6. Episode 6 (第1季)【完整台词】

You're covered in blood.

It's not mine.

Do you want can I get you some clothes? No, I'm fine.

Thanks.

How are you? I'm I'm fine, I'm I'm good.

Uh That's good.

Who did you lose? Oh, he was a new kid.

You might not have known him yet.

Where are you off to? I'm heading home.

Can I get you anything? No, thank you.

CHAPLAIN: None of us can say we really knew Christopher but we know the kind of boy he was: A boy willing to put himself in the path of danger A boy barely out of school, willing to leave his family and all that the held dear, all that was safe, all that was familiar To come to a place where those things would seem like a dream, for there was a bigger dream to liberate a world beset by darkness.

Christopher Snowden shared that dream [INDISTINCT CHATTER] With all of us.

When I came here, I knew this would be one of my duties.

This But nobody really dies here.

They just vanish, they They vanish into the sky.

So I do services.

Not burials services.

But thankfully, not today.

We'll keep Christopher Snowden here.

We'll know where he is.

We'll know where to find him.

We'll lament that the life he lived did not turn out to be the life he should have lived.

He was 18.

He didn't get to know the love of a wife or children.

That they loved him, they longed for his return just as he longs for them.

[CLEARS THROAT] Nevertheless, he was greatly loved, and will be greatly missed.

Let us pray for his parents, Raymond and Elizabeth.

MILO: Hey.

What are you doing in a tree? Oh, hiya, Milo.

MILO: Can I come up? [GRUNTING] I heard about your protest.

Good for you.

This isn't a protest.

Well, good for you.

Whose funeral? YOSSARIAN: They're burying that kid that got killed in my plane the other day.

MILO: What happened to him? He got killed.

I heard your deal with Cathcart fell through.

You're not going home.

Did you hear about Orr? He turned up in Sweden.

His body? No, alive and well.

Apparently he rode there.

I don't know, they're saying that's what he did.

Who's saying? Where did you hear this? Somebody heard from somebody.

They're all talking about it down there.

If you weren't running around naked you might have heard it, too.

Hey, good for him.

[SIGHS] It's gonna be all right.

Hey.

Hey, where you going? Hey, you're gonna come work with me, right? We'd be unstoppable! SCHEISSKOPF: And during the long winter of 1777, a Prussian nobleman by the name of Baron Von Steuben aided George Washington greatly in teaching musket drill to a small unit of 100 soldiers.

Those soldiers taught the remaining Continental Army at Valley Forge.

And so, drill formation has a long and glorious history that is a living link to the days and the dreams of our founding fathers.

And so, here today with these shining blue skies that God has seen fit to deliver we, too, are a part of that history.

General Dreedle, Commanding Officer of the entire European operation, has come here all the way from London because he has heard about you men And your tight formations.

Your fiercely tight formations.

And now, without further ado strike up the band.

And, let's start the parade! Forward, march! DREEDLE: For uncommon valor, I hereby award you the Distinguished Flying Cross.

KORN: This is Private First Class James Marsh, sir.

Step forward, Private.

For uncommon valor, I hereby award you the Distinguished Flying Cross.

Well, sir, you know what? I didn't do nothing my grandpappy didn't teach me.

"Be a straight shooter.

Be a straight talker.

Be a clean fighter," he always used to tell.

And by golly, if I hadn't tried to abide by his advice - KORN: Thank you, Private.

- I didn't do nothing brave, though.

- I did what any other fella - I'm sure you did.

- Good for you, son.

- Just like instinct.

DREEDLE: And who the hell is this? This is Yossarian, sir.

I don't know what the hell he thinks he's doing.

Is this some kind of a joke, soldier? What the hell is he doing here? CATHCART: Captain Yossarian is receiving the Distinguished Flying Cross, sir.

Well, I'll be damned.

Why aren't you wearing clothes, son? I don't want to.

DREEDLE: What do you mean, you don't want to? Why the hell don't you want to? I just don't want to.

- Why isn't he wearing clothes? - Why isn't he wearing clothes? A man was killed in his plane and bled all over him.

He swears he will never wea A man was killed in his plane and bled all over him, and he's left his clothes in the laundry.

- Where are his other uniforms? - In the laundry as well, sir.

- What about his underwear? - They're his underwear's in the laundry as well, sir.

Sounds like a lot of crap to me.

- It is a lot of crap, sir.

- SCHEISSKOPF: Don't worry, sir.

I can promise you that I will personally punish this man.

He will be thrashed within an inch of his life.

What the hell do I care if he's punished or not? He's just won a medal, for Christ's sake.

My sentiments exactly, sir.

DREEDLE: He wants to receive it without any clothes on, what the hell business is it of yours? Did you win a medal? Uh, n-no, sir, I didn't win a medal.

[STAMMERS] DREEDLE: I commend your bravery, Captain.

What did he do? CATHCART: He blew up a bridge in Ferrara, sir.

Went over the target twice under enemy fire, sir.

- So you're a pilot, son? - He's a bombardier, sir.

- Why isn't the pilot getting a medal? - Why isn't the pilot getting a medal? - He died, sir.

- No, he didn't.

- Yes, he did.

- No, he didn't.

Jesus Christ, I haven't got all day.

- I'm with you there, sir.

- You shut up.

Soldier, for flying back over Ferrara to blow up a bridge under enemy fire, I hereby award you the Distinguished Flying Cross.

Good work, son.

[APPROACHING PLANE ENGINE] [LIGHTHEARTED JAZZ MUSIC] [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] [NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE] [MUSIC FADES] [PAPER RUSTLING] [DISTANT ENGINES RUMBLING, MEN CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] Hi.

I think I'm supposed to be in this tent.