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On November 1, 1959, the population
of New York City was 8,042,783.
If you laid them all end to end, figuring
an average height of 5 feet 6 and half inches,...
..they would reach from Times Square
to the outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan.
I know facts like this because I work for
an insurance company, Consolidated Life.
We're one of the top five companies
in the country.
Our home office has 31,259 employees,...
..which is more than the entire population
of, uh... Natchez, Mississippi.
I work on the 19th floor.
Ordinary Policy Department,...
..Premium Accounting Division,
Section W, desk number 861.
My name is CC Baxter: C for Calvin, C for
Clifford. But most people call me Bud.
I've worked here three years, ten months,
and my take-home pay is $94.70 a week.
The hours in our department
are 8.50 to 5.20.
(Bell)
They're staggered by floor so 16 elevators
can handle the 31,259 employees...
..without a serious traffic jam.
As for myself, I very often stay on at the
office and work for an extra hour or two,...
..especially when the weather is bad.
It's not that I'm overly ambitious.
It's just a way of killing time...
..until it's all right for me to go home.
You see, I have this little problem
with my apartment.
I live in the West 60s,
just half a block from Central Park.
My rent is $85 a month.
It used to be $80 until last July...
..when Mrs. Lieberman, the landlady,
put in a second-hand air conditioner.
It's a real nice apartment. Nothing fancy,
but kind of cozy. Just right for a bachelor.
The only problem is
I can't always get in when I want to.
(Latin-beat dance music)
(Woman hums along to music)
Cut it out, Sylvia.
We've gotta get out of here.
What's the panic?
I'm gonna have another martini.
Please, Sylvia. It's a quarter of nine.
First you can't wait to get me here
and then it's rush, rush, rush.
- Makes a person feel cheap.
- Sweetie, it's not that.
But I promised the guy
I'd be outta here by eight.
- What guy? Whose apartment is this?
- Some schnook that works in the office.
- Good evening, Mr. Baxter.
- Mrs. Lieberman.
Some weather we're having. Must be from
all that meshugaas at Cape Canaveral.
- You're locked out of your apartment?
- No, no. Just waiting for a friend.
- Good night, Mrs. Lieberman.
- Good night, Mr. Baxter.
- Where do you live?
- I told you. With my mother.
- Where does she live?
- 179th Street, in the Bronx.
- All right. I'll take you to the subway.
- Like hell you will! You'll buy me a cab.
- Why do all you dames live in the Bronx?
- You bring other girls up here?
Certainly not. I'm a happily married man.
- Hello there, Mrs. Dreyfuss.
- Something's the matter?
Uh, no. I... seem to have
dropped my key. Ah, here it is.
Such a racket I heard in your place.
Maybe you had burglars?
Don't worry about that. There's nothing in
here anybody'd wanna steal. Good night.
(Doorbell)
Sorry to bother you, Buddy-boy,
but the little lady forgot her galoshes.
Mr. Kirkeby, you were supposed
to be outta here by eight.
I know, but those things don't always
run on schedule like a Greyhound bus.
I don't mind in the summer,
but on a rainy night...
- I haven't had any dinner yet.
- Sure, sure.
Oh!
I put in a good word for you
with Sheldrake in Personnel.
- Mr. Sheldrake?
- That's right.
We discussed manpower promotion-wise.
I told him you're a bright boy.
They're always on the lookout for
young executives. You're on your way up.
- And you're also out of liquor.
- Mr. Eichelberger, Mortgage and Loans...
- ..last night he had a Halloween party.
- Lay in some vodka and vermouth for me.
- You still owe me for the last two bottles.
- I'll pay you on Friday.
Oh, and whatever happened to those little
cheese crackers you used to have?
Cheese crackers?
Cheers.
- Good evening, Baxter.
- Hi, Doc. Had a late call?
Yeah. Some clown at Schrafft's ate
a club sandwich - including the toothpick.
- Well, good night, Doc.
- Say, Baxter.
The way you're beltin' that stuff,
you must have cast-iron kidneys.
That's not me. Just once in a while
I have a few people in for a drink.
As a matter of fact, you must be
an iron man all around.
From what I hear through the walls,
you're at it every night.
- I'm sorry if it gets noisy.
- And sometimes there's a double-header.
- (Tuts) A nebbish like you.
- Yeah. Well, I'll see you, Doc.
You know, I'm doing some research
at the Columbia Medical Center.
- Could you do us a favor?
- Me?
When you make out your will -
and the way you're going, you should -
would you mind leaving
your body to the university?
My body? I'm afraid you guys'd
be disappointed. Good night, Doc.
Slow down, kid.
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(Phone rings)
- Hello.
- Hiya, Buddy-boy.
I'm in this bar on 61st Street
and I figured I'd give you a little buzz.
That's very nice of you but... who is this?
Dobisch. Joe Dobisch, in Administration.
- Oh, yeah. I didn't recognize your voice.
- That's OK, Buddy-boy.
Like I was saying, I'm in this joint
on 61st and I think I got lucky.
I'm sorry, Mr. Dobisch. I like to help
you fellas out, but it's sort of late.
- Why don't we make it some other time?
- Listen, kid. I can't pass this up.
She looks like Marilyn Monroe.
I'm already in bed. And I took a sleeping
pill. So I'm afraid the answer is no.
of New York City was 8,042,783.
If you laid them all end to end, figuring
an average height of 5 feet 6 and half inches,...
..they would reach from Times Square
to the outskirts of Karachi, Pakistan.
I know facts like this because I work for
an insurance company, Consolidated Life.
We're one of the top five companies
in the country.
