阿拉丁 Aladdin (1992)【完整台词】

and all the treasures in all the world.

But what am I talking about?

Let's get real here.
It's not gonna happen.

Why not?

The only way I get outta this
is if my master wishes me out.

So you can guess how often
that's happened.

I'll do it. I'll set you free.

- Uh-huh, yeah, right.
- No, really, I promise.

After I make my first two wishes,

I'll use my third wish to set you free.

Well, here's hopin'. All right.

Let's make some magic.

So how 'bout it?
What is it you want most?

Well, there's this girl.

Wrong.

I can't make anybody
fall in love, remember?

Oh, but, Genie,
she's smart and fun and...

- Pretty?
- Beautiful.

She's got these eyes that just...
And this hair. Wow.

And her smile... (SIGHS)

Ami.

C'est I'amour.

But she's the princess.

Hey, can you make me a prince?

Let's see here.

Chicken é la king? Nope.

Alaskan king crab.
Ow. I hate it when they do that.

Caesar salad. Ah! Et tu, Brute? No.

Aha. "To make a prince."

Is that an official wish?
Say the magic words.

Genie, I wish for you
to make me a prince.

All right!

Yo, yo! Woof! Woof!

First, that fez-and-vest combo
is much too third century.

These patches.
What are we trying to say, beggar?

No. Let's work with me here.

Ooh. I like it. Muy macho.

Now, it still needs something.
What does it say to me?

It says mode of transportation.

Excuse me, monkey boy.
Aqul'. Over here.

- Uh-oh.
- GENIE: Here he comes.

What better way to make your
entrance on the streets of Agrabah

than riding
your very own, brand-new camel?

Watch out. They spit.

Mmm. Not enough.

Still not enough.
Let's see. What do you need?

Yes!

Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo.

- Whoa!
-(TRUMPETS)

Talk about your trunk space.
Check this action out.

(TRUMPETS)

(FRIGHTENED MONKEY NOISES)

Abu, you look good.

GENIE: He's got the outfit.
He's got the elephant.

But we're not through yet.

Hang on to your turban, kid.
We're gonna make you a star.

(DOOR OPENS)

Sire, I've found a solution
to the problem with your daughter.

Oh, really?

Right here.

"If the princess has not chosen
a husband by the appointed time,

"then the sultan shall choose for her."

But Jasmine hated all those suitors.

How could I choose someone
she hates?

Not to worry, my liege. There is more.

"If in the event
a suitable prince cannot be found..."

Jerk.

"A princess must then be wed to..."

Hmm. Interesting.

What? Who?

The royal vizier.

Why, that would be me.

I'm quite sure that...

Desperate times call
for desperate measures, my lord.

Yes. Desperate measures.

I will order the princess to...

But you're so old.

The princess will marry me.

The princess will marry...

-(TRUMPET FANFARE)
- What? What is that?

That music.

(CHUCKUNG)

Jafar, you must come and see this.

(SINGING) Make way for Prince Ali

Say, "Hey, it's Prince Ali"

Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar

Hey you, let us through
It's a bright new star

Oh come, be the first on your block
To meet his eye

Make way, here he comes
Ring bells, bang the drums

You're gonna love this guy

Prince Ali, fabulous he
Ali Ababwa

Genuflect, show some respect
Down on one knee

Now, try your best to stay calm

Brush up your Sunday salaam

Then come and meet
His spectacular coterie

Prince Ali, mighty is he
Ali Ababwa

Strong as 10 regular men definitely

He faced the galloping hordes

A hundred bad guys with swords

Who sent those goons to their lords?
Why, Prince Ali

He's got 75 golden camels

Don't they look lovely, June?

Purple peacocks, he's got 53

Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers.

Has he got a zoo
I'm telling you

It's a world-class menagerie

Prince Ali, handsome is he
Ali Ababwa

That physique, how can I speak
Weak at the knee

Well, get on out in that square

Adjust your veil and prepare

To gawk and grove! and stare
At Prince Ali

- He's got 95 white Persian monkeys
- He's got the monkeys

- Let's see the monkeys
- And to view them he charges no fee

He's generous
So generous

He's got slaves
He's got servants and flunkies

They're just lousy with loyalty to All

Prince Ali

Prince Ali, Amorous he
Ali Ababwa

Heard your princess
Was a sight lovely to see

And that, good people, is why

He got dolled up and dropped by

With 60 elephants, llamas galore

With bears and lions
A brass band and more

With his 40 fakirs
His cooks, his bakers

His birds that warble on key

Make way

For Prince Ali

Splendid. Absolutely marvelous.

(CLEARS THROAT)

Your Majesty,

I have journeyed from afar
to seek your daughter's hand.

Prince Ali Ababwa.

Of course. I'm delighted to meet you.

This is my royal vizier, Jafar.
He's delighted, too.

Ecstatic.

- I'm afraid, Prince Abubu...
- Ababwa.

Whatever.

You cannotjust parade in here
uninvited and expect to...

By Allah,
this is quite a remarkable device.

Ooh.

I don't suppose I might...

Why, certainly, Your Majesty.
Allow me.

Sire, I must advise against this.

Oh, button up, Jafar.
Learn to have a little fun.

Ow, ow, ow.

Ahh! Whoa!

Look out, here I come.

Oh, much farther than
you've traveled, I'm sure.

- Try me.
- SULTAN: Look out, Polly.

Hey, watch it.

Watch it with the dumb rug.

Aah!

WheW!

Out of the way. I'm coming in to land.

Jafar, watch this.

- Spectacular, Your Highness.
- That was lovely.

Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it.

This is a very impressive youth.

And a prince besides.

- I don't trust him, Sire.
- Nonsense.

One thing I pride myself on, Jafar,
I'm an excellentjudge of character.

Oh, excellentjudge. Yeah, sure. Not!

SULTAN: Jasmine will like this one.

And I'm pretty sure
I'll like Princess Jasmine.

Your Highness, no.
I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf.

What makes him think
he is worthy of the princess?

Just let her meet me.
I will win your daughter.

How dare you.

All of you.
Standing around deciding my future?

I am not a prize to be won.

Oh, dear.

Don't worry, Prince Ali.
Just give Jasmine time to cool down.

I think it's time to say good-bye
to Prince Abubu.

ALADDIN: (SIGHS)
What am I gonna do?

I should've known I couldn't pull off
this stupid prince wish.

(GROWLING)

So move.

Hey-

That's a good move.

I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.