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There's a hundred and
four days of summer vacation
and school comes
along just to end it
So the annual problem
for our generation
is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe
Building a rocket,
or fighting a mummy
or climbing up the Eiffel Tower
Discovering something
that doesn't exist
Hey!
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves
Creating nano-bots or
locating Frankenstein's brain
It's over here!
Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving our sister insane
Phineas!
As you can see, there's
a whole lot of stuff to do
before school starts this fall
Come on, Perry.
So stick with us, 'cause
Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas
and Ferb are gonna do it all!
Mom, Phineas and Ferb
are making a title sequence!
What have we got so far?
I've got a bottle cap and a brass nail.
- Two bottle caps and a nail.
- A washer, a hinge, and a nail.
I've got a nickel and a piece of brass!
No, wait, it's a nail.
You never know what
you're going to find.
I do.
Another nail.
- Or a bottle cap.
- Hi, Phineas.
Whatcha doin'?
We're looking for stuff with
Dad's steam-powered metal detector.
Wow.
An antique that
locates other antiques.
Oh!
We've got another one.
- Cool.
Let me dig it up.
- Oh, there's a good lad.
Wait.
It's not a nail, it's a coin!
Well, let's have a look then, huh?
Oh, yes, I've seen this before.
It's a commemorative coin
from the 1903 Danville World's Fair.
Many steam-driven devices were
introduced to the world back then.
It must've been quite an event!
Welcome to the future, all
you forward-thinking socialites
Delightful world of steam so bright
Change your life overnight
Behold, this lady's hair brush
This motor-powered cow
If you don't know
how this gizmo works
I'll try to show you how
It's robotic kitchens,
prototypes, a singing kettle
You'll love this nut and
turtle shell made of living metal
You'll never need to
settle for yesterday's future
We've borrowed from tomorrow
Steam power, it's so super!
Welcome to a brave new world!
My word!
The future is an amazing
time for you to climb aboard
Welcome to a brand-new day
Hurray!
Everything will change
Time for me to show the way
Step in closer, I've
got so much to show you.
A robotic rooster starts the morning
And a rocket-powered cycle
takes you skyward, and you're soaring
Till you fall towards a
lovely picnic made of future food
Steam-powered sandwiches,
useful speaking fruits
You're living in your prime,
catching lightning in a jar
Robot butlers keep you tidy,
no matter where you are
The future runs like clockwork,
and you'll never need to stress
You really can't afford it
That's the price of steam progress!
Welcome to a brave new world
My word!
The future is amazing
Time for you to climb aboard
Welcome to a brand-new day
Hurray!
Everything will change
Time for me to show the way
You there, sir!
Yes, you there, with the
excellent hat and that hair.
You're clearly a man of taste.
Step up here, would you?
Take a look at this marvelous machine.
Wow!
The future's gonna be amazing!
Flying machines,
household electrification,
steam-powered submarines!
Personally, I'm looking forward to
cheese that comes in aerosol cans.
- Still hard at work, Dad?
- Well, hello there, my young fellows!
- Find anything good yet?
- Oh, just some old Civil War coins.
The Union assault
against the sunken road
eventual pierced the Confederate center,
- but the Federal advantage was not followed
- Dad?
Dad? I'm sorry, we've
got, uh, chores to do.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Go ahead, boys.
Don't let me stop you.
As I was saying
Oh, I'm a trudging to get some
water down this old and dusty road
I reckon there'll be more someday
than just tree sticks and
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You should be doing your farm chores.
Milking the cows, mending
the fences, shucking the corn,
plowing the fields, and
milking the cows again.
You can't just stand around, you know?
Actually, Candace, we
were thinking about a way
to do our chores using
modern steam technology.
We learned all about
it at the World's Fair.
Oh, did you now? Well, if
I didn't have to haul water,
sweep the barn, collect
eggs, spin a quilt,
and do whatever this is, I'd tell Mom.
I wonder if she knows those
buckets have holes in them?
Hello, boys.
We would
like to inquire as to
what you are doing at this moment?
Well, like we were just telling Candace,
we were just about to create
a steam-powered machine
that would help with our
Hey, where's Sweary?
Found him! Found him!
Oh, there you are, Sweary the Swan.
Man, that pet of yours
gives me the creeps!
Oh, come on, Buford.
You know swans don't do much.
Don't do much? The beak bite
on my butt begs to differ.
