13骇人游戏 13 Sins (2014)【完整台词】

If you eat the fly,
$3,622 will be credited

to your account, exactly what
Shelby owes on her MasterCard.

That would be a nice wedding
gift for her, wouldn't it?

Well done. You have
completed challenge two.

$3,622 has been credited
to your Nola bank account.

Jesus. You're watching me now?

You can have your privacy
back right now, if you like.

But I must tell you, great
wealth is within your grasp.

Thirty-six hours from now,
you can be a very rich man.

All you have to do is
complete 13 challenges.

You've already completed
two, so only 11 more to go.

Please make sure you are
alone, entirely alone,

as I relate to you the rules.

There are 11 more challenges.

For each one you complete, the
cash prizes will grow in value.

If you complete challenge 13, you
will claim a life-changing fortune.

Our last winner took
home 6.2 million.

Six point two million dollars?

If you fail to
complete a challenge,

the game will end and you
will lose everything,

including any money you
have won to that point.

There are two other
ways the game can end.

One, tell anyone you
are playing the game.

Two, attempt to contact or in any
way interfere with the game.

- Why me?
- Everything will be revealed to you

at the appropriate time.

If you understand the rules
and wish to continue,

please press one to
register your entry.

- Otherwise, press two, end the game.
- El?

Mr. Brindle?

Did you just slam the
door in my face?

No.

- Congratulations, Elliot Brindle.
- Elliot...

You are now a
registered contestant.

Now, please, face forward and say,

"I will dance with a golden toad."

- I will dance with a golden toad.
- Excellent!

Get a good night's sleep,
and in the morning,

be sure to wear a comfortable
pair of walking shoes.

Who was that?

- It's a surprise.
- Hm.

Everything will be revealed to
you at the appropriate time.

OK. Mm-hm.

Now, back to bed.

You know, when Shelby was little...

Mom!

she used to always go on about
the wedding she was gonna have,

and it always got bigger.

By the time she was 12,

she was riding in at the head
of a parade of elephants...

- attended by six eunuchs!
- I've since amended that.

Give me one second.

- Hello?
- Good morning, Mr. Brindle.

This is challenge three of 13.

For $5,000, make a child cry.

- What?
- You have five minutes.

- What?
- We wish you luck.

Elliot?

- Everything OK?
- Yeah.

- And now I gotta urinate.
- Right.

I'll just post it on Facebook.

We can put out a proper
press release later.

Hey...

- Your mommy doesn't love you.
- Yes, she does.

They don't want to let you know,
but the man from the orphanage

is coming to take you away.

- That's not true.
- Yes, it is.

That's what they're
talking about right now.

It's because of what you did.

Mommy! Mommy!

I'm so sorry!

- What's the matter?
- What's wrong, sweetie?

OK, so we're off? Let me get that.

- OK.
- Thank you.

- I got it.
- Bye, Dad!

If you want, I can just go pick my dad
up myself and drop you off at home.

- Are you trying to get rid of me?
- No.

We're not even married yet,
and it's already started?

- Women, right?
- Hey!

What the...?

How fucking dare you!
What kind of a pervert are you?

- Stop the car! Stop the car!
- Sick, twisted...!

- Whoa! Baby, stop, stop!
- The fuck is wrong with you?!

Fuck you!

He's right there.

- I'm not loving this new ringtone.
- I'm sorry.

This next one is worth $10,000!

Challenge four of 13.

We'd like to draw your
attention to a nativity scene.

Handcrafted in darkness by the children
of the Chabert Home for the Blind.

- Hey, Bill, you ready?
- Yeah, I'm fuckin' ready.

What do you think? I gotta
piss like a racehorse.

- OK.
- We wish you luck.

You can't be serious.

The baby was a miscalculation.

Elliot's already collapsing
under the weight of it.

You'll get tired of
propping him up.

Years go by,

and your bitterness will grow
in proportion to your ass.

Come here and give me a hand.

With my zipper, please.

My arthritis.

Fuck.

I'm wondering what Elliot's
told you about his mother.

He told you I was driving?

- He told you that, at least.
- Uh-huh.

- I know he thinks I was drinking.
- Were you?

I was in a hurry. I was a
busy man in those days.

Things to do, an empire to build.

I couldn't slow down for anything.

Least of all a telephone pole.

Fuck!

- Do you hear that? The fire alarm?
- Hm?

No, I didn't. Sorry.

- Hello?
- Mr. Brindle!

I'm sorry, that was a
total accident. I didn't...

Take a breath, and when you're ready
to begin challenge five of 13,

follow the unseasonably dressed
homeless person across the street.

What's going on?

I'm still working on the surprise.

I'm gonna be gone for
a couple of hours.

- Fuck you!
- I'm not joking, I gotta go.

If I were a paranoid bridezilla, I'd
think you were getting cold feet.

My feet are very warm.

What if, just say, your
extremely strange behavior...

you do agree, it's
extremely strange...

Yes, definitely.

Well, what if, hypothetically,
I decided I didn't find it

as delightful as all that and
I seriously wanted to know

- where you're running off to!
- I'd just have to hope

it blew over by tonight.
I love you!

You're doing great. I know
this is taking a little while,

but we're almost done.
That should do the beard.

Um, let's move on to the eyes.

Do you think the eyes were
bigger or smaller than these?

- What do you think?
- Katie? Katie?

- Honey, the guy's eyes?
- That's him! That's the man!

- Who?
- That's the man who said

that I was gonna go
to the orphanage.

It says "wanted."

- What's this?
- This is just weird is what this is.

Beautiful back there, claims that this
guy came up to him on the street

and offered to trade him an ostrich
for his clothes and shopping cart.

- Did he have an ostrich?
- He did.

What would a homeless guy
want with an ostrich?

He didn't want an ostrich, so the guy
sweetened the deal by a thousand bucks.

- And he believed him.
- The guy's got an ostrich.

He might have a thousand bucks.

- What do you got?
- Ostrich Boy again.

This is from the identikit of the church
arson that happened earlier today.

There's security footage, too.
I just put Richardson and Dobbs on it.

- I'll go myself.
- They just left.

- Call them back. I'll go myself.
- OK.

Challenge six for $50,000 is
a good deed, for a change.

Upstairs in 6-B lives
Mr. Shaw, a lonely man.

- Take him for a cup of coffee.
- And?

And there's a diner called Taylor's
two blocks from where you are.

Have him there with a cup of
coffee in front of him by 4:00.

Mr. Shaw?

Mr. Shaw?

Mr. Shaw?

Oh, my god.

Oh, my God.

Oh!

That man is dead.

That man is really dead.
You kill him?

Mr. Brindle, this man
took his own life.

You see there in that tub what
the meek actually inherit.

No. No, I can't.
I'm not doing that.

This is not swatting flies anymore.
It's a crime. It's desecration.

Dragging a corpse through the streets.
Are you insane? Who are you?

Two paths lie before you.
One requires a bit of courage

and leads to enough money
to settle your debts,

keep Michael safe, and
provide your child

everything from a pony
to a college education.

The other leads to
loveless poverty.

All that requires is you
just continue being you.

- You don't know me.
- Well...

No, you don't know me. You
don't know anything about me!

Maybe you've done research, maybe you
know facts, but you do not know me!