People, I have huge news! Who's carrying the rest of it in? I found a way to improve diner business, and the crazy part is I don't have to fire you two.
Are you gonna clean that dead body smell out of the ladies' room? No, that's what plug-in Glade is for.
Okay, remember how that ice bucket challenge caught on with celebrities? Han, people did those challenges for ALS, not to get publicity for a diner that Yelp calls, "A bit of a dice roll.
" Well, I've invented the condiment challenge.
Why, 'cause condoms are a challenge to you and other virgins? Earl, you're on fire! I'm gonna down ketchup and mustard and then nominate Mr.
George Clooney.
If you really want this thing to go viral, I happen to know that Clooney likes him some spicy sriracha.
All I know is that anal is hot.
His wife's name is Amal, not anal.
I still stand by my statement.
Action! Otherwise known as, "Let's get this over with.
" Mr.
George Uh-oh! I hot! Too hot! I actually think that could go viral.
Damn! I hit the wrong thing.
Han! Han, do over! My insides are on fire! I love Wednesdays.
I get to erase all the genitalia that was drawn on the cupcake board.
And I love Thursdays 'cause I get to redraw them.
I need some more paper towels.
Oh, I think they're downstairs.
Max, you do fake stairs so well.
I know.
It's the second best thing I fake.
Hey, isn't that Andy? My Andy? Oh, God, it is Candy Andy.
He's coming over here.
Hey, Max.
Wow.
Your chalkboard has really nice legs.
Hi.
- Hey.
- I know, so silly.
It's just I'm not very good at seeing my exes.
Yeah, or hiding.
How's the candy business? Sour? Nutty? Full of Nerds? It's great.
Candy's not going anywhere, like my grandma's knee fat.
So you guys still over at the diner? We aren't still at the diner.
This is our cupcake window.
Uh, hello? Your shift at the diner started five minutes ago! Okay, we're still at the diner too.
We're here, we're there, we're all over.
Like herpes? - Nice.
- Yeah.
So what brings you over here besides obviously stalking your ex-girlfriend? Actually, I'm looking for a flower shop.
Oh, flowers for a girl you never got over? Uh, no, for my fiancée.
Did he just say Beyoncé? Actually, I'm getting married.
Coo.
Caroline, I'm sorry.
I was gonna call you and tell you, but then I felt like maybe you wouldn't care.
You know, I mean, it's been a long time.
I hope you're not hurt.
Hurt? I'm hurt.
Hurt that you didn't ask me and Max to do your wedding cake! Oh, God.
I'll be downstairs.
Well, yeah.
Actually, Romy and I haven't decided on a cake yet.
You know, she's pretty busy.
She runs her own business.
Ohh! Oh! "The Business Bride.
" Wasn't that Katherine Heigl's last movie? The one that brought her back to TV? Max, can you please come back upstairs? I'm waiting for the elevator! Is that Candy Andy? Well, well.
You two getting back together again? - Oh, I'm getting married.
- To someone else.
Oh, Lord, this is why I don't like to be outside.
Well, I gotta run.
Not really.
I'll be walking away.
But if you're serious about the cake So serious.
Major ser-i-osity! In fact, it's our wedding gift to you.
- Oh, God.
- Max, stop.
There is no downstairs.
Yeah, it's not possible to get any lower than this.
Okay, well how about I text you after I talk to Romy? It was great seeing you, Caroline.
You too, Max.
You guys are gonna watch my butt as I walk away, right? You gonna make it clap for daddy? I cannot make it clap, but I can make it go, "Whoo!" Um, couple things.
One, he's still hot.
And two, are you insane? You want us to do your ex-boyfriend's wedding cake? Max, I broke up with him.
Remember? I'm a mature, evolved, sophisticated, sexy but not in your face about it woman.
I can handle this.
I think it's a bad idea.
And I know bad ideas.
I was one.
I broke up with him.
Dramatic talking is annoying.
How's it going there, hot stuff? Is your tongue working? I'm gonna think of another video to go viral to set this place on fire, and if not, I'll eventually have to set this place on fire.
Either way, I'm not giving up.
You tell your clothes that? 'Cause they didn't get the memo.
Get this.
Andy says that he and Romy would love to meet us to talk about wedding cakes at their loft in Manhattan.
Queen Romy has summoned us to a cake tasting at their loft! Uh, can I borrow your phone for a sec? There.
I deleted his text.
I deleted his number.
I also deleted my number.
We aren't doing this.
You are not that cool.
Everyone knows that.
You're not.
Cool girls don't freak out when you cop a feel in the freezer.
Oh! Oh! You know his number by heart.
This has nothing to do with my heart.
It's business.
I broke up with him.
It's like you don't know that I broke up with him.
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