10件或更少 10 Items or Less(2006)【完整台词】
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Don't laugh!
I'm sorry.
Eat your protein.
Yeah.
Come on. Remember.
Dalai Lama.
Yeah.
So you repeat after me, okay?
Mm-hmm.
~ So please, sit down ~
~ Please, sit down ~
~ How do you do ~
~ How do you do ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ The rest is poo ~
~ The rest is poo ~
~ Oh please, sit down ~
~ How do you do ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ The rest is poo ~
~ Oh please, sit down ~
~ Oh please, sit down ~
~ How do you do ~
~ How do you do ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ The rest is poo ~
~ The rest is poo ~
~ The rest is poo ~
My turn, yeah?
Okay, your turn.
Listen. Um.
So what did I say?
What did I say?
Oh, it's a long story.
Okay.
It's a... Okay.
~ Al pasar la barca ~
Yeah?
Al pasar la barca means,
I'll pasar the boat.
The boat.
The boat cross in front of you.
Oh, okay.
At the passing of the boat.
Uh-huh.
The man in the boat say,
the beautiful girl.
"All beautiful girl
come be with me without money."
Okay, beautiful girls don't pay
to get on the boat.
Yeah, but the beautiful girls say,
"I'm not a beautiful girl.
"I don't want to be
a beautiful girl.
I want to pay."
Okay.
That is the story.
Okay. All the beautiful girls
can come on the boat for free,
but the girl says, "I don't
want to be a beautiful girl."
Yeah.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
Okay.
Okay.
~ Al pasar la barca ~
All right. Remember now.
Good pace, okay?
Good pace. All right?
Job's already yours.
Yeah, okay.
Nice and erect.
Shoulders, shoulders.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
That's amazing.
Do you realize you make a transfer
every two and a half seconds?
You could put a Swiss watch on it.
I mean, without ever
even moving your...
It's wonderful.
You made me want to be a woman.
I have that effect on people.
Are you studying me now
to play an office worker?
Oh, no. No.
My friend's up for the role.
She's in there now.
Yes.
I have no idea.
Not a clue.
Bull.
He didn't say a thing.
Maybe it's mine.
Maybe it's not.
But I did it.
But you did it.
And one thing I do know.
What's that?
I'm never setting foot
in that market again.
See?
Strong ending.
Strong ending.
You're makin' me so proud.
Ten items or less.
Ask me again.
Keepers?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Ten items or less.
This.
Okay.
Now you have eight.
Can I have another?
As many as you want.
It's not my lane anymore.
I'm retired.
Yeah.
Guess...
Guess it's time, huh?
You got some idea
where we're going?
Not a fucking clue.
Not a fuckin' clue.
Hey, you can always
make a stop.
Like the rest of America.
Can you tell me
how to get to Brentwood?
Hey, Big D!
How do you like the ride?
Race you to the next light.
I'm callin' his wife.
No, you're not.
Yeah, I am.
Oh, don't tell me you forgot
which one's yours.
No, I'm pretty sure this is the one.
You sure?
Mm-hmm.
'Cause I don't want to hear on
the news you got your ass shot off.
No.
No, I think we're good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Think you can find your way back?
You could always stop
and ask for directions.
Got it. Thank you.
Look, um...
I'd love to hang, but...
...it's a school night.
And I got work tomorrow.
You do?
I do.
You do?
I do.
Your class project!
That's the one, yeah.
Oh. You're gonna commit.
Well, uh...
Say it. Say the word.
Say it: "Co...
Co...
Com-mit.
Commit.
Oh, que bueno.
Congratulations.
Well!
Not even sure
the damn thing is gonna go.
Director's so young,
he hasn't even been born yet.
Nonetheless.
This is our pact.
We live...
"We live.
We work.
"We work...
We're just getting started.
Just getting started."
We'll never see
each other again.
Never.
Olel
Easy Build Construction.
Good afternoon.
Oh, uh, Mr. Holcomb?
Oh, ah, yes, sir.
The plywood order.
But there was... There has been
a terrible traffic mix-up on the 405.
It should be on its way soon.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Beautiful.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
this two-pack here
sells for 21.99.
Right.
But we're gonna go ahead,
and we're gonna give you...
We'll give you the second one
absolutely free.
Plus, the mop.
Plus!
Right, for those of you
who let me know right now...
You gotta cue 'em, okay? "For those
of you who let me know right now."
And always be nodding your head.
That's really, really important,
because it's almost like hypnosis.
Like, you nod your head,
they nod their head.
Okay! So...
They're convinced that it's a good price,
and they're gonna buy it.
Okay.
Never do anything negative.
And you always say, "I know
you want one and you want one too."
I assume before they even raise
their hand they want one.
They're already there.
"Here's what you're gonna take home."
You just assume that sale.
Okay. So, so...
And so you...
Uh, we sell these for 21.99.
But as an introductory offer,
we're gonna give you, uh,
you buy one, you get one free,
plus, we're gonna give you the mop.
No, no. No, no.
We're not gonna
give them the mop.
First, you need to nod your head.
Nod your head.
That's really, really important.
Okay, so you go ahead,
and take home the first one.
Take home!
Take home.
I'm sorry.
