4. Vindicators 3: The Return of Worldender (第3季)【完整台词】

Don't let any of those things get away, Morty.

It their DNA gets into Earth's food chain, our entire species could be sterilized.

Then why aren't we killing them? Right, next time I need a species sterilized, who's gonna do it for me, you? Whoa! Rick! I-Is that the Vindibeacon? We're being called to assemble by the Vindicators! I refuse to answer a literal call to adventure, Morty.

Let it go to voice mail.

Rick, the Vindicators only call when the universe itself is at stake.

They're the first line of defense against evil.

They're the guardians of the unguarded! They're the writers of their own press releases, Morty.

They're a bunch of drama queens that spend an hour talking and 20 minutes jumping around while shit blows up.

They're a phase.

We did one, it was the big even of that summer, let it die.

I, Morty Smith, invoke my right to choose one in every 10 Rick and Morty adventures.

God damn it! Read 'em and weep.

Fine.

But don't say I didn't warn you.

Yes! Vindicator Command Ship Beacon received.

We're doing Vindicators Twoooooo! Whoops.

Uh, Morty, you might want to freeze some sperm.

Supernova: Vindicators.

Worldender is back, and this time he's out to end more than worlds.

We have reason to believe his stronghold is located on My balls.

Rick! The Terraneous system.

Once in range, Million Ants will scan for pheromone activity which should lead us to the location of the base.

Oh, that's Million Ants.

I can't see the ants from over here, I just assumed that was, uh, turd man, wiggly turd man.

Rick, stop! Rick, you have something to add to the briefing? Uh, yeah, just a few more design notes Um, this guy, the, uh the, uh I am Crocubot.

Right, Crocubot.

So, you're half cold, unfeeling reptile, half also cold equally unfeeling machine.

Yes.

Wow.

So, your origin is what? Y-You fell into a vat of redundancy? Got damn! Noob Noob, we're having a briefing.

If I can continue, Rick.

I anticipate sophisticated security measures.

I trust you can be of service there.

Well, let me check my list of powers and weaknesses.

Ability to do anything But only whenever I want Yeah, that sounds like a job for me.

I wish he had the ability to check his attitude.

Alan Rails, ladies and gentlemen.

After his parents tragic death in a railroad accident, he gained the power to summon ghost trains.

It's not all bad though, they were spared having to see their grown son wear a WHISTLE.

Got damn! Thanks, Noob Noob.

This guy gets it.

Vance Maximus, Renegade Star Soldier Sorry I'm late.

It was happy hour.

Happy hour.

Uh, I was also late because of my drinking and mentioned it to zero applause.

Rick Sanchez.

Tinkerer of Terror.

Man, that's hard to say.

And Morty, right? Whoa, yeah! I never forget a kid.

What do you say, Vindicators, let's make this three for three? - Haha! - Yes! Did he say "three for three"? Did he say he never forgets a kid? You mean two for two, right, Vance? Actually, we assembled a second time last summer to fight Doomnomitron.

So this is Vindicators Three? And you guys did Vindicators Two without us? I sense insecurity.

Are you sure there's not just a picnic nearby? I guess he found his crowd.

Pretty toothless stuff, guys.

I hope you're happy with the adventure so far, Morty.

These guys are even lamer than last time.

We weren't here last time, remember? They did a whole Vindicators without us.

A bunch of them got killed, too.

They lost Lady Katana, Calypso, Diablo Verde Yikes.

Yeah, things did feel less diverse in there.

This article says the reason we weren't involved was "personality conflicts.

" Don't worry, Morty, they love you.

Superheroes need a wide-eyed unremarkable to tag along and react to everything like it's mind blowing.

I think the personality conflict might have been you? Jesus How awesome is that? I mean, they wanted to not need me so bad they murdered three innocent heroes of color and they still had to bring me back? Rick, since it's my adventure and all, could you do me a favor? Uh, the adventure is the favor, Morty.

Me sleeping on these linens is the favor.

I mean, w-w-what what are we vindicating? Comfort? Rick, this really bums me out.

It-It's embarrassing to find out these guys don't like us.

Why? Morty I defeat gagoos more powerful than these guys every week.

Yeah, but not heroes.

Oh, please, they just call themselves heroes so they can I'm calling them that, Rick! They're my heroes.

Mine! Huh, no accounting for taste.

I'm gonna go get a drink.

PA System: Good morning, Vindicators.

Ship has arrived at Terraneous system.

All Vindicators report to the briefing room.

The The room from the, uh the Uh, it's the d It's a different room than Than conference room.

I'm sorry, it's my first day as a PA System.

First-day jitters.

Oh, God.

Good morning.

Looks like your grandpa had a long night.

Crocubot, why don't you escort Mr.

Sanchez to a more comfortable spot so that someone can clean up his diarrhea.

Oooh, I'm nervous about my first mission! Actually, Noob Noob, you have a new mission.

Got damn.

Vindicators, prepare for arrival.

Morty, the Vindicators and I had a chat this morning, and I'm afraid we need to make a little change.

I-I totally get it.

I-I'm so sorry.

You should be.

Running around in a yellow T-shirt like you're not one of us.

Disgraceful.

I-I-I'm not a superhero.

Cop a squat, chief.

Everyone in the universe is a hero.

All you have to do is know the difference between good and bad, and root for good.

Rick says good and bad are artificial constructs.

Yeah, well, I get the feeling He kind of needs that to be the case.

Not coming, Noob Noob? Ohh! No, uh, I got stuff to do here.

Vance: Security drones, inbound.

Star Mother, grant me your wrath.