10件或更少 10 Items or Less(2006)【完整台词】
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Tell me about yourself,
Ms. Morales.
Family?
Mm, not exactly.
Married?
I have a husband, but...
He's a real prick.
Extra-extra large.
What about children?
Any kids?
No. No.
Planning on having any?
Down the line, maybe?
I don't know if, uh, I'm...
Okay, that's gonna be possible.
Do you know,
or you don't know?
Don't know.
Don't know for sure.
No, n-no...
But I haven't...
Because you haven't been
knocked up by an extra-large prick.
Is that his fault or yours?
I- I don't know.
He's so busy banging door
number two, how could you know?
Yeah, but they got...
Sh-She got...
So fast.
And that means you can't.
No. No, I don't...
Have you had
yourself checked out?
No, no, but I'm going to...
Then how do you know?
It's...
What has this got
to do with construction?
Ah! That's good.
That's very good.
They-They really gonna ask
about this in the interview?
Mm, probably not.
What the...
Why are you doing this?
Curious.
Why are you so curious about me?
Wh-What do you care?
Because I see you.
You're me.
Well, not as-as handsome, but...
I mean, look at yourself.
You're 25 years old, right?
And you feel as old
as I did on my last birthday.
A busted marriage,
a shitty job,
convinced already that you're barren.
You lookin' back
from the warning track
thinkin' you've already
given away the good shit.
And try as you may,
you cannot convince yourself
that there's anything
left out there for you,
so why keep playing?
I know.
I know.
I sit here in this car,
with somebody I hardly know,
in a section of town I haven't
a fuckin' clue where I am.
Don't know my phone number,
don't know what day it is.
I don't think I even have
a real friend I could call.
And I realize that I could just...
disappear.
Just... disappear.
I don't have any friends.
I know you don't.
I never had them.
Never, at no time.
And I know everybody.
I could be your friend.
No, you couldn't.
Nah.
No, you'd just want
to have sex with me.
Maybe you could.
Do you play tennis?
You'd come over, hang out
at the house, meet the kids...
We could meet for
breakfast once a week.
You know we will never
see each other again.
Bullshit! Of course we will.
Don't say that. Don't...
Let's not say what is not true.
Not... Not here.
You know, maybe we should
just get you home.
Forget this whole stupid...
No, no. No.
Uh-uh-uh.
That's not you talking.
That's your blood sugar.
When did you eat last?
I don't... What?
What do you eat in a day?
I...
You do your protein in the morning?
See? That's it.
Everybody forgets that.
Everybody.
You know who told me that?
The Dalai Lama.
Protein fanatic.
Why do you think
he's smiling all the time?
Big pork chop under those robes.
You can't expect yourself
to deliver on an empty tank.
Right? You can't focus.
You like lentils?
Okay. Okay. Where can we score
some lentils around here?
Okay. Plan B.
Girl needs some protein.
Girl needs iron.
Hi. I was wondering
if you couldn't put together
a little veggie something for us...
I don't know, a little tomato,
a little cheese?
You know, something simple?
Sorry.
You know what I like
to do sometimes?
Mm-mm.
When I'm feeling stale, you know?
And I need to come
back to work fresh?
British. I do everything
with a British accent.
It's quite pleasant, really.
Clears the linguistic palate.
Breaks the monotony,
the needless anxiety.
Do try it.
Mm-hmm?
Yes, go on.
Pleasant. Quite pleasant.
I say. Spot on, old girl.
Spot on.
You act all the time,
don't you?
I suppose when one's a performer,
one does like doing
the acting thing, yes.
You love it.
With every ounce
of my magnificent body.
Then, why don't you work?
Why-Why don't you commit?
Well, that's...
That's the query, isn't it?
The Holy Grail.
I suppose it has to do with agents,
lawyers, gardeners...
overhead.
Protecting one's quotes.
Dodging the creative bullet.
Judging, weighing, hiding.
Teasing.
Seducing.
Being seduced.
Too soon you realize you've been
sitting quite sportily
on the sidelines for years.
Right, then.
10 items or less.
Ten things you hate in your life,
things you loathe.
I believe I've named mine.
Oh.
Quickly now. Don't think.
Oh. Oh.
Okay. Um, my feet.
Mm-hmm.
My marriage.
Mm-hmm.
My clothes.
Slow people.
Asking directions.
Paper and plastic.
Lies.
Money. No. Needing money.
Needing.
Okay.
Ten items or less.
Ten things you fancy
most in your life.
Oh.
Ten things you would keep,
if you could only keep 10.
Okay, okay. Um.
My car.
And it's a wonderful car.
Thank you.
My nephew.
My toaster.
The tree behind my house.
Wind.
Music.
Any music.
My hair, when it's raining.
Mm.
That's only seven.
Yeah?
Your turn.
Ten item or less.
Keepers.
Mm-hmm.
My wife.
My kids.
Their friends.
Coffee at 5:30 in the morning.
A really good bowel movement.
No extra takes.
Uh, all 88 ivories.
Sex.
The written word.
Breathable cotton.
And... strong endings.
That was 11.
I know.
But the sign says 10.
I know.
Oh. You know, you are
just like everyone else.
You just have to push it.
