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Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
ba-da-ba-da-ba
Da, da, da-ba-da, da, da
Let's go!
We'll be there
A wink and a smile
and a great, old time
Yeah, we'll be there
Wherever we are,
there's fun to be found
We'll be there
when you turn that corner
We'll jump out the bush
With a big bear hug
and a smile
We'll be there
[Music]
[Bird caws]
[Music]
Narrator: Now I want to tell ya
about this one peculiar fella.
I don't know where he's from
or, heck, what he even is.
But I do know his name
is Charlie.
[Wind whistling]
[Music]
Now, he's traveled
just about everywhere.
Lookin' for a friend.
[Coyote howls]
Perhaps this will be his lucky day.
[Charlie howls]
[Coyote snarls]
Aah!
[Music ends]
Aah! Oh, hey, hey!
Hey, there, buddy!
I can't believe
I finally found someone!
My name's Charlie, by the way!
What's yours?
Hmm.
Hey!
You're not alive! [Chuckles]
Fooled me again, cactus!
[Groan]
Wait.
Are you alive?
[Screams]
[Groans]
[Thud] Aah!
Oh geez, sorry.
Your human face startled me.
You okay? [Groans]
All right, I'm just gonna
look for some identification.
[Groans]
Hey, don't mind me.
Excuse me.
[Chuckles]
Hmm.
El Oso.
[Gasps]
Por favor, amigo.
Uhh
All right, I guess
I can help you out.
Upsie daisy!
[Grunts]
Now you just need
some R&R in some shelter,
and you'll be good as new!
[Panting]
Man.
Charlie needs some agua.
Huh?
[Music]
[Groans]
[Grunts] Oh!
[Water splashes]
Careful.
Easy does it!
Oops!
[Coughing]
A-ha! Good thing
I got another one.
[Gulping]
[Panting]
- Gracias.
- No problemo, mi amigo.
- So, what's up?
- Uhh?
Aah!
El Chupacabra!
[Both screaming]
[Screaming]
[Whimpering]
Hey, Chupacabra.
Oye! Chupacabra!
Aah!
[Screams]
Stop screaming!
[Screams]
En serio, stop it!
Aye.
I'm not going
to hurt you okay!
So calmate!
Sabes que Chupacabra?
You are a lot less scary
than your poster.
You definitely don't
have those "big fangs.
"
Oh, um, I'm not
a Chupaca-bro or whatever.
I'm a Charlie!
Por favor, Chupacabra.
Don't lie to me.
I know you've seen this.
It's posted everywhere
around town!
Wow!
I look so handsome!
Oh, they spelled my name
wrong, though.
Hey, that reminds me!
I have your portrait, too!
You famous or something?
[Chuckles] You can say that.
Uh, anyway, Chupacabra,
I just wanted to say
gracias for saving me.
My father always said to me,
"Isi un hombre salva tu vida,
estás endeudado
a ese hombre por siempre!"
Cool!
Wait, what's that mean?
Basically it means I'm indebted
to you for saving my life!
[Laughter in distance]
- Arriba! Arriba!
- Madre mia!
- We gotta hide you fast!
- Why?
No hay tiempo para explicar!
[Grunts]
Ponte quieto.
Don't make a sound.
Not even a peep.
[Door thud]
[Spurs jangling]
[Laughs]
[Music]
Hola compadres!
Took you long enough
to get back to our hideout.
[Laughs]
Oso, you hijo de pistola,
we we're looking for you
everywhere after that last heist.
We thought you were muerto.
- Or worse, captured.
- Yeah, amigo!
Wouldn't want you ratting us out!
Porque you know how
we deal with snitches!
Whoo, blah!
[Laughs]
- Que no, Chuckles?
- SÃ.
[Laughs]
Oh, you're ruthless, amigo.
[Giggling] Stop.
You're tickling me.
[Thud]
[Shing!]
[Giggling]
Are you hiding something
in that closet, Oso?
- [Chuckles] In the closet?
- Entonces.
You wouldn't mind if I took
a look inside then?
Chuckles, go check it out, eh?
[Giggling]
[Chair scrapes]
Huh?
[Spurs jangling]
[Tense music]
[Gasp]
- Who the heck are you?
- The name's, uhh,
Cactus, uhh Amigo?
- Is this some sort of trap, Oso?
- Uh, he's just visiting!
I wanted him to be
una sopresa! [Chuckles]
Hm.
- Why don't you come join us, Amigo?
- Don't mind if I do.
[Clears throat]
Oye Oso, I almost forgot!
After our last heist,
our bounties went up again!
Knives: Pero for some reason
they can never draw me right.
Oh, wow! You guys have
fancy portraits.
too?
