1313: Frankenqueen (2012)【完整台词】

Holy Malibu swank, this
place is nice...

We'll see!

Oh, I'm Andy, by the way.
Forgot to introduce myself in

the limo... was too excited
by all the buttons.

So I noticed. I'm Matt.

How crazy is this, huh?
Getting paid to be test

subjects by some
celebrity doctor.

She's the Kardashian of
plastic surgeons; she's all

about how the pieces fit,
she has no idea

what its like being human.

Don't kid yourself, we're
going to be guinea pigs for
her vanity.

That wasn't in her invitation.

Whats up, gents. You
must be Matt and Andy!

I'm Dan.

Where's our hostess?

Who... oh, you mean Victoria.
She's doing... something.

Haven't seen that much of her
so far, so we've been chilling

out by the pool and
the hot tub.

A pool? And a hot tub?

Yep. Go take a dip.

Has she began work yet?

Oh, you mean whatever tests
she's suppose to do?

Not really. Just a lot of
questions and stuff.

although she did pay the first
half in cash,
so that was pretty cool.

Ha's she talk about her work?
Does she have testing

facilities here?

Dude , Look at this place. I
don't think I've seen half the

rooms here yet. She said to
make ourselves at home, so

go get 'em, tiger.

Nice meeting you... tool. Dan

You the new guy?

Ya, I guess. I'm Andy.

Oh,, Good for you.

I'm going to work out.

So... what's been
going on here?

You really want to know?

Sure.

Welp,, Spencer and I - Spencer
is the bag of meat who just

left by the way -- we have a
bet to see who can bang

the cougar first.

Victoria is a cougar?

Oh, yeah. Not my thing mind
you, but a hundred bucks is a

hundred bucks.

That's true. My
money's on you.

Good call.

Whats going on about these
experiments she bin talking

about doing?

We're getting paid a nice
chunk of change to answer her

questions and swim in her pool
and eat her food. I dont think

she's planning to stick us
with needles if that's what

you're worried about.

No... well, Yaa...

The only one who's getting
stuck with anything is her.

You with me... get
what I'm saying?

I think so...

Ok ..

Hey, be a good guy and get me
a beer from the kitchen.

Oh. Ok.. sure...

It's me, I'm in her house..
I told you not to doubt me.

no, I haven't seen any kind of
lab or equipment, don't worry,

you'll get your hands on a dry
fusion laser and anything

else I can find...

Don't worry, I'll play nice
ish. Look, you'll get your

on every thing and more..
I guarantee it.

Hey, Spence...

Spencer.

It's been bugging me all
day. don't I know you

from somewhere?

Played linebacker in the pros
for two seasons.

All-American at Cal State.

That's right... number 55.

Yep

What're you doing here?

What.. You don't have
the internet?

Nah.

I got suspended
from the league.

No way man, That sucks.
What'd you do?

Performance enhancing drugs.

Oh... did they?

Did they what?

Enhance? You know...

You're a moron.

It's science, man, I was just
asking.

I can get use to this.

Ya, Me too. Especially if you
get us another round of beers.

I'm fine.

Your loss.

Hey, thanks for bringing that
one; he's handy.

I didn't bring him. Do you
know when we meet the

lady in charge?

She said something about
having a sit down this

afternoon, once everybody got
here. Why? You want a piece of

our cougar hunt?

What?

Spence and I, hundred bucks on
who nails her first.

What? Trust me,
there's something about her...

Something say's she
would do some freaky stuff

Every part of your body.
I'm just got first dibs.

Do you know who
her husband was?

Dr. Jeffery Franks.

He invented the dry fusion
laser she uses in her plastic

surgery practice. He also
invented a dozen other

instruments and explored an
entirely new field of

reconstructive neuroscience.

Yippee, he's all yours.

He's dead.

He's still all yours.

You don't get it do you? She's
coopted all his research

all of his findings and she
won't share it with anyone

else. She pretends to be this
fantastic sergeant but but in

reality she's a fraud
and a wanna be...

Oh cool, you brought the beer.
Bring it on over.

Nice...

Well, Hello, gentleman. Glad
to see you're all here.

I have recruited you here
to help me with

some very important medical
research I'm conducting.

My medical research has to do
with the field of plastic

surgery. And as such, I will
be asking you to do a

variety of physical activities

while I watch and take notes.

That's it? We're not going
to get physical?

There will be some
examinations, but i will deal

with each of you retain your
privacy. I assure you it will

be nothing painful.

And it's just for the weekend?

Yes. and i will owe you
the balance on monday.

So do not worry your
pretty little heads.

You know, it's something of an
honor to meet you.

Only 'something' of an honor?

Your husband, Jeffery Franks..
Was..

My late husband

Your late husband was
something of a scientific

hero to me.

I helped him in all his
research. And I am a surgeon

of some renown.

Of course. A plastic surgeon.
From Beverly Hills.

Where else would the best and
most innovative practice be?

Where the money is, dear boy.

Dude, chill out.

Sorry. Didn't mean for
it to sound negative.

Oh yes you did. But
impudence is to be expected

from youth. As is being poor,
ignorant and lacking social

grace. But I am glad
you excepted my invitation.

I've spoken to your
professors. They seem to think

you hold a great deal
of promise.

I suppose we have to
see this weekend.

I suppose we will.

Anyway, please make your self
at home. I only ask that you

do not step in the back
building.. That is where my

lab is and that is where
i conduct my work..

Ahh.. What about your bedroom?

Oh, , you are the naughty
boy, Rich..

You know what's on my mind.

I will.

Come on boy's I really need
you to try your best.

Really dig deep.

Dan, you're very strong. I
assumed Spencer would do

the best at the strength
portion of the tests.

Oh, very nice recovery,
Spencer. I appreciate your

dedication to the physical.

Very Nice..

And how are you doing?

Very Nice..

Nice work, Rich. Though your
mind seems to be other places.

Oh, Andy, Andy I had really
hoped you show more

positive attributes..

Well done Matt. I never
expected you were to

be quite that flexible.

Ok Boy's common let's stretch,
I really like to see

you stretch deeply . .

Hmm..

This is your last test... this
morning. I have a whole

battery of other tests for
you this afternoon.

I can't believe it... split
times are all over the place.

And with what you
told me earlier...

Wait who told you what?