by ashirogi27 Hey, Candace, what're you doing out here? Hey, Stacy.
I've got a lot that I wanna do today, so I figured I'd bust Phineas and Ferb early.
You know, just to get it off my plate.
How long have you been out here? Since last night.
Yeah, well Who are those guys? I don't know.
Who are you guys? I thought you were waiting in line for concert tickets.
This is my backyard! There's always some kind of concert going on back here, I just thouâ Get out of my yard! Not a morning person.
So, what's this big thing you wanted to do? Well, remember when Jeremy made that romantic dinner for me? Candace, he microwaved you a pizza.
Yeah, a pizza for two.
Uh, yes.
So, I want to reciprocate and make him a romantic dinner.
Are you sure? Candace, I don't know a lot about cooking.
Well, neither do I, but I figure we'll use what you know and what I know and between the two of us we can figure it out, right? Hm, why not? Now, where's the cooking room? It's in the kitchen, that's where we keep all those cooking tools.
Hey, Candace! We're going to the moon! The moon? Wait a minute.
Why are you going to the moon? Kind of a step backward considering you've already been to Mars.
Do you remember that old nursery rhyme, The Cat and the Fiddle? Vaguely.
Apparently, there was a last verse that was lost to history, until Ferb and I found it in the Dead Sea.
It's a little wet and salty, but I'll read it.
"Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon.
Due to the moonâs low gravity, the moon jumping cows' milk produced the best tasting ice cream ever!" That last verse didn't rhyme, so they left it out of most versions.
Ferb and I are going to the moon to see if it's true! Don't you need some cows for that? We do indeed.
Cows, get on the ship.
Okay, that's the dumbest thing Iâ Phineas and Ferb, I'm going to countdown backwards from 10, and when I'm done, you better be down here so I can bust you! Ten Nine Eight Oh! Seven Let us get to our stations.
Six Five Four Three Two One.
Hey, where's Perry? Morning, Agent P.
Our sources tell us that Doof is up to something.
We need you to infiltrate Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated and have a little look-see.
To make it easier for you to get in, we have one of our operatives installing a Central Access Threshold, or, CAT door.
So, let's get out there and, good luck! So, now I'm an operative? We're still not paying you, Carl.
Remember, everyone, the moon's gravity is 83.
3% less than Earth.
So, what? So, what? So, let's bounce! Whee! No, no, Buford! Please do not drop me! Iâ Oh! Ooh, well this is not so bad.
Yeah? Give it a second.
Oh! How is it possible you are actually heavier on the moon? Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Perry the Platypus! What? Oh, yes, the green? I can explain.
It started two days ago when I was watering my plant.
I noticed a beautiful garden on my neighbor's balcony.
Ooh, I got so jealous.
So the guy at the store told me, among other things, that my plant wouldn't grow because I didn't have a green thumb.
A-And that I should stop bothering with all these plant questions and that my mere presence in the store was destroying his plants.
So, I got a big bucket of green paint, and I poured it on myself.
Then I was green everywhere, except strangely my thumbs, I think it was the way I was holding the bucket.
Anyhoo, I came up with another great idea.
I created the Moisture Suck-Inator! See? See? I don't know why I built it here when I was going to use it on the balcony That wasn'tâ Anyhoo, this device will suck all the moisture out of my neighbor's plants, which will turn them brown, making my plants look greener by comparison.
And I will finally have a green thumb! You know, not actually Metaphorically! Iâll have a greeâ Oh, it's a metaphor! And I wasted all that money on green paint.
Okay, nice job everyone! Now the cows have a place to live.
But, what will the cows eat? Ah, not to worry.
After scientists discovered the existence of frozen water on the moon, Ferb and I began shooting seeds up here.
Then we shot up hundreds of these pocket warmers to melt the ice in the ground.
But Phineas, there's no oxygen here! That's alright, the grass will create its own oxygen through photosynthesis! Yes, but you would still need soâ Ooh.
Or not.
We got our grass, Ferb.
Let's get the herd fed.
Cows, lunchtime.
Oh, my gosh, Stacy.
Your cooking hat looks so cute! Yours too! Mission control to Moon Farm.
What's that? Come in, Moon Farm.
This is Moon Farm, come back.
Oh.
Oh, this is mission control.
Your transmission's a little garbled, but still understandable, over! Hey! Just what do you think you're doing? Is that Candace? Yes, she was just sâ Oh, just give me that! Phineas, you are so busted! Oh, hi, Candace.
How's the cooking for Jeremy going? Hey, ask him what we should cook! Roger that, Stacy.
Ferb suggests lamb cobbler on account of Jeremy's British background.
We don't have that recipe.
That's okay.
Ferb knows it by heart! You and Stacy go to the kitchen and we'll relay the recipe step by step through mission control.
Alright.
But, I'm still busting you! I'm still busting them.
Ferb says the first thing you'll need is a big bowl, over.
Roger, mission control out.
A big bow? Hmm.
Well, I guess that'll make it look pretty.
I got it.
Oh, man, why didn't I put wheels on this thing? There.
I'll just aim it Ah, there, perfect.
Now, you will witness the dehydrating effect of my Moisture Suck-Inator on my neighbor's garden! And, fire! Oh, thatâ That doesn't seem to be working.
Let me try it on something else.
Hmm This is gonna hurt you more than it's gonna hurt me, Perry the Platypus.
Fire! Do bee do bee do baa Oh, look at you! You're Pruny the Dehydra-pus.
Hm.
I wonder why it didn't do that to the neighbor's plants.
Maybe it's too far away.
Maybeâ Ugh.
Just aâ I gotta try it again.
I'm not gonna let that guy make me look like a nincompâ Oh, poop.
I'm going to go get a glass of water.
You want one, Perry the Platypus? This doesn't seem right, Candace.
I mean, four eggs bleated, a big bow, one pound of lamp I mean, that's not even food.
Trust me, Stacy.
As annoying as Phineas and Ferb are, they're usually right.
Phineas and Ferb sayâ N-Not in the house! Phineas and Ferb say, three cups of self-righteous flowers.
You see? That's what I'm talking about.
Self-righteous flowers? What are self-righteous flowers? Well, roses always seemed stuck up to me.
Okay, so let's go pick some roses.
Moon! Moo-na.
Two syllables, cow.
Two.
Moo-na.
Man, these cows are dumb.
Ah, that's much better.
I was parched, how about you? We should do this more often, this was nice.
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