[Thud]
Ow! Why did you kick me?
Of course we have bounties!
We're the best bandidos in Mexico!
[Chuckles]
Yeah, y tu Cactus Amigo?
As an old partner of Oso's,
surely you must have
a high bounty yourself?
Uhh, of course I do.
For, uhh, 1,000 pesos.
Wow! Que chido!
How exactly did you get
such a high bounty, Amigo?
I, uh, killed Sheriff, uhh,
Table, uhh, Floor.
Yep.
I killed
Sheriff Table Floor.
[Groans]
You killed
Sheriff Table Floor?
[Laughs] That's funny because
I killed Sheriff Table Floor!
Oh, did I say Table Floor?
No, I meant Table Door.
I defeated a lot of dudes so I
get kind of confused.
[Chuckles]
Why don't you tell us
of this great defeat.
- Yeah, tell us.
- SÃ.
Uh, actually,
I think Cactus Amigo
should probably get going now.
[Laughs]
Why don't you
want him to talk, Oso?
- Uhh
- Ah, don't worry, I love tellin' stories!
I-I don't think this is a good idea.
[Laughs nervously]
It was a cold night when I
wandered into that town.
[Music]
It was just me.
And Sheriff Table Door.
Our eyes locked on each other.
Then he reached for his gun,
but I was too fast
and grabbed my whip.
[Whip cracks]
I gave a whap!
[Clattering]
Then this, this, then that, huh!
[Spits]
And that, my amigos, was the
end of Sheriff Table Door.
Laid it down a bit
thick there, eh, amigo?
[Laughs]
Que suave!
- You're so cool!
- SÃ.
Yes, that was quite a tall tale.
Y sabes que?
While you were talking,
I remembered another fellow
with a bounty of 1,000 pesos.
You ever hear of
El Chupacabra?
[Music]
[Laughs]
Nope, never heard of him.
[Laughs] Yeah, Chuckles me dijo,
he was caught eating goats!
Uh a-are you sure he wasn't
just trying to hug the goats,
and it was all just
some big misunderstanding?
[Thud]
Ow! Why do you keep kicking me?
You're about the same height
and build of El Chupacabra, too.
Cactus Amigo
needs to leave now!
I mean, I mean, you should
be heading out now, sÃ?
Uh, yeah, okay, right!
I will go now.
It was nice meeting
y'all, and, uh,
good luck with the crime
and everything.
No, Amigo.
Why don't you stay a while!
[Gasping]
[Laughs] You thought you could
fool me, Chupacabra? [Grunts]
Aah!
Aah!
Muchachos, atrapalo!
[Thud]
Run, Chupacabra!
[Panting]
Where'd he go?
[Horse snorts]
[Panting]
Olvidalo for now.
Let's deal with Oso.
Now escucha bien, Oso.
You tell us where
El Chupacabra went,
or how would you like
to lose un mano?
Oh no! You gotta do
something, Charlie!
[Horse whinnies]
Hey, do you mind!
I'm trying to think over here! Huh?
Hmm.
Criminals, we have you surrounded!
We know everyone
of you in there!
We're gonna give you
to the count of 10 to surrender,
or we're gonna shoot
this place up real bad, ya hear!
10, 9
What are we gonna do, boss?
- Chuckles can't go back to jail!
- Calmate, you fool!
It's obviously some
trick by Chupacabra!
Five! Four! Three!
I can't take it!
Adios!
Aah!
- Two!
- Regresanse, you cowards!
It's the Chupacabra's trick!
One!
All right, boys, shoot 'em up!
[Gunshots]
Not a trick, not a trick!
Madre mia!
[Gunshots continue]
I guess the guns weren't enough!
Release the cougars!
[Cougar screeching, howling]
And now the eagles!
[Eagle screeches]
Now release the elephants!
[Elephant trumpets]
It's all right, Chupacabra!
It's just me, amigo.
Did my plan [Coughs]
Did my plan work?
SÃ, Chupacabra.
I must ask, how did you get
so good at impressions?
Oh, I've been around
so I can do lots!
[Dolphin noises]
[Owl hooting]
Oh, and my favorite!
[Inhales deeply]
[Dinosaur roar]
[Laughs]
You sure are an interesting
hombre, Chupacabra.
I'm sure you'll make many more
amigos down the line.
Listen to me.
You must keep a low profile.
- Promise to keep yourself safe.
- I will.
[Grunts]
Hasta luego, mi amigo!
Narrator: Well, looks like
Charlie made a friend after all.
But I have a feeling he was hoping
for something more long term.
Maybe he'll find that one day
down the road.
[Music]
- Done!
- Done!
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