Don't know where the fuck you were last week, But here's what you missed on shameless.
They're digging out the sewer main in a few days And shutting the water off.
What about aunt ginger? - Let me spell this out for you.
The city digs up some bones, the police show up.
You buried a body, and you stole from the federal government.
You will never get out of prison.
- "my dad is gay for your brother" thing, It's, like, on a film loop in my brain.
- I'll be back for dinner.
Buck up, kiddo.
- No biggie, just my universe falling apart.
- We are literally digging up a body.
Walk away.
Yeah, why don't you go cry to your gay dad about it? - Hey, what did the doc say this morning? - I need to know the truth.
Can I have a damn baby or not? What about a surrogate? - And you two take it from me when it comes out? - Yes, mama.
It will be our child.
It will be your grandchild.
- You know the guy you beat the shit out of? He wants me to sneak into his mansion And take all of his crap.
- Don't know what you see in that geriatric viagroid.
He isn't afraid to kiss me.
- I can take care of you at home.
No, you can't.
- Get in the car.
Debbie, get in the car.
I love you, debbie! - Operator, can you connect me with child welfare services? I would like to report a negligent situation.
Who the hell are you? - I'm britney sturgess from child protective services.
- think of all the luck you got know that it's not for naught you were beaming once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? round up the friends you got know that they're not for naught you were willing once before but it's not like that anymore what is this downside that you speak of? what is this feeling you're so sure of? - Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey, what the hell's going on? - Department of family services is taking us away.
- They what? Can they do that? - It won't last, debs.
I promise.
What was it last time-- a week? Nine days.
- Aw, 20 bucks says we're back in five.
- Can I get their placement addresses from you now? - Not until the intake interviews with the children Are complete.
Who reported us? Come on! Who was it? Frank.
Frank.
Frank.
Frank.
I'm off to my hypnotherapy appointment.
I need you to watch hiram.
- I'm kind of in the middle of something here, sheils.
Where's jody? - He's working at the tattoo parlor.
- Marking idiots with ink so the rest of us can recognize them.
Frank, you have tattoos.
Point well taken.
- So-- and if you're doing laundry, Can you put some of hymie's onesie's in? Might as well.
You're both covered in pee-pee.
There you go, buddy.
I just want you to know that My dumping you and leaving town Is in no way a reflection of my feelings toward you, hiram.
I just gotta lay low a little bit In case they find ginger's body in my backyard.
Oh, shit! I got a shift in ten minutes.
- Yeah, go to your shift.
I'll take care of this.
- I wasn't sure I'd see you again.
- Yeah.
I wasn't either.
- I'm gonna see if I can get one of the evil cock gobblers To cover my shift so I can get over to the dfs And start tracking down the kids.
You guys okay? Oh, yeah.
Ain't our first time at the rodeo.
'cause liam's still cute and little - He'll go to some loving home with people Who really want a family, but waited so long Their egg batter rotted so they can't have one of their own.
- And debbie and carl will be placed together because - Because the state always tries to keep siblings together.
- And lip and I can handle whatever foster nut jobs We end up with.
- Remember that last guy with the, uh Was it the fucking bathroom peephole? Oh, yeah.
- Well, this time's gonna be a little different.
I've placed liam and carl together, But debbie, unfortunately, has to be placed separately.
All by myself? - And, philip and ian, you're too old to be placed, So you're going to a group home.
- Like a whore's period-- late again, bitch.
- You're wasting your talents, patty.
You should be tweeting this crap.
You're late.
I know.
I'm sorry.
Look, I kind of have a family emergency And was wondering if I could skip my shift today? - Would you look at this? It's filthy.
My back is filthy, 'cause you haven't washed it.
So why should I wash yours? - Look, I just need a couple hours To get to the department of family services.
They yanked my brothers and sister from our house This morning, and I just gotta find out where they are And make sure they're safe And not with any psychos or anything, please.
- Sorry, but if you can't get anyone to cover your shift - You know as well as I do none of these bitches Are gonna cover for me.
I still have that video of you, And I have no problem sending it to your wife.
- Yeah, and I have no problem going to dfs to tell them You steal from the register and show up high every day.
Your word against mine.
- Actually, the girls will back me up.
And I'm gonna want you to quit So I don't have to pay you unemployment.
Fuck you, bobby.
- Tell you what, you, uh, tickle the balls a little bit, And maybe I'll write you a letter of recommendation.
- It really puts the "home" in "group home.
" - It's only gonna be a couple days, okay? Every gallagher can handle that, right? - I'll take care of liam.
- Yes, you will.
Hey, debs.
See you soon, all right? Hey.
Good day, gentlemen.
My name is d'andre, and this is gunderson house, A level 14 boys' group home housing underage d&ds In the chicago system.
- Is that "dungeons and dragons"? - "delinquents and deviants.
" follow me.
This will be your primary residence until we figure out Which one you are.
Your wallets and cell phones will be in my care Until you've proven to me that you can follow the rules.
- So it's like prison? - It's up to you.
You will be given an opportunity to earn back your money And your cell phone privileges.
Gee, thanks.
- You would do well to shut your mouth And keep your eyes open in here.
- The county database says that you're available for placement, But I'm concerned there are too many children in your care.
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