From the PFT Studios in still moderately charming and majestic downtown Danville, it'sâ Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know the drill.
We've hosted before.
He's good and I'm evil blah blah blah.
I, for one, am excited to be here.
And I'm all tingly! I've actually got butterflies in my stomach.
Let me finish my introduction! Welcome to Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne! Welcome to Phineas and Ferb's Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne! And now, here's our host.
She's a singer, an actor, a fashionista du jour Kelly Osbourne! She's a singer, an actor, a fashionista du jour Kelly Osbourne! Hi, everybody! What'cha doin'? I have always wanted to say that.
I am so excited to be here.
I promise you guys, this is gonna be a rockin' show full of surprises.
And anyone who knows anything about me, they know that I absolutely love Phineas and Ferb! And being a singer myself, I love love love the songs.
Wait, wait, wait.
W-What's goin' on here? We are the hosts! Yeah, and, uh, aren't you a little too three-dimensional to host an animated show, young lady? Yes.
Yes, I am.
But I'm doing it anyway, so just deal with it.
B-But we have hosting contracts and everything! Did you read your contract? Nobody reads them, they're like a hundred pages long and pages 2 through 99 are useless.
Like, like parsley on a dinner plate.
Nobody eats it.
And you know, if they're gonna put stuff on your plate that you're not going to eat, why not make it something useful, like aâ Like a keychain or, or gold doubloons.
Dude, why are you rambling on about parsley? You're bringing the entire energy of the show down! Maybe you guys can be my co-hosts! Co-hosts? I don't like the sound of that.
Sounds like a demotion.
Enough of you two.
You guys ready? Let's get this party started! There were so many songs to pick from, I mean, just take a look at all of them.
Wow, that is a lot of songs.
You guys voted and now we're gonna rock the top 10! Here's number 10! Is this the Phineas and Ferb party? Sure is.
Phineas and Ferb parties rule! It's not their party, it's my party! And it's not a party, it's an intimate get together.
What was that? Put that down.
Pardon me! Use a napkin! What is my science teacher doing here? I never miss a Phineas and Ferb party! First of all, it's not a party, but if it were a party, it would not be their party, it would be my party! (Candace party! Candace party!) It's not a party, it's an intimate get together! (Candace party! Candace party!) Don't call it that, it's just a get together! (Candace party! Candace party!) Don't spill your drink Don't drop your food Don't make the music in the house go boom Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors And please stay out of my room! Take your feet off the chair No running in the house Put a coaster under that drink Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling And that's a toilet, not a sink! It's not a party, it's an intimate get together (Candace party! Candace party!) Don't call it that, it's just a get together (Candace party! Candace party!) Hi, Mom! What? What?! I-I'm sorry, I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get together! (Candace party!) Hey, what's this in this fishbowl? I said don't play with the remote! Hey close the door, were you born in a barn? Which one of you brought this goat? It's not a party, it's an intimate get together! (Candace party! Candace party!) Don't call it that, it's just a get together! (Candace party! Candace party!) We're talking I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together! (Whaaaat?) I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together! That's right! It's not a party.
Ugh.
Demoted to co-host.
I've been a co-host before and I had a blast doing it! Well, goody gumdrops for you! Don't worry, Kelly.
I am totally down for being second banana.
Well, first of all, that's a little sad.
But, second of all, technically, you would be third banana.
It would go, Kelly, and then me, and then you.
And, itâ I would be second banana.
Nobody is a banana, because there are no bananas! Yes, we have no bananas! Here's the song rolling in at number 9! Excellent.
From the top of this building, everyone in the Tri-State Area should be able to hear us.
Perry You know you are a boy's best friend You're more than just a passing trend You're like a treat from a candy store Oh, Perry We love you more than ice cream cakes We love you more than bugs and snakes We love you more than all things mentioned before Oh, Perry You're extraordinary You're kinda short and hairy The color of a blueberry Yes, Perry So come home, Perry Come home, Perry, come home Hey, Candace, why don't you sing one? Um Oh, Perry I think it's kinda scary I can't find you anywhere-y It fills me with despair-y? Oh, Perry I'm allergic to dairy I'm gonna move to the prairie And change my name to Larry Larry? I ran out of rhymes, all right? She'll change her name to Larry! Larry! Larry! So, come home, Perry Come home, Perry, come home So, come home, Perry Come home, Perry, come home Come home, Perry, come home Oh, there you are, Perry.
Perry! Good job, Larry.
Welcome home.
This is going to be a fantastic countdown! Um, just one thing, you guys.
We seriously have to do something about your your fashion.
It's just not working.
Well, really? You look a bit, like, stiff and-and uniformy.
Right, guys? Uniformy? Is that even a word? Yeah, "uniformy.
" If you look it up, there's a picture of you.
You're one to talk.
What? I mean that whole laboratory look was never in, even if you are an "evil scientist".
You should try a cape.
A cape? Where am I gonna get a cape at this hour? You could try a Nehru jacket.
Well, go and get changed then.
If I could get a Nehru jacket, I could get a cape.
Men.
While my co-hosts go backstage and bring their fashions into this century, here's song 8.
