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Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
ba-da-ba-da-ba
Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
Let's go!
We'll be there
A wink and a smile
and a great, old time
Yeah, we'll be there
Wherever we are,
there's fun to be found
We'll be there
when you turn that corner
We'll jump out the bush
With a big bear hug
and a smile
We'll be there
[Music]
Man: Live from the studio
headquarters in Northern California
it's "The Nom Nom Show!"
Tonight's guests
Viral superstars
Daredevil Dog [Barks]
Shakespeare Baby.
[Babbling]
And a performance by
the Internet sensation,
Amazing Ape!
With music by Hedgehog
and the Nom Nom Jam Band!
And here's your host, Nom Nom!
[Audience cheering]
Hey!
Mwah! Mwah!
Uh-huh!
[Audience cheering]
[Plays solo on piano]
Hey!
[Laughs]
Man: I love you Nom Nom!
I love you too, grown adult!
[Laughs]
Thank you, thank you.
I'm Nom Nom, and welcome
to my first-ever TV special,
where the only stars brighter
than here are in space!
[Rim shot]
[Man coughs]
Man: Do something cute!
[Laughs]
Well, tonight, we've got
a great show! [Chuckles]
So don't change that channel,
we'll be right back!
[Music]
[Muffled scream]
Agent: It was all so great,
Mr.
Nom Nom.
A+!
It's gonna be amazing!
Keep this up, and we're definitely
getting a primetime show.
You'll be the king
of the Internet and TV!
Really great job, sir.
I'm pretty sure
the executive loved it, too!
I see a smile!
Sir, I know if this special fails,
people will laugh at you,
and your career
will go down the drain.
But regardless,
I am still so proud of you.
[Growls]
Okay, okay, okay!
Just give me some space!
Shoo, shoo!
Give me a moment!
[Groans] Where's my water?
Interns, where's my water?!
Grizzly: Uh, coming, Nom Nom!
[Crash]
[Rattling]
Your eucalyptus water,
Mr.
Nom Nom, sir.
Thanks again
for this opportunity, man.
Yeah, Grizz says
you're likeable now.
Ice Bear is hoping
for redemptive arc.
[Gulps]
Ugh, what am I even
paying you for?
- The internship's unpaid.
- We only get college credit.
Right.
I get free non-union labor.
You get industry experience.
I lost out on this deal.
Hey, Nom Nom, can I get you
a refreshing strawberry water?
- It'll make you feel better.
- Grizz! He only drinks eucalyptus water.
Ice Bear doesn't like water.
Too wet.
Aah! Enough!
I need the show to go well.
Stop annoying me
and bring me some food.
- Okey-dokey.
- Okey-dokey.
And be fast! Go!
Be gone!
[Clatter]
[Grumbles]
- Um, sir, we have a problem.
- What do you mean, "problem"?
Daredevil Dog can't make it.
He, uh, called in injured.
Injured?
How bad is it?
[Music]
[Dog barks]
[Thuds]
[Muffled bark]
- What?!
- We can fix this.
- What do you mean?!
- We just need a replacement!
How are we gonna just grab
some nobody to replace him
in less than two minutes?
- Ugh!
- Grizzly: Hey, Nom Nom!
We found you some food!
Not sure what it was doing
in the backroom?
Ronald: Hey! Where'd the cake
for the after party go?
Let us know if there's anything
else you want us to do!
Yep, we're free to do
whatever you need!
Hey, I got an idea.
[Audience cheering]
[Music]
Welcome back!
So, some bad news, folks.
Daredevil Dog was unable
to make it in tonight.
[Audience murmurs]
Woman: Oh, what?
[Laughs]
Well, it's gonna be okay,
'cause we've got
the next best thing!
Introducing Daredevil Bear!
Daredevil Bear is going to go
down the ramp,
over the spikes,
threw a flaming hoop,
a second hoop,
more flaming hoops,
a spider, over the ramp,
through the daggers,
over the piranha tank,
and land safely
over on the other side.
All: Ooh!
He signed a waiver, right?
All righty!
Are you ready?!
Um, Nom Nom, this doesn't
look like a good idea.
What are you talking about?
It's just that it looks
a little dangerous.
[Laughs]
Looks like he needs
some motivation!
Let's count down!
3, 2, 1!
[Grizz screaming]
[Screams]
[Both screaming]
[Music]
Ow, ow, ow, ow,
just stop tugging at it.
Wow, oh, it's really got you, man.
[Grunts]
Ow, that hurt, you oaf!
So sorry, Nom Nom,
but everything's fine now!
[Chuckles nervously]
Good as new!
Agent: Ah, Nom Nom!
It's urgent!
Oh, good, my agent's here
to fix everything.
Well, actually, sir, Shakespeare
Baby can't make it either.
He got into a fight
with his twin, Opera Baby.
[Opera music playing]
[Both crying]
He lost his voice in
a subsequent yelling match.
It was super cute and went viral,
- but not good for us.
- What?!
[Groans]
Why is this happening?!
Well, you're on in five!
Okay, okay, we'll just have
to work with it.
You! You're up!
[Whimpers]
You got this, bro!
You're the best drama queen I know.
What? What is it?
