10件或更少 10 Items or Less(2006)【完整台词】
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See how the shirt cuffs right there
at the middle of the muscle?
Look at that.
Huh, see?
Mm.
Makes me look 30, doesn't it?
Huh? Taller?
Why is it you people make all the money
and work so hard not to spend it?
Well, that's the game.
I haven't shopped retail in years.
You have to learn these things
when you're younger.
Oh, my God.
Look at the thread count on these.
Magic Cloths two-pack for $21.99.
We're gonna go ahead
and give you the second one for free.
Like I said,
that's our standard package.
And until we run out of these mops,
just let me know right now...
and I know you want one
and you want one too...
we're gonna go ahead and give
you that mop and that package
absolutely free today as a bonus gift.
So, like I said, "buy one, get one"
is our standard package
until we run out of the mops.
Just let me know right now.
And I know you want one.
Here, we're gonna go ahead
and give you that mop.
Mm-mm, no.
Mm-mm.
Mm, no, no, no.
What?
The blue was working for you.
Don't throw the baby out
with the bath water.
What is wrong with this?
Everything.
All right, forget the color.
Look at the shoulder construction.
You don't need help like that.
You've got fantastic shoulders.
You go in there with this,
you'll look like a linebacker.
You're too young
to remember that picture.
Spent months trying to make me
look like a sister.
You think I can
buy off the rack?
Hell, no.
Couldn't even squeeze
myself into a 14.
We had to do some
very careful work.
By the time we were done,
even the grips wanted to do me.
Here. Try this on.
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
Oh, that is wonderful.
Wonderful.
Oh, the Mizrahi.
Very tasty.
Mm, might want to shorten
the waist just a little.
Mm-hmm.
Dynamite. Dynamite.
Look at you ladies.
You're gonna get some
tonight, for sure.
Is there anyone you don't talk to?
Why? I engage people.
I'm a connector.
Human interaction,
it's the spice of life.
Pardon me, Tracey?
Mm?
That's my daughter's name.
Imagine that.
Same name as my daughter.
I bet they spelled it
wrong too, didn't they?
They forgot the E.
Well, Tracey with an E...
What pretty eyes.
Where could we find
the cosmetics department?
Oh! No, no, no, no, no.
Now, now, a little schmutz
isn't gonna hurt.
Pick up those eyes
a little bit, hmm?
Where?
On the left, just past
the auto parts.
Thank you.
I- I just love Barbershop.
So did I.
Now let's go raid the testers.
It's been years since I bought
new makeup for my wife.
And the rest of this.
Hmm?
How you plan on paying?
Go ahead and say it.
Thank you, Diner's Club.
Once more.
Thank you, Diner's Club.
Good!
Oh...
What time is it?
Never mind. Never mind.
We're okay.
We'll have to do something here.
This is no good.
This is terrible.
What?
We can't pull up
to an audition looking like...
Interview.
Same pitch, better billing.
No, you've got to make
an impression.
You pull up, you're on the runway
before you can put it in park.
Oh, this is no good.
This is filthy.
It's a car.
It's your entrance.
Look, offices have windows.
Windows.
They see you coming,
that's it; you're on.
Now, you cannot
take the stage half-cocked.
We've got to get this to wardrobe.
Open up. Open up.
Come on.
Which one's yours?
That one's mine.
I mean, I'm with that one.
I got it.
I got it this time.
I got it.
All right.
Good job.
Thank you.
Come on.
Venga.
Oh, que bella.
It's me. Jody.
Aww...
Thank you.
It fits.
All right!
Look at us.
Now we're ready,
Ms. Construction Office Manager.
How are you doing?
How does it look?
You want to puke.
Yep.
Perfect.
No, really.
It's perfect.
That's exactly how you should
be feeling at this point.
What the fuck am I thinking, huh?
What?
I've never seen the other side
of the checkout stand.
So what?
I've never had a job where
you're even allowed to sit down.
What are you...
What did you say you were, 25?
25? You're 25?
I was 30 before I got
my first picture.
You're way ahead of the curve.
Nothing but time.
Whole life ahead of you.
So let it start now.
Listen, listen, now.
We can nail this thing.
Just got to get you focused.
Let's run it.
Okay? You want to run it?
The scene, the... the thing.
We'll just knock it around.
Put it up on its feet.
All right?
You be you.
I'll be whoever.
Well, the guy, the meeting.
Piece of cake.
Okay? Come on.
Okay.
Okay. Here we go.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
All right.
Uh, good afternoon, Miss, um...
Morales.
Miss Morales.
Yeah.
Well, it's very nice to meet you.
Thank you.
It's a beautiful blouse.
Now it says here that you come
to us from Archie's Ranch Market.
That's that fine establishment
over in Carson.
Is that correct?
Yes.
Where you apparently ran
the 10-items-or-less checkout counter
while everybody else did shit.
No need for modesty here.
That's right. Yeah.
That's good.
Well... tell me about yourself,
Miss Morales.
Okay, uh...
I'm, um... I'm originally from Spain.
You don't say.
I've worked in the grocery service...
industry for six years.
Mm-hmm.
And, um...
Oh, I can't. I can't.
What?
I can't do this.
No, no, no!
No, this is stupid.
This is...
No, no, no.
This is good.
That was good.
Oh, come on.
We were... we were in it.
This is what it's all about.
This is the fun shit.