I can do it, I can run, I can hunt you down You can try but you can't stop me 'cause I'm gainin' ground I'm light on my feet and I'm quick to the punch I had a heavy breakfast but a real light lunch I'm a raging bonfire, a cherry bomb, I'm me I'm rough-and-tumble, I'm the one to beat I'm a fresh coat of blacktop burnin' at your feet I've got a poisonous sting, when I rain I pour I'm the best of the best, I'm the soup du jour I'm smooth as glass and sharp as a tack, I'm me I'm the last and best stick of gum in the pack, I'm me I'm a strong woman, fast-talkin', big bad dog-walkin' Hifalutin', drum-beatin', foot-stompin', corn-poppin' Speedy locomotive that just won't stop! I'm a hot apple pie with a cherry on top! I'm a crowd-pleasin', head-spinnin' Winnin' in the ninth inning Whip-lashin', record-smashin' Black-tie party-crashin' Cyclone of fun, I'm an army of one! I'm strawberry sprinkles on a hot cross bun! I'm a big haymaker in a title fight I'm a cute black kitten with a nasty bite I'm an action double-feature on a Friday night! I'm me! I'm me! I'm me! I'm me! I'm me! Okay, let's keep rocking and get rolâ Wait, wait, wait! Wait for us! Yeah, hold the boat.
Mind you, this does not mean in any way, shape, or hair color, that I am your co-host.
I-I'm just sayin'.
Wow! Now I know what I would look like if I had middle-aged male clones.
Oh, I can't believe I let myself get talked into this.
It's embarrassing and, if I'm being honest, a bit drafty.
Ah, just go with it, Francis.
Hey, look at this! Strike a pose! Look, look, look, I'm voâ Voguing?! I love voguing! It's so 90's! I was a bit of a secret voguer myself.
Really? It wasn't a secret.
You know what we should do then? Strike a pose.
Vogue.
Voguing.
That's it.
Look it up, kids.
That's what the internet is for.
That was fun! Great idea, Kelly.
Thank you.
But, but, voguing was my idea! I started to say "voguing" and you just cut me off right before when Iâ When I just got "vo" out.
You know, I-Iâ W-What did you think I was gonna say? Vociferous? What other words start with "vo"? Give it a rest, Heinz.
He's always like this.
That's it! That is it! You will rue the day that you demoted Heinz Doofenshmirtz to co-host! Hm.
You know what that means? I think I do.
More hosting for us! All right! Here's a little ditty I like to call "Song Number 7"! Through the eye of the needle Time to loosen your tongue Got a tip how to make ends meet A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it Gets us all up on our feet, yeah, yeah, yeah A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it (Aglet!) A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it (Aglet!) A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it (Aglet!) A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it (Aglet!) A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it We're tying the world together (Aglet!) A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it We're tying the world together (Aglet!) A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it We're gonna tie the world together (Aglet!) A-G-L-E-T, don't forget it We're gonna tie the world together (Aglet!) One word at a time! Ladies and gentlemen, my sister, Candace Flynn! And in the end of most important thing Is that we never forget The end of a shoelace is called the The Uh Wait a minute! It doesn't matter! I can't believe I was almost sucked into this! Are you guys having as much fun as I am? Yes! Now that I'm back in my old clothes, uniformy or not.
I predict the Nehru jacket will make a comeback.
Hmm.
Not gonna happen.
Oh.
But you know what is gonna happen? Song number 6! So Phineas, what do you think of the City of Love? I wish it was the City of Airplane Parts.
Oh, you're just too stressed.
You should take a moment to relax and enjoy it.
We could share a crêpe sucrée At this Parisian café Huh.
That awning could be used as a sail.
Or, you know, a parachute, depending on how things go.
Take a break and smell these flowers Underneath the Eiffel Tower I wonder if they still have pieces of that hanging around? The rivets would come in handy.
Oh, Phineas Won't you share a crème brûlée with me? Hey, look at that nifty little blow torch! How perfect could this be In the City of Love? (In the City of Love) In the City of Love (In the City of Love) We could try some fancy cheese Or peruse the galleries I wonder if oil-based paint is combustible as a rocket fuel.
Isn't this a perfect day? How do I look in this beret? Oh, that reminds me, we might need helmets! Oh, how can he not feel the same way When we're strolling down the Champs-Ãlysées In the City of Love? (In the City of Love) (In the City of Love) I wish that he would whisper "ma chérie, je t'aime" But all he wants to do is try to fix that plane In the City of Love (In the City of Love) In the City of Love (In the City of Love) In the City of Love (In the City of Love) Hey, you! Stop letting my balloons go! Okay, little Miss Osbourne, prepare to say hello to your doom, at the hands ofâ Okay, little Miss Osbourne, prepare to say hello to your doom, at the hands ofâ Well, I guess in this case, in the head of the man who is not your co-host! Wow.
That was close.
Wait.
Was that Perry the Platypus? Great, they're probably letting him host the show.
Perry! Everyone, welcome Perry! Oh my gosh, this day just keeps getting better and better! You know, I was hoping that you'd stop by.
Do youâ Do you want to introduce the next song? Let me translate for you guys.
What I believe he just said was, "Swinging in at song number 5 is" Summer It sounds dangerous, yet oddly compelling.
What is it? What is summer? Man, where do I begin? The days are longer The nights are shorter The sun is shining It's noticeably warmer Summer, every single moment is worth its weight in gold Summer, it's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin It's summer, man, where do we begin? Summer is ponds and pools and garden hoses, tryin' to beat the heat Summer, bicycles and roller skates and even just bare feet It's also Surfing tidal waves Creating nanobots Or locating Frankenstein's brain Finding a dodo bird Painting a continent or driving our sister inâ Oh, wait.
Maybe we're going too fast.
Summer, it's crickets and cicadas and a glass of lemonade Summer, it's sitting with your brother in the backyard under the shade of a big tree That's what it means to me The days are longer The nights are shorter The sun is shining It's noticeably warmer Summer, every single moment is worth its weight in gold Summer, it's like the world's best story and it's waiting to be told It's ice cream cones and cherry soda dripping down your chin It's summer, man, where do we begin? It's summer, man, where do we begin? That last song just makes me wanna move and groove, but enough about me.
Because I have a surprise for everyone.
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