Our home office has 31,259 employees,...
..which is more than the entire population
of, uh... Natchez, Mississippi.
I work on the 19th floor.
Ordinary Policy Department,...
..Premium Accounting Division,
Section W, desk number 861.
My name is CC Baxter: C for Calvin, C for
Clifford. But most people call me Bud.
I've worked here three years, ten months,
and my take-home pay is $94.70 a week.
The hours in our department
are 8.50 to 5.20.
(Bell)
They're staggered by floor so 16 elevators
can handle the 31,259 employees...
..without a serious traffic jam.
As for myself, I very often stay on at the
office and work for an extra hour or two,...
..especially when the weather is bad.
It's not that I'm overly ambitious.
It's just a way of killing time...
..until it's all right for me to go home.
You see, I have this little problem
with my apartment.
I live in the West 60s,
just half a block from Central Park.
My rent is $85 a month.
It used to be $80 until last July...
..when Mrs. Lieberman, the landlady,
put in a second-hand air conditioner.
It's a real nice apartment. Nothing fancy,
but kind of cozy. Just right for a bachelor.
The only problem is
I can't always get in when I want to.
(Latin-beat dance music)
(Woman hums along to music)
Cut it out, Sylvia.
We've gotta get out of here.
What's the panic?
I'm gonna have another martini.
Please, Sylvia. It's a quarter of nine.
First you can't wait to get me here
and then it's rush, rush, rush.
- Makes a person feel cheap.
- Sweetie, it's not that.
But I promised the guy
I'd be outta here by eight.
- What guy? Whose apartment is this?
- Some schnook that works in the office.
- Good evening, Mr. Baxter.
- Mrs. Lieberman.
Some weather we're having. Must be from
all that meshugaas at Cape Canaveral.
- You're locked out of your apartment?
- No, no. Just waiting for a friend.
- Good night, Mrs. Lieberman.
- Good night, Mr. Baxter.
- Where do you live?
- I told you. With my mother.
- Where does she live?
- 179th Street, in the Bronx.
- All right. I'll take you to the subway.
- Like hell you will! You'll buy me a cab.
- Why do all you dames live in the Bronx?
- You bring other girls up here?
Certainly not. I'm a happily married man.
- Hello there, Mrs. Dreyfuss.
- Something's the matter?
Uh, no. I... seem to have
dropped my key. Ah, here it is.
Such a racket I heard in your place.
Maybe you had burglars?
Don't worry about that. There's nothing in
here anybody'd wanna steal. Good night.
(Doorbell)
Sorry to bother you, Buddy-boy,
but the little lady forgot her galoshes.
Mr. Kirkeby, you were supposed
to be outta here by eight.
I know, but those things don't always
run on schedule like a Greyhound bus.
I don't mind in the summer,
but on a rainy night...
- I haven't had any dinner yet.
- Sure, sure.
Oh!
I put in a good word for you
with Sheldrake in Personnel.
- Mr. Sheldrake?
- That's right.
We discussed manpower promotion-wise.
I told him you're a bright boy.
They're always on the lookout for
young executives. You're on your way up.
- And you're also out of liquor.
- Mr. Eichelberger, Mortgage and Loans...
- ..last night he had a Halloween party.
- Lay in some vodka and vermouth for me.
- You still owe me for the last two bottles.
- I'll pay you on Friday.
Oh, and whatever happened to those little
cheese crackers you used to have?
Cheese crackers?
Cheers.
- Good evening, Baxter.
- Hi, Doc. Had a late call?
Yeah. Some clown at Schrafft's ate
a club sandwich - including the toothpick.
- Well, good night, Doc.
- Say, Baxter.
The way you're beltin' that stuff,
you must have cast-iron kidneys.
That's not me. Just once in a while
I have a few people in for a drink.
As a matter of fact, you must be
an iron man all around.
From what I hear through the walls,
you're at it every night.
- I'm sorry if it gets noisy.
- And sometimes there's a double-header.
- (Tuts) A nebbish like you.
- Yeah. Well, I'll see you, Doc.
You know, I'm doing some research
at the Columbia Medical Center.
- Could you do us a favor?
- Me?
When you make out your will -
and the way you're going, you should -
would you mind leaving
your body to the university?
My body? I'm afraid you guys'd
be disappointed. Good night, Doc.
Slow down, kid.
Oh, for heaven...
From the world's greatest library
of film classics, we proudly present...
..Greta Garbo, John Barrymore,...
..Joan Crawford, Wallace Beery
and Lionel Barrymore...
..in "Grand Hotel".
But first, a word from our sponsor.
If you smoke the modern way,
don't be fooled by phony filter claims.
(Bugle: cavalry charge)
And now, "Grand Hotel"...
..starring Greta Garbo, John Barrymore,...
..Joan Crawford, Wallace Beery
and Lionel Barrymore.
But first, a word
from our alternate sponsor.
Friends, do you have wobbly dentures?
(Phone rings)
- Hello.
- Hiya, Buddy-boy.
I'm in this bar on 61st Street
and I figured I'd give you a little buzz.
That's very nice of you but... who is this?
Dobisch. Joe Dobisch, in Administration.
- Oh, yeah. I didn't recognize your voice.
- That's OK, Buddy-boy.
Like I was saying, I'm in this joint
on 61st and I think I got lucky.
I'm sorry, Mr. Dobisch. I like to help
you fellas out, but it's sort of late.
- Why don't we make it some other time?
- Listen, kid. I can't pass this up.
She looks like Marilyn Monroe.
I'm already in bed. And I took a sleeping
pill. So I'm afraid the answer is no.
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