6. Episode 6 (第1季)【完整台词】

Drop your pants, soldier.

Take the bandage off.

[GASPING] [GRUNTS] I'm counting two testicles down here, Doc.

I want these stitches out, God damn it.

I want this nut sack back in the air flying missions and serving his country like everybody else, God damn it.

Hike up your pants, soldier! [VELCRO RIPS] Who are you? I'm Nurse Cramer.

Oh.

Is Sue Anne not working today? Nurse Duckett's gone.

Where? CRAMER: Gone home.

To the nurses' quarters? She's gone home.

Her tour finished.

When? She left this morning.

She didn't say anything.

CRAMER: We treat a lot of soldiers here.

She's not about to say goodbye to all of them.

All right, let's have a look at these testicles.

[MELANCHOLY MILITARISTIC MUSIC] Okay.

Looks like you're good to go.

[ENGINE RUMBLING] SOLDIER: [SPITTING] [HEAVING] [RETCHING, COUGHING] Sorry, sir.

- What's your name? - Snowden, sir.

- YOSSARIAN: What's your first name? - Christopher, sir.

I'm John.

This your first mission? Yes, sir.

It's it's my first mission.

- Take a breath, son.

- [LAUGHS] You're gonna be fine.

Okay? Let's go, it'll be fun.

Yes, sir.

Hey, where you going? I I'm a tail gunner.

There's nothing to shoot at.

There's no Germans in the air.

It's just us.

Have a seat by that window over there.

You'll be all right.

Just stay out of that tail.

Yes, sir.

[METAL CREAKING] [RUMBLING GROWING LOUDER] [ENGINE WHIRRING] AARFY: Coming up on two minutes out.

[ENGINES DRONING, CANNONS BOOMING] We're at 4,000 feet.

See the target on the left? You see that? [BANGING] SOLDIER: I got it.

[DRAMATIC MUSIC] Here we go.

AARFY: Holding steady.

Are you lined up, Yossarian? YOSSARIAN: Yes, I'm fucking lined up.

AARFY: That's the wrong bridge.

[BANGING, EXPLOSION] MAN: [HOLLERS] - Hey, what happened back there? - AARFY: The right engine is hit! - We're hit! - CO-PILOT: Help him! - PILOT: Cut the fuel! - CO-PILOT: Help him! - PILOT: Cutting the fuel! - CO-PILOT: Help him! - Help who? - CO-PILOT: The bombardier! Help him! Help the bombardier! I'm the bombardier! CO-PILOT: Then help him! - Help him! - Help who? - Who is this? - CO-PILOT: The side gunner! The kid! The new kid! Help him! AARFY: Where the hell you going? [REPEATED BANGING, GUNFIRE] [TENSE MUSIC] YOSSARIAN: Okay, okay.

I'm cold.

You're gonna be all right, okay? You're gonna be all right.

[INDISTINCT MUTTER] Okay.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I'm cold.

Well, we're gonna get you warm.

[GRUNTS, SHAKY BREATHING] YOSSARIAN: Okay.

Okay, look it's ugly, kid, but it's not as ugly as it looks.

There's no arteries cut, so you're not gonna die.

But I'm cold.

YOSSARIAN: Well, that's a good sign, you know? - It's a sign that your body - [HEAVY BREATHING] Is responding properly [GRUNTS] And it's sending the warmth to your leg.

But your brain doesn't know.

Okay.

- Keep that there.

- SNOWDEN: [GROANS] It's all right.

That's all right.

What did you say your name was? It's John.

John Yossarian.

John Yossarian.

[SNIFFS] Okay, look at me, okay? Ah, fuck.

[RAGGED BREATHING] Hey, can somebody help me here? This is a good bandage, okay? It's gonna get you home safe.

[GROANING, SHALLOW BREATHING] My my dad's a dentist.

YOSSARIAN: Yeah, I knew it.

And he's gonna be glad to have you back, right? Just look at me.

Look at me.

- [GRUNTS] - When I get you back on land, Doc Daneeka's gonna make you right as rain.

Okay.

Come here, let's get you up.

Okay, come on.

Let's get you up.

[WIND HOWLING] Oh, shit.

[HEAVY BREATHING] Oh, shit.

SNOWDEN: [WHIMPERING SOFTLY] [HEARTRENDING MUSIC] - Look at me.

- [STAMMERS] [GRUNTS] [GASPING] Oh, fuck.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

Your eyes Keep your eyes right on me.

Okay, all right.

Okay, now.

Now We just gotta get you comfortable.

- Okay.

- Okay? Okay, get you comfortable.

Nice and comfortable.

Get you nice and comfortable.

Okay.

Nice and easy.

- Nice and easy.

- [WHIMPERING] YOSSARIAN: [MURMURING INDISTINCTLY] I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

[SOMBER MUSIC] [WHEELS SCREECH] [ENGINE SPUTTERING] [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] [BELT BUCKLE RATTLING] [MUFFLED CHATTER] [LADDER CLATTERS] [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] [ENGINE RUMBLING, SIREN WAILING] [CHATTER, HOSE SPRAYING] [SCREAMING] [KEYS CLACKING] CHAPLAIN: Yossarian.

You okay? Oh, hi, Chaplain.

I'm fine.

We had a hairy run and we lost a man, but other than that I'm fine.