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Fuck you guys want?
It's the recap shit.
What, you guys miss last week's episode?
Eh, we should probably show it to 'em.
I guess.
Go!
You want to volunteer? Here?
Yes, sir.
In need of some documentation,
community service.
Trying
to get into West Point.
Only takes three or four minutes
if you get the, uh, hose
on the tailpipe right.
You're killing dogs?
All right, well, you guys just relax.
Just die naturally.
Where are all the female employees?
- [MEN] At the woman's march!
- [MEN] Selling pussy hats.
"Jugs"?
I lied to you this morning.
- There is a woman on my site.
- Who?
Me.
A-are they giving you your meds in there?
I-I'm protecting
defenseless lambs from having
their emotional and
physical spirits slaughtered.
[PHONE CLATTERS]
[GUARD] Gallagher! You made bail.
Your disciples!
We crowd sourced your
bail to get you out.
Gay Jesus!
[CHEERING]
- Commercial real estate?
- Yeah,
you're the one who told me to invest.
Max Whitford's just gonna
try and fuck you, trust me.
You seem savvy.
We're putting in
another Sunset Brooks
senior care center.
You'd need a hundred to play.
Then I got a hundred in my pocket.
[POP]
We did it.
[LAUGHS]
- I need a sponsor.
- Me?
Helping another AA member's
a hell of a lot better for your sobriety
than chasing after a
kid who's not yours.
[SIGHS] Uh, I'll sponsor you.
Come on.
We someone who will promote
and protect our values!
What about Mo White?
Let's make Chicago White again!
[CHEERING]
Mo White?
Yeah.
Who are you?
Your country needs you.
[ROCK MUSIC]
Uh-huh.
[ROCK MUSIC]
Think of all the luck you got
Know that it's not for naught
You were beaming once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
Round up the friends you got
Know that they're not for naught
You were willing once before
But it's not like that anymore
What is this downside
That you speak of?
What is this feeling
You're so sure of?
[ROCK MUSIC]
That'll show those
misogynistic motherfuckers.
[QUIETLY] Fuck, yes!
[LAUGHS] Only two dicks left.
Clearly you haven't had much experience
around a dick.
It's more like this.
Ooh.
Hey.
- En garde!
- Ooh!
- Ooh! [LAUGHS]
- [DISTANT CHEERING]
[QUIETLY] Shh, shh!
[BOTH LAUGH]
[ALEX] Yeah, we're gonna get busted.
Okay, who's next?
Uh, this one.
Oh, hell, no.
Yo, yo, Darryl fucking Feathers, man!
He was the foreman at my last job.
Oh, shit.
This one gets two dicks.
[WELDERS CLANK]
[DOGS BARK DISTANTLY]
Hey.
Hey.
[TRAIN HORN BLOWS DISTANTLY]
Um
The fuck you doing?
Waiting.
- Waiting for what?
- Shim.
Good morning, my
indigenous South Siders!
Don't mind me.
Just showing our support
for a better tomorrow.
Huh?
Hi.
W-what's a "shim"?
Shim.
God.
But God doesn't have a gender,
or maybe it's both genders,
so she, him Shim.
Mother-father God.
And you're waiting for Shim to
Talk to me.
Tell me what to do next.
Does that happen a lot?
Used to all the time in jail,
but since I've been out, nothing.
[FRANK] That's because
it never happened.
Shim,
a higher power, the great
I Am, Great Spirit
Call it whatever you want
But it ain't talking to you.
And we weren't talking to you.
Enlightenment, or
whatever these new-fangled
hippy-dippy religions are selling,
is a waste of time.
Gay Jesus, Taoism,
Scientology, Christian Science,
Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra
It's like going to one
of those flaky schools
where the students create
their own curriculum,
then don't get graded on it.
Religion isn't a startup, Ian.
You want God to talk to you,
you gotta stick with
the classics: Buddhism,
Judaism, Christianity.
And if you break the rules,
you burn in hell for all eternity.
And there's your enlightenment.
In the meantime,
I shall be saving the South Side
from the endless caravan of immigrants.
[LIP] All right.
You guys
should get going, huh?
Come on.
You don't want to be late
for your first day of public school.
That's the one thing they care about.
Oh, wait.
[LIP GRUNTS]
Oh.
There.
Later.
Hey, buddy, Liam, might
want to lose the tie.
No? Okay.
[POP/ROCK MUSIC]
We're making sandwiches now, Pops?
You think that's weird?
It ain't hard to see
What's going on with me
Got what I want
And a little bit of what I need
Something smooth so fine so sweet
Something good's got ahold of me
Make it hard for anyone to leave
When we gotta
Here you go, Miss Riley.
I can assure you,
there was no suffering.
Bless you, sweet boy.
Sparky's in a better place.
Mm.
[FORD, INDISTINCT]
We done?
[FIONA] Ta-da! What do you think?
[FORD, PANTING] It's an empty lot.
Yeah, 1/10th of which belongs to me.
But it's not about
what it looks like now.
It's about what it's gonna be.
You're looking at the future site
of Sunset Brook Senior Care, phase two.
It's nice, huh?
Hm.
"Hm"? What is "hm"?
Well, just seems like they could've
put a bit more money
into the architecture,
you know?
Well, they're going for a
really simple, practical,
kind of European vibe.
I love it.
Yeah, well, it's definitely practical.
Is this the thing
Whitford sucked you into?
[LAUGHS]
Whitford didn't suck me into anything.
I invested in a limited partnership.
[LAUGHS] So Max Whitford
makes all the decisions?
[FIONA] The general partner does, yes.
It's an LLC, which means
my liability is limited,
so I can't get sued
by some junkie roofer.
Ah, so you can only
lose all your investment,
- which was how much again?
- 100,000.
[LAUGHS]
- 100,000?
- Mm-hm.
- Dollars?
- With a 30% return
expected in less than a year.
Come on.
Still got 12 blocks to go.
[CLOUDLAND'S "RESTART" PLAYS]
Christ.
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