
some time alone.
Look, there's some cookies
for Santa.
Here, why don't you go and sit
by the chimney and wait.
Santa!
Hey lookit, it's not my place
to try to parent your kids.
Good.
But one thing we learn
on the farm
is that death is a part of life.
If you tell Joe what happened
to that goat,
death is gonna be part
of your life.
You know what, kids can handle
a lot more than you think.
And every step,
from birth till the end,
has its own magical beauty.
So, do we jam the goat
in the garbage
or heave it over the fence?
Teach your children well.
Hey.
Thanks for before.
You know, pushing me out
of the way of the goat.
Don't worry about it.
It's more about protecting
the office.
Look, I think we both know
you should have been president.
Maybe I've been hard on you
'cause I'm jealous.
Gloria: Yeah, okay.
You two keep making out
while I carry the dead goat.
Mr.
Goat?
[ Weakly ] Baaaa?
Any suspicious activity
on that phone bill?
Well, Cam spent $100
on the psychic hotline [ Gasps ]
but that's normal during
the run-up to award's season.
- Oh.
- Hey.
I just saw we were running out
of pumpkin dip,
and I know it's your favorite,
so I brought you some.
What's your game?
- Yeah, show us your underwear.
- What?
Why are we so understanding
about Fizbo, huh?
What are you hiding?
- Hiding?
- Mm-hmm.
Shame on you.
It's Thanksgiving.
I want to celebrate
with my husband,
my daughter,
my lovely family, Jerry.
I think it's sad
that you two look at life
as some sort of game
where everyone's trying
to get away with something.
Some people are just nice.
They bought it.
Truth is, I paid
for the jamboree
with money we had saved for
a romantic Hawaiian vacation.
I even sprung for fancy straw
bales flown in from Missouri.
[ Sniffs ]
Ohh.
That's class.
The hell happened here?
[ Groans ] I think I felt enough
for one day.
- Ohh!
- Oh!
It's possible I've been
electrocuted one too many times.
You know,
I learned something today.
I saw a man nearly die
right in front of me.
And this is a constant reminder
that it can happen to me
at any moment.
It's a lot to think about.
So I'm not gonna.
Phil, get me a beer.
Jerry, get me a scotch.
I learned something today, too.
It's a lot right now, Jerry.
[ Groans ]
Hey.
What's a matter, kid?
I loved Mr.
Goat.
- He died.
- Ohh.
Please don't smoke.
Hey, don't you worry
about a thing, Joey.
I'm not going anywhere.
[ Grunting ]
Dad, I don't care what you say.
I'm going to Cabo.
You sure are.
Sure, I'm gonna get kidnapped
by Aztecs and sacrificed
in a volcano.
- I get it.
- No, honey, I want you to go.
I-I'm sorry about earlier.
I was mad.
And instead of talking about it,
I pushed it down and it came out
in some ugly ways
with my beautiful daughter
and a lawyer who has warts.
Anyway, it's just
more and more of your life
is happening away from me,
and it's normal and good,
but it's hard.
Damn it, why do you have
to be so sweet?
Now I feel guilty.
Don't.
Go to Cabo.
Have fun.
You know,
I could play football today.
Run that Haley Mary?
That would be so wonderful
- Oh!
- Ow!
- Electrocuted again?
- Real bad.
- Okay, break!
- All right, everybody.
Welcome to the 15th annual
Thanksgiving football game,
being played a day early.
I'd be remiss
if I didn't mention
how beautiful it is that
we're all together.
Is it just me,
or can you feel the love
Can we please do this?
- All right.
- Down!
Set.
Phil, we're good, right?
Oh, we're great.
You should really take Claire
to this resort.
Very romantic.
Blue, 39!
Heart-shaped jacuzzi
in every room.
Kansas City, Kansas City
[ Grunts ]
[ Sighs ]
Actually, now I'm great.
Oh, my God, Dad.
Seriously?
Ahh.
Ah, what a beautiful day.
Oh, I am exhausted.
I'm counting down the days
till we're in Hawaii.
Sweetie, I don't know
if you can count that high.
You remember how cool I was
with the whole Fizbo thing?
Cam, you spent the Hawaii money
on this party, didn't you?
What is wrong with us?
From now on, can we just be
honest with each other,
all right?
No more games.
Deal.
Hey, daddies.
You look tired.
I made you some
grilled cheese sandwiches.
Love you.
- Well, there's something we did right.
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