Come on. Come on.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
at the middle of the muscle?
Look at that.
Huh, see?
Mm.
Makes me look 30, doesn't it?
Huh? Taller?
Why is it you people make all the money
and work so hard not to spend it?
Well, that's the game.
I haven't shopped retail in years.
You have to learn these things
when you're younger.
Oh, my God.
Look at the thread count on these.
Magic Cloths two-pack for $21.99.
We're gonna go ahead
and give you the second one for free.
Like I said,
that's our standard package.
And until we run out of these mops,
just let me know right now...
and I know you want one
and you want one too...
we're gonna go ahead and give
you that mop and that package
absolutely free today as a bonus gift.
So, like I said, "buy one, get one"
is our standard package
until we run out of the mops.
Just let me know right now.
And I know you want one.
Here, we're gonna go ahead
and give you that mop.
Mm-mm, no.
Mm-mm.
Mm, no, no, no.
What?
The blue was working for you.
Don't throw the baby out
with the bath water.
What is wrong with this?
Everything.
All right, forget the color.
Look at the shoulder construction.
You don't need help like that.
You've got fantastic shoulders.
You go in there with this,
you'll look like a linebacker.
You're too young
to remember that picture.
Spent months trying to make me
look like a sister.
You think I can
buy off the rack?
Hell, no.
Couldn't even squeeze
myself into a 14.
We had to do some
very careful work.
By the time we were done,
even the grips wanted to do me.
Here. Try this on.
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
Oh, that is wonderful.
Wonderful.
Oh, the Mizrahi.
Very tasty.
Mm, might want to shorten
the waist just a little.
Mm-hmm.
Dynamite. Dynamite.
Look at you ladies.
You're gonna get some
tonight, for sure.
Is there anyone you don't talk to?
Why? I engage people.
I'm a connector.
Human interaction,
it's the spice of life.
Pardon me, Tracey?
Mm?
That's my daughter's name.
Imagine that.
Same name as my daughter.
I bet they spelled it
wrong too, didn't they?
They forgot the E.
Well, Tracey with an E...
What pretty eyes.
Where could we find
the cosmetics department?
Oh! No, no, no, no, no.
Now, now, a little schmutz
isn't gonna hurt.
Pick up those eyes
a little bit, hmm?
Where?
On the left, just past
the auto parts.
Thank you.
I- I just love Barbershop.
So did I.
Now let's go raid the testers.
It's been years since I bought
new makeup for my wife.
And the rest of this.
Hmm?
How you plan on paying?
Go ahead and say it.
Thank you, Diner's Club.
Once more.
Thank you, Diner's Club.
Good!
Oh...
What time is it?
Never mind. Never mind.
We're okay.
We'll have to do something here.
This is no good.
This is terrible.
What?
We can't pull up
to an audition looking like...
Interview.
Same pitch, better billing.
No, you've got to make
an impression.
You pull up, you're on the runway
before you can put it in park.
Oh, this is no good.
This is filthy.
It's a car.
It's your entrance.
Look, offices have windows.
Windows.
They see you coming,
that's it; you're on.
Now, you cannot
take the stage half-cocked.
We've got to get this to wardrobe.
Open up. Open up.
Come on.
Which one's yours?
That one's mine.
I mean, I'm with that one.
I got it.
I got it this time.
I got it.
All right.
Good job.
Thank you.
Come on.
Venga.
Oh, que bella.
It's me. Jody.
Aww...
Thank you.
It fits.
All right!
Look at us.
Now we're ready,
Ms. Construction Office Manager.
How are you doing?
How does it look?
You want to puke.
Yep.
Perfect.
No, really.
It's perfect.
That's exactly how you should
be feeling at this point.
What the fuck am I thinking, huh?
What?
I've never seen the other side
of the checkout stand.
So what?
I've never had a job where
you're even allowed to sit down.
What are you...
What did you say you were, 25?
25? You're 25?
I was 30 before I got
my first picture.
You're way ahead of the curve.
Nothing but time.
Whole life ahead of you.
So let it start now.
Listen, listen, now.
We can nail this thing.
Just got to get you focused.
Let's run it.
Okay? You want to run it?
The scene, the... the thing.
We'll just knock it around.
Put it up on its feet.
All right?
You be you.
I'll be whoever.
Well, the guy, the meeting.
Piece of cake.
Okay? Come on.
Okay.
Okay. Here we go.
Okay.
Ready?
Yeah.
All right.
Uh, good afternoon, Miss, um...
Morales.
Miss Morales.
Yeah.
Well, it's very nice to meet you.
Thank you.
It's a beautiful blouse.
Now it says here that you come
to us from Archie's Ranch Market.
That's that fine establishment
over in Carson.
Is that correct?
Yes.
Where you apparently ran
the 10-items-or-less checkout counter
while everybody else did shit.
No need for modesty here.
That's right. Yeah.
That's good.
Well... tell me about yourself,
Miss Morales.
Okay, uh...
I'm, um... I'm originally from Spain.
You don't say.
I've worked in the grocery service...
industry for six years.
Mm-hmm.
And, um...
Oh, I can't. I can't.
What?
I can't do this.
No, no, no!
No, this is stupid.
This is...
No, no, no.
This is good.
That was good.
Oh, come on.
We were... we were in it.
This is what it's all about.
This is the fun shit.
Come on. Come on.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
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