'8 out of 10 cats' does 'deal or no deal'(2013)【完整台词】

No, but it's addictive.

Alice, what would you go for?

No deal.

You'd go no deal. John?

I think seven grand is a nice

little bit for charity. You know?

And John will double it!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I'd deal.

You'd deal at this point?

Rachel, what do you think?

I'd no deal.

And Matt?

No deal.

No deal.

You're our resident statistician,

OK?

Why would you not deal

at this point?

Because all you've got to do is

leave one of those big numbers

and you'll probably get

a similar offer,

whatever small one you've got left.

(JON) No!

I'm afraid I was slightly lost in

your eyes. I didn't get any of that.

LAUGHTER

If you've got 35, 50 or 100,

you're likely to get a similar offer,

aren't you?

OK, so are you ready

for the question?

(JON) Yeah.

7,800.

Deal or no deal?

LAUGHTER

(DEEP VOICE) No...

Deal.

CHEERING

Three more boxes to open

straight after the break.

See you then.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back to 8 Out Of 10 Cats

does Deal Or No Deal.

Let's see what's going to happen

next.

Are you ready to open

some more boxes?

I quite like the idea that Nicola

will have a low amount in her box.

Nicola Adams there, Olympic gold.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It feels like a blue.

It feels like blue?

We need this one to be blue.

Open up box number 1.

Good luck.

GROANING

50,000 gone.

Well, I guess it was a red.

LAUGHTER

Don't worry. You are last

on our list of people

we would be upset with.

LAUGHTER

What do you think, Jon?

You can choose this time.

Number 10, Alice.

Alice, Radio One DJ.

May the force be with you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You needed that.

You really needed that.

So, you took a big risk turning down

7,800 and you could be all right

if this last one is a blue.

You've got to believe it

before you can do it.

Don't you feel that you

can look at a box

and fill it with your goodness?

Not a whole box.

I couldn't do a box.

A teaspoon.

LAUGHTER

It's my pick, isn't it?

Number 3, Nong.

Shall we see what

happened last time you opened a box?

If you want.

Let's have a look.

(NOEL EDMONDS) I hope it was

all worth it.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What was the offer?

68,000.

So 68,000, you said "no deal",

and you won a quarter

of a million pounds?

Yes.

Am I correct in saying that you

live in the Swindon area?

Where Jon used to live?

And you're single?

Yeah.

Do you...?

(LAUGHS)

LAUGHTER

I just thought, because she's got

money and lives in your area.

I'm not laughing...

She laughed in your face.

Brian, I need you.

Send anyone.

So, Nong, let's see if your good

luck can rub off on them.

Open box number 3.

OK. Good luck.

CHEERING

Thank you, Nong.

PHONE RINGS

Hello.

That is a vital last box.

He said that every offer

would be aimed at Jon.

9,000 and...

Nong's phone number.

LAUGHTER

In case I want abusing

when I get home as well?

Could you just laugh at me

over the phone while I sleep?

9,000. It's the highest offer

you've had so far.

You've still got the 100,000,

you've still got the 35,000.

Are you daring to dream?

Of course he's not.

LAUGHTER

Purely selfishly, I would rather be

the person who dealt slightly early

but gave 9,000 to charity,

than the person who pushed

too far and gave them,

I don't know, 750 quid.

How is the charity going to get

the Bentley if we don't take a risk?

Do you reckon you'll end up

opening the box?

You might get more money that way.

But if you keep opening boxes,

you're probably not going to get...

Unless

you leave the two big ones, you

won't get much bigger of an offer.

PHONE RINGS

Hello.

OK, he's got something

he thinks might be helpful.

If you had an all-blue round now,

he would double your money

to 18,000 on the next offer.

But if we only get the 100,000...

But, Jon, if you have an all-red

round, then it's gone.

22 is the death box,

so all I would say is that probably

hasn't got the 100,000 on it.

Why do you say that?

That's the box that everyone goes,

"Whoa, don't go 22!"

I've nicknamed my box Torres,

to make it blue

and not worth very much.

Oh, nice.

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

I don't think if we do a round