by ashirogi27 Wow, Aunt Tiana, you and Bob have had so many cool adventures.
I know, huh? And here's Bob and me jumping out of a helicopter into the South American rainforest.
Turn the page, Bob.
Okay! Oh, here's where we dodged those man eating plants in the Amazon.
Bob? Okay! And here we are climbing the icy peaks of Kilimanjaro.
I thought the view was spectacular, but Bob thought it was just Eh, okay.
Where are you going next? To the Galapagos.
We leave tomorrow.
You know, weâve been on so many trips together.
This time, I want to go with someone else.
My wife.
Tiana, will you marry me? Okay! How romantic.
Way to go, Bob.
Wow.
Corny.
But, apparently effective.
You could get married in the Galapagos! No! You can't get married in the Galapagos.
When I was little, you promised I would be your bridesmaid.
What about my needs? Candace! Oh, that's right.
I did promise you that, didn't I? Well, we could go to the courthouse before we leave.
Okay! No, not okay! We have to have a real wedding.
We can have it in the backyard! Candace, you can't plan a real wedding in a day.
Duh! I've been planning this since I was 10! I could set up the perfect wedding and get you two kids married in a way you'll never forget, and have you on the plane to the Galapagos with time to spare.
You and Mom go to the salon to get up-dos and French manicures.
Then, head to Tri-State Bridal and ask for Oga.
Now, go! Well, okay then.
Wouldn't want Aunt Tiana taking her vows in safari wear! Candace, I know you're going to plan a wonderful wedding, especially with Phineas and Ferb helping.
What?! Right! Ferb, I know what we're going to doâ No! No, no, no, no! You don't know what youâre going to do today.
They're going to build some sort of wedding rocket to the moon, or lawn gnome beach party of taffeta! Then you steer the boys in the right direction, and have fun, okay? Okay! Lawn gnome beach party of taffeta.
Make a note of that.
Hello? Lake's Cakes? I'd like a 7-tieredâ Oh, no, make that 10-tiered white cake with raspberry filledâ Please hold.
Yes? Flowers? Oh, yes, I need something with smellâ Um, please hold.
I'm back.
Where was I? I want chicken and fishâ Hey, sis.
Excuse me.
Can't you see I'm busy? Yes, I'm still here.
Hold please! Will you guys scram? Well, Ferb and I just wanted to see how we could help.
Just go do something and get out of my way! Huh? Oh, no, not you.
It's myâ Go plan the grand entrance! Okay! I guess we could make an entrance that's kinda grand.
So, have you seen Perry? I wanna wanna wanna have fun fun fun Agent P, thank goodness you're here.
As you've probably heard by now, Danville's experiencing a shortage of decent, healthy food, and someone's been buying up mass quantities of unhealthy food additives.
This has Doofenshmirtz written all over it.
We have no idea why he signed it that many times, but anyway, we're all counting on you Agent P! No, I said crab puffs! Please hold.
Why would I want my cake in a vase? Oh, you're the florist, not the baker.
Alright ladies, let's do a run through! Looking good, Isabella! Oh, hey, sis! Hey, Candace! See, Aunt Tiana, Bob, and the wedding photographer will parachute into their wedding, just like they did in South America.
Let's bring those puppies back down.
We gotta save our fuel for the actual grand entrance! Absolutely not! You are off grand entrance duty.
Just go take care of the flowers, while I order the cake.
Got it? Well, I guess we couldâ Just do it! And donât interrupt me.
Wow, she's good.
I'm gonna have her plan my wedding.
Ferb, make a note.
I got it! Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Surprise, Perry the Platypus! Okay, enjoy your trip! Oh! Oh! The look on his face, that was priceless.
Oh! Oh! Oh, here he comes back.
Okay-kay.
Alright, try not to laugh, okay, serious.
Aha, did you enjoy the other floorâ Waitâ Perry? Perry the Platypus? Huh, where did he go? Oh! Ugh! Oh, no! Ugh! No, not beef, chicken! Oh.
You're the cake guy? Oh, hold please.
What? No, I don't want to save money on my car insurance.
Candace! I told you not to interrupt me.
Not you, don't hang up.
This better be good! Ferb and I just thought you'd like to see how the flowers turned out.
Oh, why didnât you say so? Wow, this is so beautifulâ Wait a minute.
Are these Venus flytraps! Just like in their adventure in the Amazon.
Donât worry Candace, they only have a taste for insects and small vermin.
Hey, he likes you! Get this thing off me! Are you okay? One moment.
Hello? So, are you and Bob thinking of having kids? Okay, Candace.
What can we do next? Next? What can you do next?! Well, Aunt Tiana said we should help, and it is her wedding when you think about it.
Alright.
But! No trampolines, no robots, no rollercoasters, no firework spectaculars, no native dancers, no running of the wildebeests You could have at least gotten into your trap.
It's on the table.
You know, I appreciate you trying to mix it up, but I do have a schedule to keep.
Ready? Let me show you my latest project.
The Junk Food-inator! It sprays my special mix of boiling hot high-fructose corn syrup and hydrogenated coconut oil.
Turning all healthy food into toasty warm junk food! Soon, everyone will become lethargic overweight blobs.
Easily controlled by me! Because I will be the only one left eating healthy food, like these delicious broccolis! Hm? Ah.
Hm.
Ugh.
Well, the only problem is, I'm not quite used to the taste.
I'm used to eating the, uh T-The junk, uh I'll just dip it in here andâ Hm.
Hm.
Oh, that's much better! I-I could eat this all day.
Um.
I can feel myself getting healthier.
no giant robot groomsmen, no mechanized rice catapults, no rocket to the moon, no bringing the moon down to earth, just regular good old fashion wedding stuff like you might find at a regular everyday perfect wedding.
Like? Like Ice! It's summer, it's hot, people want something with ice, okay? Make ice.
Ferb, what do we have in the ice file? I could eat this health food all day.
Just look at this lifelike glow I've acquired.
I'm the picture of health! And all from eating nothing but thisâ I-I don't know what's under here, but I think it's a vegetable.
I'm as strong as an ox! But, nobody else will be after I fire off my Junk Food-inator.
I should really refill this.
But you know I'mâ I'm so tired.
I should really take a nap first.
Yeah, the cakes all set up out back just like you asked.
Thank you! Hey, aren't you a little young to be a wedding planner? Oh! No! No, I'm not! My perfect cake, done! No! My perfect cake! Mr.
Delivery guy, come back! The horror.
Hey, Candace! What do you think of our ice sculpture? We incorporated all of Aunt Tiana's and Bob's adventures.
There's even a slide she can ride to the altar.
I do! I'm telling Mom! Maybe it's my perfect day after all! Mom! Aunt Tiana! Hurry up, you've got to see this thing.
Is she always like that? Some days are better than others! It's Phineas and Ferb! They've ruined everything! I'll go check on Lawrence and Bob.
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