Good morning, Agent S.
This is Major Megaburns.
Your archenemy,
Professor von Doofenshmirtz,
has been spotted creating
something evil in his laboratory.
Go check it out.
Perhaps Sweary would wanna
try my steam-powered jetpack.
It's very heavy and full
of boiling-hot water.
Hey, wait a minute!
How come your zoetrope image
is so much cooler than mine?
It's not cooler, sir,
it's just got more frames.
Doofenshmirtz, Doofenshmirtz,
Doofenshmirtz
Doofenshmirtz Evil Amalgamated
Ah, Sweary the Swan!
How completely unforeseen is your
Uh, hang on a second.
Ah, that's better.
Sweary the swan!
How completely unforeseen
is your presence here.
And by that, I mean,
completely foreseen!
Hey, no bites.
I've got a little something for you.
Well, hello there!
Allow me to introduce to you
my sidekick, Pneumatic Pnorman.
And both of those are spelt
with a "P.
" You know, the
the "P's" are silent.
I don't even know why
they put 'em in there
if they're not gonna pronounce it.
It's just a waste of a good letter.
That's what it is.
But
I babble.
Back on topic
Shall I put this cucumber
in the salad, sir?
That's not a cucumber, Pnorm.
I'm sorry about that, Sweary.
He has problems identifying objects.
Pnorm, that's a swan, and we're going
to tie him to the railroad tracks.
How melodramatic!
Wow! Do you preen your
feathers with that mouth?
They should call you S
Oh! Oh, I get it!
Sweary the Swan.
Okay, we're all set, Ferb.
Start her up.
Shuck the corn!
Milk the cows!
Mend the fences!
And lastly, plow and seed the field.
I feel like I've been carrying
these buckets all summer!
I'll never get to the fair
in time to meet Jeremy!
Hey, Candace!
Is that a steam-powered
chore-doing device?
You are so going to get it!
Get back here, you steam punks!
Sorry, Candace, it won't
stop till we run out of coal!
I shall go fetch Mother! Ma!
Sweary the Swan, did you know
that the World's Fair is in town?
They have all of this amazing
new technology.
Here, look.
It's all represented here on this
commemorative coin that I got.
Ow!
Now, look what you did.
You made me drop it.
Pnorman, go find that coin.
It's probably right at your feet, sir.
I can't bend over without
pulling my axles out of alignment.
Yeah, whatever, think of something.
Anyway, like I was saying
before you bit my thumb,
down at the fair they
have all these neat, new
steam-powered gizmos that
they plan to use for progress.
Normally, I wouldn't mind, but
they're also attaching a lot of hope
and optimism to progress, and that's
something I will not put up with.
So, I've built a big monster machine
to smash their World's Fair to bits!
Behold! It's an evil swan!
It's a
It's a big swan.
It's like you, but,
you know, bigger and hammer-ier.
It's got more hammers than you do.
Plus, it runs on the
new technology of steam!
Sir, I found your coin.
That's not a coin.
That's
my daughter, you dolt!
No wonder she wouldn't
fit in the gumball machine.
You hear that, Sweary the Swan?
That is the sound of
Aerosol cheese!
We didn't hear what you said!
Oh, for
- Ma!
- Oh, these new gadgets are so complicated.
Up and down, and up
and down and up
Ma! Ma! Ma!
The boys!
Machine to do their chores!
Not fair!
Oh, my! That sounds exciting.
I'll come have a look as soon as
I'm done doing whatever this is.
I don't believe it!
A fuzzy doll in the shape of a bear?
It's the end of decency.
You never believed in
me or anthropomorphism.
Everybody, run!
It's a big hammery swan!
Ha! Soon you will all
see the power of my
We can't hear you!
Look! A huge, rampaging,
steam-powered hammery swan!
If only there was a way
we could record this event.
Auguste, you have just
invented the moving
picture documentary.
Quickly, mood music!
This sure is a lot of
shucked corn and fresh milk.
All in an afternoon's work.
Aren't you a bit young to be
industrial revolutionaries?
Yes.
Yes, we are.
As a simple farmer from a bygone age,
that's good enough for me.
All right, Spartacus, let's
get these goods to market,
and then it's back to
the bookcase for you.
All our chores are done
and it's still light out.
What else do you guys wanna do today?
We could drink lemonade
and sit on the porch.
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