Didn't you? Oh, shit.
Ms. Morales.
Family?
Mm, not exactly.
Married?
I have a husband, but...
He's a real prick.
Extra-extra large.
What about children?
Any kids?
No. No.
Planning on having any?
Down the line, maybe?
I don't know if, uh, I'm...
Okay, that's gonna be possible.
Do you know,
or you don't know?
Don't know.
Don't know for sure.
No, n-no...
But I haven't...
Because you haven't been
knocked up by an extra-large prick.
Is that his fault or yours?
I- I don't know.
He's so busy banging door
number two, how could you know?
Yeah, but they got...
Sh-She got...
So fast.
And that means you can't.
No. No, I don't...
Have you had
yourself checked out?
No, no, but I'm going to...
Then how do you know?
It's...
What has this got
to do with construction?
Ah! That's good.
That's very good.
They-They really gonna ask
about this in the interview?
Mm, probably not.
What the...
Why are you doing this?
Curious.
Why are you so curious about me?
Wh-What do you care?
Because I see you.
You're me.
Well, not as-as handsome, but...
I mean, look at yourself.
You're 25 years old, right?
And you feel as old
as I did on my last birthday.
A busted marriage,
a shitty job,
convinced already that you're barren.
You lookin' back
from the warning track
thinkin' you've already
given away the good shit.
And try as you may,
you cannot convince yourself
that there's anything
left out there for you,
so why keep playing?
I know.
I know.
I sit here in this car,
with somebody I hardly know,
in a section of town I haven't
a fuckin' clue where I am.
Don't know my phone number,
don't know what day it is.
I don't think I even have
a real friend I could call.
And I realize that I could just...
disappear.
Just... disappear.
I don't have any friends.
I know you don't.
I never had them.
Never, at no time.
And I know everybody.
I could be your friend.
No, you couldn't.
Nah.
No, you'd just want
to have sex with me.
Maybe you could.
Do you play tennis?
You'd come over, hang out
at the house, meet the kids...
We could meet for
breakfast once a week.
You know we will never
see each other again.
Bullshit! Of course we will.
Don't say that. Don't...
Let's not say what is not true.
Not... Not here.
You know, maybe we should
just get you home.
Forget this whole stupid...
No, no. No.
Uh-uh-uh.
That's not you talking.
That's your blood sugar.
When did you eat last?
I don't... What?
What do you eat in a day?
I...
You do your protein in the morning?
See? That's it.
Everybody forgets that.
Everybody.
You know who told me that?
The Dalai Lama.
Protein fanatic.
Why do you think
he's smiling all the time?
Big pork chop under those robes.
You can't expect yourself
to deliver on an empty tank.
Right? You can't focus.
You like lentils?
Okay. Okay. Where can we score
some lentils around here?
Okay. Plan B.
Girl needs some protein.
Girl needs iron.
Hi. I was wondering
if you couldn't put together
a little veggie something for us...
I don't know, a little tomato,
a little cheese?
You know, something simple?
Sorry.
You know what I like
to do sometimes?
Mm-mm.
When I'm feeling stale, you know?
And I need to come
back to work fresh?
British. I do everything
with a British accent.
It's quite pleasant, really.
Clears the linguistic palate.
Breaks the monotony,
the needless anxiety.
Do try it.
Mm-hmm?
Yes, go on.
Pleasant. Quite pleasant.
I say. Spot on, old girl.
Spot on.
You act all the time,
don't you?
I suppose when one's a performer,
one does like doing
the acting thing, yes.
You love it.
With every ounce
of my magnificent body.
Then, why don't you work?
Why-Why don't you commit?
Well, that's...
That's the query, isn't it?
The Holy Grail.
I suppose it has to do with agents,
lawyers, gardeners...
overhead.
Protecting one's quotes.
Dodging the creative bullet.
Judging, weighing, hiding.
Teasing.
Seducing.
Being seduced.
Too soon you realize you've been
sitting quite sportily
on the sidelines for years.
Right, then.
10 items or less.
Ten things you hate in your life,
things you loathe.
I believe I've named mine.
Oh.
Quickly now. Don't think.
Oh. Oh.
Okay. Um, my feet.
Mm-hmm.
My marriage.
Mm-hmm.
My clothes.
Slow people.
Asking directions.
Paper and plastic.
Lies.
Money. No. Needing money.
Needing.
Okay.
Ten items or less.
Ten things you fancy
most in your life.
Oh.
Ten things you would keep,
if you could only keep 10.
Okay, okay. Um.
My car.
And it's a wonderful car.
Thank you.
My nephew.
My toaster.
The tree behind my house.
Wind.
Music.
Any music.
My hair, when it's raining.
Mm.
That's only seven.
Yeah?
Your turn.
Ten item or less.
Keepers.
Mm-hmm.
My wife.
My kids.
Their friends.
Coffee at 5:30 in the morning.
A really good bowel movement.
No extra takes.
Uh, all 88 ivories.
Sex.
The written word.
Breathable cotton.
And... strong endings.
That was 11.
I know.
But the sign says 10.
I know.
Oh. You know, you are
just like everyone else.
You just have to push it.
Didn't you? Oh, shit.
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