And time! We got from the apartment to the subway to the pastry school in record time.
I mean, I'm not wearing a bra and my thong may be on backwards.
There's no wrong way to wear a thong, as long as it's uncomfortable.
And with you, the bra's just for decoration.
I have to wear one 'cause you get a ticket for not putting the kids in a car seat.
See you in class, guys.
I gotta say good-bye to my wife.
- Did you think I was gonna kiss you? - Yes! I'm the wife, you're the husband, who I caught wearing my clothes one day, but I don't say anything about it - Morning, guys.
- Oh, hi, Bebe.
Surprised to see me, right? Everyone always thinks I'm not gonna make it through the night, but here I am, even surprised myself.
What's it like working in an office with someone who's about to snap like a breadstick? Not as much fun as you'd think.
But Bebe's sweet, and working here is putting you through pastry school.
- Okay, bye.
- Bye.
- I want a divorce.
- I already filed.
Season 3, Episode 11 "And the Life After Death" Hey, wife, I need $5 to pay for a spatula I broke yesterday.
I was having a Gordon Ramsay moment.
I'd have sex with him, by the way.
Why? He'd just be yelling at you and telling you you're doing it wrong.
Yeah, sex.
Take it.
It's in my purse.
Yo, Bebe, you got any extra pills you're not taking? No, I'm taking them all.
- Oh, my God, no.
- What? I just wanted one.
Or two.
Just to take the edge off.
I have a whipped cream final at 3:00.
No.
In the obituaries.
I know this person.
"Antonia Florentino, 80, died peacefully in her sleep.
" That's a suicide, right? She was my nanny.
You still have a nanny? Lucky She took care of me most of my childhood.
- I loved her so much.
- So sorry That's kind of how I felt about my old neighbor, Carla.
I mean, she didn't take care of me, but when I was a kid, she used to let me drink out of her hose.
The last time I saw Antonia, she was driving me and a sloppy Nelly Furtado to the Teen Choice Awards.
Oh, are we allowed to cry at work now? 'Cause I only do it in my car.
Max, you know what I just realized? This is the first time I've been here since my nanny died.
You just said that at Chipotle.
And then you said it again ten minutes later, also at Chipotle.
Show some sensitivity.
I was crying because my nanny died.
And also because our grief brunch was at Chipotle.
Caroline, your nanny passed? My sympathies, sweetheart.
That's a shame.
But there is nothing better than a black funeral.
I'm still hung over from my grandpa's in '84.
Earl, my nanny was white.
Your nanny was white? Child, you were rich.
Have you seen Han? The funeral's in Philadelphia tomorrow, and I need the day off.
Well, I think I saw him earlier, but then again, it might have been a cat.
Hey, we both need the day off.
I'm going with you for moral support/ my first cheese steak/ I want to ride the liberty bell like a wrecking ball.
I just read the craziest article in this Popular Science about white dwarfs, black holes, and Uranus.
Oh, no.
Let me start over.
Han, we need tomorrow off.
My nanny died.
She was like a mother to me.
But she was not your mother.
And diner rules clearly state you can only take off for the death of a family member.
Well, the rules also say "No drinking on the job", but Okay, yes, you can go.
Because in my culture, it's important to honor the elderly.
I shared a bunk bed with a 97-year-old till I was 22.
Were you on the top or the bottom? Oh, I was always the bottom.
Oh, no.
Let me start over.
Hey, Caroline.
I got your nanny death text.
So I'm wearing black out of respect.
And also, I got my period.
- Thanks, Sophie.
That's lovely.
- It is? Which part? You know, back in Poland when my nanny died, I was so heartbroken, I could barely eat her.
You ate your dead nanny? Well, a goat's a goat.
It doesn't matter what you name it.
It's still good goat meat.
All right, I'll be in my booth.
I'm going to order a tuna melt and three Midol, please.
Wait, how are we gonna get there? Oh, Bebe said she had a car, we can just ask her.
I don't want to get in a car with her.
I don't even want to get in a conversation with her.
I can drive you.
We just have to stop at my sister's in Bucks County, pick up an unmarked package, and swing by Connecticut to drop it off.
Oleg, is there anything illegal about this delivery? No, it's just some shoes Stuffed with cocaine.
Also the shoes are made of hashish.
I'll call Bebe.
Okay, but I'm sitting in the back 'cause I don't want the crazy to get on me.
Bebe, I can't thank you enough for driving us to the funeral.
We're only going 20.
You can go faster if you want.
Yeah, we just got passed by a tree.
And I'm especially thrilled your nervous cocker spaniel with gas and hot spots got to join us.
Okay, now you're going 100.
We can go slower if you want.
Sorry.
Extremes That's my thing.
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