阿拉丁 Aladdin (1992)【完整台词】

Looks like such a beat-up,
worthless piece ofjunk.

Hey, I think there's
something written here,

but it's hard to make out.

Aaaaahhhhh!

C)y!

10,000 years will give you
such a crick in the neck.

Hang on a second.

V\/hoa! Whoa!

Does it feel good to be outta there.

Hi. Where you from?
What's your name?

Uh... Uh, Aladdin.

Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin.
Nice to have you on the show.

Can we call you Al?
Or maybe just Din?

How about Laddie? Sounds like,
"Here, boy. C'mon, laddie."

I must have hit my head
harder than I thought.

Do you smoke? Mind if I do?
(GIGGLING)

Oh, sorry, Cheeta.
Hope I didn't singe the fur.

Yo, Rugman. Haven't seen you
in a few millennia.

Give me some tassel. Yeah. Yo, yo.

Say, you're a lot smaller
than my last master.

Either that or I'm gettin' bigger.

Look at me from the side.
Do I look different to you?

Wait a minute. I'm your master?

That's right. He can be taught.
What would you wish of me?

The ever impressive,

the long contained,

the often imitated,

but never duplicated...

(ECHOING) Duplicated, duplicated...

Genie of the Lamp!

Right here direct from the lamp,

right here
for your very much wish fulfilment.

Thank you.

- Whoa. Wish fulfilment?
- Three wishes, to be exact.

And ixnay on the wishing
for more wishes.

That's it. Three. Lino, dos, tres.

Now I know I'm dreaming.

Master, I don't think you quite realize
what you've got here.

So why don't you just ruminate
whilst I illuminate the possibilities.

(SINGING)
Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves

Scheherazade had a thousand tales

But, master, you're in luck
'Cause up your sleeves

You got a brand of magic never fails

You got some power
In your corner now

You got some punch, pizzazz
Yahoo and how

See, all you gotta do
ls rub that lamp and I'll say

"Mr. Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?"

Let me take your order
Jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'

Come on, whisper what it is you want

You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes, sir
We pride ourselves on service

You're the boss, the king, the shah

Say what you wish
It's yours, true dish

How 'bout a little more baklava?

Have some of column A
Try all of column B

I'm in the mood to help you, dude

You ain't never had a friend like me

Oh, my

No, no

My, my

(SCATTING)

Can your friends do this?

Can your friends do that?

Can your friends pull this

Out their little hat?

Can your friends go poof

Hey, looky here
Ha-ha!

Can your friends go
"Abracadabra, let her rip"

So don't you sit there
Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed

I'm hereto answer
AH your midnight prayers

You got me bona fide certified

You got a genie
For your charge daffaires

I got a powerful urge to help you out

So what's your wish?
I really wanna know

You got a list
That's three miles long, no doubt

AH you gotta do is rub like so

Mr. Aladdin, sir
Have a wish or two or three

I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend
Never had a friend

You ain't never had a friend

Like me

Ah-ha-ha!

- Wah-ha-ha!
-(GREEDY LAUGH)

You ain't never had a friend like me

-(BUZZING)
-(WEAK APPLAUSE)

(CHATTERING) Huh?

-(GROANS)
- So, what'll it be, master?

You're gonna grant rne
any three wishes I want, right?

Ah, almost.

There are a few provisos,
a couple of quid pro quos.

Like?

So don't ask.

Rule number two.

I can't make anybody
fall in love with anybody else.

You little ponem there.

Rule number three. I can't bring
people back from the dead.

It's not a pretty picture.
I don't like doing it.

Other than that, you got it.

- Hmm.
- Oh!

Provisos? You mean limitations?

On wishes? Some all-powerful genie.

Can't even bring people
back from the dead.

I don't know, Abu. He probably
can't even get us out of this cave.

Looks like we're gonna have to
find a way out of here.

Excuse me?

Are you lookin' at me?
Did you rub my lamp?

Did you wake me up?
Did you bring me here?

And all of sudden
you're walking out on me?

I don't think so, not right now.

-(ABU SCREECHES)
- In case of emergency,

the exits are here, here,
here, here, anywhere.

Keep your hands and arms
inside the carpet.

We're...

Outta here!

SULTAN: Jafar, this is an outrage.

If it weren't for all your years
of loyal service...

From now on, you are to discuss
sentencing of prisoners with rne,

before they are beheaded.

I assure you, Your Highness,
it won't happen again.

Jasmine...

Jafar. Let's put this whole
messy business behind us.

Please.

At least some good will come
of my being forced to marry.

When I am queen,
I will have the power to get rid of you.

(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

There, now. That's nice.
All settled, then.

Now, Jasmine, getting back
to this suitor business... Jasmine?

Jasmine!

(GROWLS)

if only I had gotten that lamp.

(GROWLING)
To think we gotta keep kissing up

-for the rest of our lives...
- No, Iago.

Then she'll have us banished.

Or beheaded.

BOTH: Eww!

Oh. Wait a minute. Jafar.

What?

And, uh, then you become the sultan.

Oh.

Marry the shrew.

I become the sultan.

- The idea has merit.
- Yes, merit. Yes.

And then we drop papa-in-law
and the little woman off a cliff.

Yaaah!

Kersplat!

(WICKED LAUGHTER)

I love the way
your foul little mind works.

(BOTH LAUGH SINISTERLY)

Don't stand until the rug
has come to a complete stop.

Thank you. Goodbye now.
Good-bye. Thank you.

Well, how about that,
Mr. Doubting Mustafa?

Oh, you sure showed me.
Now, about my three wishes.

Dost mine ears deceive me?

Three? You are down by one, boy.

Ah, no. I never actually wished
to get out of the cave.

You did that on your own.

Well, I feel sheepish.

All right, you bad boy,
but no more freebies.

Fair deal. So, three wishes.

I want them to be good.

What would you wish for?

Me?

No one's ever asked me that before.

Well, in my case... Ah, forget it.

- What?
- No, I can't. I...

Come on. Tell me.

Freedom.

You're a prisoner?

It's all part and parcel
of the whole genie gig.

Phenomenal cosmic powers...

ltty bitty living space.

Genie, that's terrible.

But, oh, to be free...

Not have to go,
"Poof. What do you need?

"Poof. What do you need?
Poof. What do you need?"

To be my own master.

Such a thing would be greater
than all the magic