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Oh!
Oh, no, the mission!
These are the stories
of the agents of the OWCA.
These are the OWCA Files.
We got animal agents
wearing brown fedoras
If you're a villain
then you can't ignore us
Your evil plan
is gonna fall before us
I will explain it better
when we get to the chorus
'Cause if you find yourself
hanging out on a limb
And your chances of survival
are increasingly slim
All the odds are stacked against you
and your prospects are grim
Call the Organization
Without a Cool Acronym
- # It's the OWCA Files #
- # Yeah #
It's the OWCA Files
It's the OWCA Files
- # A come on #
- # It's the OWCA Files #
- # It's the OWCA Files #
- # The Organization Without a Cool Acronym #
It's the OWCA Files
It's the OWCA Files
OWCA
Huh?
Huh?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Agent P, stop right there.
Shut it down.
Stop the exercise!
Agent P, nowhere in the OWCA
training manual does it say,
"Abandon your team and apprehend
the suspect by yourself.
"
You're not a lone wolf anymore.
Your team lacks focus, and
they need your leadership.
Learn to drive, you jerk.
Heck, one of your trainees
didn't even show up
No, no, I'm here.
I'm here.
Just a little late, I'm here.
Phew!
But it's okay, I made this to help.
You can't shoot that at a suspect!
Are you crazy?!
- It would blow them to smithereens!
- What's the big deal?
I blow up all the time.
Nevertheless, individually,
your scores look promising,
but there's still a big
problem with teamwork.
Hey, bub, it's just a piece
of clip art.
And, Doofenshmirtz,
you're lucky you're legally
considered an ocelot, or
you wouldn't be here at all.
Yeah, I'd say that's
probably the first time
anyone has described my
being abandoned by my parents
and raised by Central
American wild cats as lucky.
You're gonna be wearing
that thing in a second.
- Besides, I've, I've given up evil.
- Look, if you guys can't
pass this training exercise,
there's no way you'll complete
Town Square Riot, Freeway Assault,
or Escape the Ancient Ruin.
Agent P, your trainees need to
learn how to work together as a team
or they're never gonna
earn their black hat bands.
And, uh, Karen?
Karen the Cat.
Pay attention.
Karen.
I'm over here.
Follow the light.
That's right.
Now, you're going to have to do
the entire training exercise again.
High five!
No, I'm not approving overtime.
We'll run it without you day players.
Come on, let's just storm out
as if we have somewhere else to go.
Carl, when you're finished
with Agent P's team on the back lot,
- return to headquarters immediately.
- Sorry, Agent P, gotta go.
Carry on.
And remember, teamwork!
Uh, can we still use this thing?
Well, you know, hopefully
that didn't hit anything important.
The dust clears, and here we are!
OWCA Secret Headquarters.
- Doesn't look very secret to me.
- Be that as it may,
today is the day that we will
become OWCA's first insect agents.
But they never responded
to our applications.
Yes, and I can't understand why.
We mailed them in on time, right
before the year-end deadline.
Three, two, one!
Happy new year!
It's possible that our applications
have fallen through the cracks.
Which is why we are following
up with a personal visit.
That's how you get noticed.
And that's how we will become agents.
Imagine fighting international
supervillains, traveling to exotic locales.
And I'm gonna get all kinds of
cool spy stuff, like a jet pack,
a tuxedo, and scuba fins!
Yeah, that ought to do it.
Napoleon! I can see
your house from here!
How about you, Floyd?
What do you want?
Uh, a fountain pen that shoots lasers?
- Or a car that shoots fountain pens?
- I want a monkey.
Mmm, yes.
For whatever twisted reason,
- you shall acquire your primate.
- Monkey.
Yes, a monkey is a
You know what, never mind.
My point is, now that we're here, all
we have to do is get someone's attention.
Ah, here comes a helpful looking
lad now.
Excuse me, sir
Obviously we need to
try a different approach.
I still want a monkey.
Carl, this new facility
is really impressive.
Tell me again where you found the
money for all these improvements.
I just solved a small
ongoing accounting error.
You kept putting decimal points
where you needed to put commas.
Oh, I see!
Improper punctuation.
- Say, how is Agent P's team shaping up?
- Well
Great! Agent P is the best we have.
- If anyone can get that team in shape, it's him.
- Yes, sir, but I
Carl, isn't it time that we talked
about the elephant in the room?
- What do you mean, sir?
- Well, what exactly is he doing?
- Obviously something's itching him.
- And Agent W, too.
It's really taking a toll
on our brand new facility.
I don't understand all the itching.
I handed out the new
flea collars this morning.
Then something's not right because
OWCA is infested with fleas!
Carl, activate emergency
flea protocol 993 alpha.
Agent C, activate emergency
flea protocol 993 alpha.
Okay, everyone.
When the sensors stop
detecting the presence of fleas,
the doors will automatically open.
Agents, prepare for flea fogging.
This must be
our first test, gentlemen!
As agents, we must know how to elude
things like deadly toxic clouds.
- Just for the record, that was not me.
- Yes, Wendell, I
Let's just get down in that drawer.
Look at all this spy equipment.
Some sort of giant cutting
device, latex bands,
miles of insect rope, giant fly
Ahh! Whoa!
What is happening to me?
Look at this magnification
apparatus that Floyd has found.
This could be just the
thing we need to get noticed.
- Okay, that was you.
- Guilty.
Sorry.
Fogging sequence complete.
Flea problem solved, sir.
First, the flea collars don't work,
and now the fogging doesn't take?
What kind of fleas are these?
Agent D, would you mind?
Hmm.
Gotcha!
Let me see something.
Okay, gently
lower it into place.
Now, all we have to
do is get up there
Aw, nuts!
- Look out!
- Whoa!
There, you see?
It's a good thing we let go,
otherwise we would've ended
up just like that peanut.
Whoa!
Oh, my gosh, it's a tiny robot!
What kind of a freak
would make robot fleas?
Hello!
Francis Monogram.
Great googly-moogly!
Who are you?
I am Professor Paren-thesis.
Although, I'm not really here.
This is a holographic image.
Major, I'm looking up Professor
Parenthesis in our database.
There's not much on him.
It's Paren-thesis, not Parenthesis.
- Are you sure? Because it's spelt P
- You would think I would know
- how my own name is pronounced.
- Yeah, you'd think.
- Why are you here?
- You don't remember me.
We were in biology class together
long ago.
You barely noticed me.
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