Eat your protein.
Yeah.
Come on. Remember.
Dalai Lama.
Yeah.
So you repeat after me, okay?
Mm-hmm.
~ So please, sit down ~
~ Please, sit down ~
~ How do you do ~
~ How do you do ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ The rest is poo ~
~ The rest is poo ~
~ Oh please, sit down ~
~ How do you do ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ The rest is poo ~
~ Oh please, sit down ~
~ Oh please, sit down ~
~ How do you do ~
~ How do you do ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ This job's for me ~
~ The rest is poo ~
~ The rest is poo ~
~ The rest is poo ~
My turn, yeah?
Okay, your turn.
Listen. Um.
So what did I say?
What did I say?
Oh, it's a long story.
Okay.
It's a... Okay.
~ Al pasar la barca ~
Yeah?
Al pasar la barca means,
I'll pasar the boat.
The boat.
The boat cross in front of you.
Oh, okay.
At the passing of the boat.
Uh-huh.
The man in the boat say,
the beautiful girl.
"All beautiful girl
come be with me without money."
Okay, beautiful girls don't pay
to get on the boat.
Yeah, but the beautiful girls say,
"I'm not a beautiful girl.
"I don't want to be
a beautiful girl.
I want to pay."
Okay.
That is the story.
Okay. All the beautiful girls
can come on the boat for free,
but the girl says, "I don't
want to be a beautiful girl."
Yeah.
I'm gonna pay.
I'm gonna pay.
Okay.
Okay.
~ Al pasar la barca ~
All right. Remember now.
Good pace, okay?
Good pace. All right?
Job's already yours.
Yeah, okay.
Nice and erect.
Shoulders, shoulders.
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
That's amazing.
Do you realize you make a transfer
every two and a half seconds?
You could put a Swiss watch on it.
I mean, without ever
even moving your...
It's wonderful.
You made me want to be a woman.
I have that effect on people.
Are you studying me now
to play an office worker?
Oh, no. No.
My friend's up for the role.
She's in there now.
Yes.
I have no idea.
Not a clue.
Bull.
He didn't say a thing.
Maybe it's mine.
Maybe it's not.
But I did it.
But you did it.
And one thing I do know.
What's that?
I'm never setting foot
in that market again.
See?
Strong ending.
Strong ending.
You're makin' me so proud.
Ten items or less.
Ask me again.
Keepers?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Ten items or less.
This.
Okay.
Now you have eight.
Can I have another?
As many as you want.
It's not my lane anymore.
I'm retired.
Yeah.
Guess...
Guess it's time, huh?
You got some idea
where we're going?
Not a fucking clue.
Not a fuckin' clue.
Hey, you can always
make a stop.
Like the rest of America.
Can you tell me
how to get to Brentwood?
Hey, Big D!
How do you like the ride?
Race you to the next light.
I'm callin' his wife.
No, you're not.
Yeah, I am.
Oh, don't tell me you forgot
which one's yours.
No, I'm pretty sure this is the one.
You sure?
Mm-hmm.
'Cause I don't want to hear on
the news you got your ass shot off.
No.
No, I think we're good.
Yeah.
Okay.
Think you can find your way back?
You could always stop
and ask for directions.
Got it. Thank you.
Look, um...
I'd love to hang, but...
...it's a school night.
And I got work tomorrow.
You do?
I do.
You do?
I do.
Your class project!
That's the one, yeah.
Oh. You're gonna commit.
Well, uh...
Say it. Say the word.
Say it: "Co...
Co...
Com-mit.
Commit.
Oh, que bueno.
Congratulations.
Well!
Not even sure
the damn thing is gonna go.
Director's so young,
he hasn't even been born yet.
Nonetheless.
This is our pact.
We live...
"We live.
We work.
"We work...
We're just getting started.
Just getting started."
We'll never see
each other again.
Never.
Olel
Easy Build Construction.
Good afternoon.
Oh, uh, Mr. Holcomb?
Oh, ah, yes, sir.
The plywood order.
But there was... There has been
a terrible traffic mix-up on the 405.
It should be on its way soon.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Beautiful.
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
this two-pack here
sells for 21.99.
Right.
But we're gonna go ahead,
and we're gonna give you...
We'll give you the second one
absolutely free.
Plus, the mop.
Plus!
Right, for those of you
who let me know right now...
You gotta cue 'em, okay? "For those
of you who let me know right now."
And always be nodding your head.
That's really, really important,
because it's almost like hypnosis.
Like, you nod your head,
they nod their head.
Okay! So...
They're convinced that it's a good price,
and they're gonna buy it.
Okay.
Never do anything negative.
And you always say, "I know
you want one and you want one too."
I assume before they even raise
their hand they want one.
They're already there.
"Here's what you're gonna take home."
You just assume that sale.
Okay. So, so...
And so you...
Uh, we sell these for 21.99.
But as an introductory offer,
we're gonna give you, uh,
you buy one, you get one free,
plus, we're gonna give you the mop.
No, no. No, no.
We're not gonna
give them the mop.
First, you need to nod your head.
Nod your head.
That's really, really important.
Okay, so you go ahead,
and take home the first one.
Take home!
Take home.
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