丁丁历险记 The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn(2011)【完整台词】

- Are you all right?

- Are you all right, sir?

- Here, let me help you up.

- Thank you, that's very kind.

- No need to run away, sir.

- No, no, you see,

yesterday we very nearly caught the

pickpocket who's been terrorising the town!

Pickpocket?

We pulled his jacket off

and inside we found a wallet.

A wallet with your name and address!

- That's my wallet.

- Well, it's obvious he stole it from you.

- No, no, that's my wallet.

- Are you all right, sir?

We didn't mean to startle you.

Let us help you into your apartment.

Thank you so much. No need to come in.

I'll be quite all right, really.

- No, we insist.

- Better safe than sorry.

- It's the least we can do.

- Thank you.

There we are.

Good grief! What's all this?

It's my collection?

- What a lot of wallets!

- I can't help it.

It started with coin purses

and sort of went on from there, really.

You want to be careful. Haven't you heard?

There's a pickpocket about.

- Yes, he'd love this. Can you imagine?

- What do you mean, "pickpocket"?

A master criminal.

A bag-snatching, purse-pilfering,

wallet-lifting sneak thief!

I'm not a bad person.

I'm a kleptomaniac.

- A what?

- It's a fear of open spaces.

Poor man. No wonder he keeps his wallets

in the living room.

Wallets.

I just can't resist the lovely little things.

It's a harmless little habit, really.

Good heavens, Thomson, look at this!

His name's Thompson, too.

What a coincidence.

No, Thomson, this is Thomson without a "P,"

as in "psychic. "

No, no, no, it's Thompson with a "P,"

as in "psychologist. "

Look at this one!

A green one that I managed to pick

from a pickpocket

actually pickpocketing at the time.

- And this one! Cuir de cochon.

- No, you have it all wrong.

- There is a "P" in "psychic. "

- I am not your sidekick! You are mine!

- Smell it, won't you? Piggy leather!

- No, you have it all wrong.

- How dare you!

- How dare you!

- I met you first.

- I met you first.

- No, you didn't.

- Yes, I did.

- No, you did not.

- Yes, I did.

- Didn't!

- Did!

- Listen! I can't stand it any more!

- Hey!

All right, I'll come quietly.

Take them! Take them! Take them all!

Stop it. Pull yourself together, man!

We can't take your wallets!

Do we look like thieves?

Good heavens, Thompson.

This looks familiar.

Can't be.

It is!

- Tintin!

- Tintin!

I'm so cold.

And thirsty.

My throat is parched.

Let's see if there's any fresh water.

What have we here?

Tintin.

Come and warm yourself, laddie.

Captain?

- What have you done?

- No need to thank me.

What?

Well, you looked a little cold,

so I lit a wee fire.

In a boat?

No! Those are our oars! We need those oars!

Yes, but not for much longer.

Have you gone mad?

Quick, Captain, help me!

- Captain, help me, quick!

- He's right. What have I done?

- What have I done?

- No, Captain, not that!

Thundering typhoons!

Well, this is a fine mess.

- I'm weak.

- We're stranded here...

- Selfish.

... with no hope of rescue...

I'm hopeless.

...while Sakharine and his men

are halfway to Bagghar.

Poor, miserable wretch!

Yes, all right. That's enough of that.

It was his fault, you see. It was Sir Francis.

Tell me, how did you work that one out?

Because he was a figurehead

of great courage and bold exploits.

No one like him ever existed in my family.

Why do you think I drink?

Because I know I'll never be like him.

No, it's far better that I end it now.

Put us both out of our misery.

What is it, Snowy?

I'm gonna lower myself into the sea.

Into the cold embrace of the big blue!

Those are Portuguese markings.

- Are you even listening?

- Where is the Karaboudjan registered?

We're saved.

We're saved!

It's a sign from above!

- Troglodytes!

- Captain, get down.

Slave-traders! Mutant malingerers!

Freshwater politicians!

Bad news, Captain.

We've only got one bullet.

- And what's the good news?

- We've got one bullet.

You got him!

Well done, my boy.

Stay here, Captain.

Tintin?

- Don't take your eyes off of them.

- Hurry up!

Just as I thought.

The ignition lead has been cut.

Lucky shot!

One more pass, and we will finish them off.

Put your hands in the air.

Now!

Let's see here.

You do know what you're doing, eh, Tintin?

More or less.

Well, which is it? More or less?

Relax. I interviewed a pilot once.

Which way to North Africa?

Captain, look!

We've caught up with them.

Wonderful!

But you think we might find another way

to North Africa

that doesn't take us

through that Wall of Death?

We can't turn back.

Not now.

No, Captain! Those are surgical spirits

for medicinal purposes only.

Quite right, laddie, quite right.

No, no, no!

The fuel tank! It's almost empty!

Captain! This may sound crazy,

but I've got a plan.