[Soft music plays]
But, soft, what light
through yonder window breaks?
It is the East,
and Juliet is the sun.
Arise, fair sun!
[Music]
[Clears throat]
- Arise, Fair sun!
- Uh, whoa.
Oh, geez.
Where Wherefore art thou,
uh, art thou?
[Sneezes]
Oh my.
Your lines, Juliet!
Stick to your lines!
I'm sorry, but these flowers!
I think I'm allerg
[Sneezing]
[Laughter]
Come on!
Pull me up, pull me up!
That thou, her maid,
art far more fair than she.
Be not her maid,
since she is envious.
- Since she is envious.
- Well, I can't.
I'm really allergic to the
Come on,
just take the flowers already.
[Sneezes]
[Screams]
[Laughter]
[Screaming]
[Laughter continues]
[Sneezing]
[Grunts]
You're ruining the act!
Get it together, you
[Both scream]
[Crash]
[Laughter]
Oh, gosh, Nom Nom,
I'm so, so
[Sneezes]
Great job, guys.
Sounds like
you got the crowd going
[Growls]
Nom Nom, I'm so sorry for that.
That's it! You embarrassed me
in front of the whole crowd!
You're fired!
Oh wait.
You're all fired!
Agent: [Panting] Sir!
Bad news, sir!
I just got off the phone and
Don't tell me.
The ape isn't gonna make it.
No.
He isn't real!
Turns out he's just
a fake Internet meme.
- We've been bamboozled, sir.
- Say no more.
Grizzly: So, uh, should we go?
[Screaming]
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to our last and final act.
Featuring my assistant,
the amazing,
last minute guest star
Magic Bear!
[Dramatic music plays]
All: Ooh!
I will be performing the
ultimate escape from this box,
while being completely submerged.
Observe!
With a heavily fortified
200-pound door,
along with two inches
of the strongest glass.
All conditions impossible for escape.
Especially with
handcuffs!
[Dramatic music plays]
[Clears throat]
Magic Bear.
Handcuffs!
All right, and there you have it folks.
Behold!
I'm now clearly restrained.
I will have just seconds to escape.
Don't forget to leave
the master key with me.
[Dramatic music plays]
[Water splashes]
[Lock clicks]
This is the moment
[Music]
This is the moment
[Gargling, muffled screaming]
[Dramatic music]
[Gasps]
Nom Nom's in trouble!
We're coming, Nom Nom!
We're coming!
[Laughter]
[Whoopie cushion sounds]
[Wings flap]
[Keys jangling]
No worries, Nom Nom.
We'll get you
out of there!
[Keys jangling]
[Japanes flute plays]
[Glass breaking]
[Muffled screaming]
[Water splashes]
Oh, my gosh, Nom Nom.
Are you okay? Speak!
[Gasping, coughing]
[Laughter]
[Air horn blows]
[Laughter continues]
[Cellphone beeps]
Put me through
to the network, please.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, I can fix this!
[Shudders]
[Laughter]
[Groaning]
[Screams]
[Grunts]
[Music]
[Nom Nom screaming]
Ahh, he's coming this way!
Nom Nom:
Aah! It's over and done!
[Screams]
This was gonna be my own show!
My only shot!
My chance to top The Corgis,
Andy Bangs, everybody!
My career is over!
- Wait, stop Nom Nom!
- Leave me alone!
But Nom Nom!
Just listen!
The audience is calling for you.
- Huh?
- [Chanting] Nom Nom! Nom Nom!
What?
[Chanting continues]
[Cheers and applause]
That's right, guys!
It's me!
[Laughs] Mwah, mwah!
[Laughs] Whoo!
[Laughs]
- You did it, Nom Nom!
- Whoo-hoo!
- [Laughs] Whoo!
- Man: I love you, Nom Nom!
Love you too, so and so!
[Cheers and applause continue]
Oh, man, that felt amazing!
I can't believe it!
Ah! Nom Nom, you see.
You're such a success!
Oh, no, no, no,
let's keep this professional.
Oh, right, of course,
Mr.
Nom Nom, sir.
Congratulations, Nom Nom!
Ha! See?
Everything turned out okay!
The crowd just loves you, man!
You're huge!
Executive: [Clears throat]
Nom Nom, darling.
I spoke to my network's board,
and after this response
we'd like to extend you
for a full season!
What? Really?
The performances were all
such a hit with the crowd,
and we want to bring on the
bears as regular co-hosts!
[All gasp]
We get to be in the show too?!
Wait, no, no, no, no.
Why are they in on the deal?
They're just a bunch of interns!
Ice Bear will steal the show.
As usual.
The audience loved
the chemistry you guys had.
To us, there's no "Nom Nom Show"
without the Bears.
- So, what do you say, Nom Nom?
- Do it, sir! Take the deal!
[Groans]
[Grunts]
No, no, you know what? No.
No bears.
This is supposed to be my show.
Mine
"The Nom Nom Show.
"
It's just me, or I'm out!
And good luck finding
another cute Internet star
that can carry this show!
I'm all you got!
Man: Live from the studio
headquarters in Northern California,
it's "The Hedgehog Show"!
[Music]
[Piano riff plays]
[Wink]
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