101忠狗续集：伦敦大冒险 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure(2003)【完整台词】

So, how do I make my shockingly|unexpected and triumphant return?

- You don't.|- What do you mean, I don't?

You don't make a shockingly|unexpected and triumphant return.

You die. You're dead.|You never come back.

N- Not even|for a reunion show?

Not even for a cameo|in the remake.

They're writing me|out of the show!

They're gonna replace you|with a younger dog.

Oh, so that's what those|auditions were really all about.

Oh, Lightning,|you gotta help me.

I can't end up on the street,|homeless, foraging in trash cans.

Mange! I could get mange!

Well, I... I did have|this one crazy thought.

Or ticks!|I hate ticks!

They suck all the blood|out of you, do you hear me?

They suck all the blood|out of yo-o-o-o-u!

What if... You went out|and did something heroic...

...like you do on the show,|but in the real world?

You know, get your name|in the paper...

...prove to 'em|that you still got it.

Wait a minute.

What if... I went out and did|something heroic in the real world?

Or... That could work, too.

After all, you are the one-of-a-kind|wonder dog. How hard could it be?

- Yeah, it'll be a catwalk.|- Cakewalk.

Pre-cisely. I'll just go get a little|press for doing some easy hero stuff...

...and they'll be begging|to keep me on the show.

But first... I'll have|to figure out a way...

...to sneak past|my adoring public.

Hmm?

Hmm. Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak,|sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak. Hide.

Hmm. Ha ha.|Master of disguise.

- Hi, Thunderbolt!|- Aaaaah!

Oh, I'm sorry.|You've got the wrong dog, kid.

I know it's you.

That's the same disguise|you used in episode 18...

"Gambling Gophers|of Gunfire Gulch."

Oh! For howling out loud!|Now you've blown my cover.

This is champion! I'm your|biggest fan, Thunderbolt!

I know every episode by heart.

Remember the time when you|fought that grizzly bear...

...and rescued those orphans and|then the dam broke and... And...

Hey, aren't you|the squeaky toy?

Yeah. Heh. That's me.

- Listen, pup...|- Patch.

Pooch... whatever.|You've got to understand...

...sometimes danger and I|like to dance alone!

Good gracious gravy,|look at that!

A cat is stuck|up in that tree!

He is?

Oh, my heart goes out to|the poor, helpless creature.

Now, if I were me,|what would I do?

Well, I'd read the script.|That's what I'd do.

Oh, no!|I don't have a script!

This is just like when Tommy was|trapped on that cliff in episode 29.

- That one was a classic.|- Okay, okay, don't panic. You can do this.

- Only it's also like episode 64...|- You can do this.

- When he was drowning in the water tower.|- You can't do this!

- Yeah, that was great.|- You can't do this! Who am I kidding?

I have no idea|what I'm doing!

But episode 29|is still the best...

...at least|from the first season.

- Pooch...|- Patch.

- Whatever. I'm trying to panic here!|- Oh, sorry.

I just thought you were gonna do|what you did on Raccoon Ridge...

...you know, when you got that barrel|and dragged it next to the cliff...

...and you found|a long plank of wood...

...and got a great, big,|round boulder, and then...

Pre-cisely!

Whoa!

Ohh!

Hang on, little kitty!

Help is on the way!

Heh heh heh.|The press is gonna love this.

Aah!

Phew.

There you are,|my good man.

No need to thank me.

The look on your face|is thanks enough.

Now smile for the cameras.

Hey, that's strange.|Where are all the photographers?

The press is always around|when I do something.

What's the matter|with you English people?

Are you all having tea?

How am I supposed to get my job|back if you're all having tea?

That was champion, Thunder,|just like on the telly!

You know, this stuff|isn't as easy as it looks.

I mean, maybe if I could|remember what happened...

...in every episode of the show, you know,|like squeaky toy here, then I could...

Hey, squeaky toy.

Oh, darling,|it's just divine!

It's remarkable!

It's stunning!|It's grand!

But it's all wrong.

But... But it... it's|my best work yet... Cupcake.

But it simply has to be better|than your best, darling.

I mean,|look at these spots.

Oh, the shapes|aren't at all acceptable.

They're not... Soft enough...|you know, cuddly...

...like something you want|to squeeze the life out of!

Oh, no, this one|is no good at all...

...an embarrassing mediocrity,|a complete failure!

Your harsh words strike me like blows|from the fists of a large dockworker.

I would cry now...|were it not so bourgeois.

There, there.

I know you'll get it right,|my depressive Da Vinci.

You simply have to keep|trying.

After all, you're the only one|who truly understands Cruella...

...who can see|into her tortured soul.

Yes! Her heart is like|a vast, dark ocean...

...on whose waves|I am hopelessly adrift...

...in my dinghy of passion.

I shall not betray|your faith in me!

I shall create|another canvas...

...and another and another|and another...

...until I have found|spotted perfection!

I shall not stop until|the fires of your craving...

...have been quenched!

Junior deputy test?|Which episode was that in?

Uh, one of|the lost episodes.

But I only give it to pups|who I think might be worthy.

And who knows?|If you do real good...

...maybe I'll even let you|be on the show with me.

Really?

Sure, kid.|I'm the star, aren't I?

Mother|of pasteurised milk!

That stagecoach|is out of control!

This is your first|junior deputy test, kid.

Okay. Well... This is|just like in episode 37...

"Stagecoaches|of Serpent Summit."

Very good.|Now, episode 37...

...was that the one where|I leap, run, and pounce?

No, no. That was the one where|you run, pounce, and leap.

Pre-cisely! Stand back!

"Caboodle lay-dee-ooh-ooh"

"Caboodle lay-dee-ooh"

Get hold of yourself, man!|You're out of control!

- Whoa!|- It's okay! I'll get the brake.

"Caboodle lay-dee-ee-ooh"

Still no photographers.

- How odd.|- Aah! - Aah!

"There may be days|when things don't go right"

"And your shoes|refuse to dance"

"To make the winds of fortune|blow right"

"You might need|a second chance"

"So if you get one try|and that don't fly"

"Stop and count to 10"

"And if at first|you don't succeed"

"Try again"

Here's your next test,|kid.

Wow! Banque robbers!

Uh... Episode 4.

"Beginner's luck|is overrated"

- Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!|- " Once you blink, it's come and gone"

- Aaaaaah!|- " The only way to cultivate it"

"Is to keep on keepin' on"

- "Yeah"|- Hmm? Still no photographers?

"Try and try and then"

"If at first|you don't succeed, yeah"

"Try again"

"Try, try again"

"Yes, my friend"

"Try, try, try again"

Those men|are frozen with fear.

No wonder. Those crazed badgers|are trying to eat their heads!

It's just like in episode 27 when|you whupped those two grizzlies!

- " Caboodle|lay-dee-ooh-ooh" - Huh?

"Eeeb-a-dee-bop|sa-dum-wa-dum"

"Caboodle lay-dee-ooh-ooh"

"And don't you ever stop, no"

"Caboodle lay-dee-ee-ee"

"Mimmy-zop ba-dum, wa-dum,|yeah"

What is it?

Looks like we've stumbled|on a band of cattle rustlers.

Uh, aren't those monkeys?

Even worse...|monkey rustlers!

Sounds like episode 34|to me.

Right answer once again...|junior deputy.

- I passed the test?|- Think you can handle it?

You bet! Let's get|those monkey rustlers!