哈利·波特与阿兹卡班的囚徒 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)【完整台词】

BOY:
Lumos Maxima.

Lumos Maxima.

[TOlLET FLUSHES]

HARRY:
Lumos Maxima.

Lumos Maxima.

Lumos Maxima!

[DOORBELL RlNGING]

WOMAN:
Harry. Harry.

Harry, open the door.

Uh....

Marge. How lovely to see--
[PETUNlA SCREAMS]

Uncle Vernon,
I need you to sign this form.

What is it?

Nothing. School stuff.

Later perhaps, if you behave.

I will if she does.

-Oh, you're still here, are you?
-Yes.

Don't say yes
in that ungrateful way.

Damn good of my brother
to keep you.

He'd have been straight to an orphanage
if he'd been dumped on my doorstep.

[DUDLEY LAUGHING]

Is that my Dudders?
Is that my little neffy-pooh?

Give us a kiss. Come on. Up, up.

VERNON:
Take Marge's suitcase upstairs.
Okay.

MARGE: Finish that off for Mommy.
Good boy, Rippy-pooh.

VERNON: Can l tempt you, Marge?
MARGE: Just a small one.

Excellent nosh, Petunia.

A bit more.

Usually just a fry-up for me,
what with 1 2 dogs.

Just a bit more. That's a boy.

Ah! You wanna try
a little drop of brandy?

A little drop of brandy-brandy
windy-wandy for Rippy-pippy-pooh?

What are you smirking at?

Where did you send the boy,
Vernon?

St. Brutus'. It's a fine institution
for hopeless cases.

Do they use a cane
at St. Brutus', boy?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. l've been beaten loads of times.

MARGE: Excellent. I won't have this
namby-pamby...

...wishy-washy nonsense about
not beating people who deserve it.

You mustn't blame yourself
about how this one turned out.

It's all to do with blood.
Bad blood will out.

What is it the boy's father did,
Petunia?

PETUNlA: Nothing. He didn't work.
He was unemployed.

-And a drunk too, no doubt?
-That's a lie.

-What did you say?
-My dad wasn't a drunk.

[SCREAMlNG]

Don't worry. Don't fuss, Petunia.
I have a very firm grip.

I think it's time you went to bed.

Quiet, Vernon. You, clean it up.

Actually, it's nothing to do
with the father.

It's all to do with the mother.
You see it all the time with dogs.

If something's wrong with the bitch,
then something's wrong with the pup.

Shut up! Shut up!

[DOG WHlMPERlNG]

Right. Let me tell you....

[WHlMPERlNG]

VERNON:
Oh....

[MARGE GROANlNG]

MARGE:
Vernon!

Vernon! Vernon, do something!

Ow! Ripper! Ow....

[MARGE GASPlNG]

[SCREAMlNG]

Stop!

I've got you, Marge. I've got you.

MARGE: Hold on, hold on.
VERNON: Get off.

-Don't you dare!
VERNON: Sorry.

Oh, Vernon.

Oh, God.

Marge!

[SCREAMlNG]

VERNON:
Please!

Marge!

Come back!

You bring her back!
You bring her back now.

-You put her right!
-No. She deserved what she got.

[VERNON SCREAMS]

-Keep away from me.
-You can't do magic outside school.

-Yeah? Try me.
-They won't let you back now.

You've nowhere to go.

I don't care.
Anywhere is better than here.

[GASPlNG]

[MARGE SCREAMlNG]

[DOG BARKlNG]

[SWINGS SQUEAKING]

[SCRAPING]

[GASPlNG]

[TWlGS SNAPPlNG]

[GROWLlNG]

[HORN HONKlNG]

"Welcome to the Knight Bus...

...emergency transport
for the stranded witch or wizard.

My name is Stan Shunpike, and l will be
your conductor for this evening."

What you doing down there?

-l fell over.
-What you fall over for?

-l didn't do it on purpose.
-Well, come on, then.

Let's not wait for the grass to grow.

-What you looking at?
-Nothing.

Well, come on, then. ln.

No, no, no. I'll get this.
You get in.

[GRUNTlNG]

Come on.

[MAN SNORlNG]

SHUNPIKE:
Come on. Move on, move on.

[SHUNPlKE GASPING]

[SHUNPlKE CLEARS THROAT]

SHUNPIKE: Take her away, Ern.
-Yeah, take it away, Ernie.

It's going to be a bumpy ride.

[SHRUNKEN HEAD LAUGHING]

-What did you say your name was?
-l didn't.

-Whereabouts are you headed?
-The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.

You hear that? "The Leaky Cauldron.
That's in London."

The Leaky Cauldron.
If you have pea soup...

...make sure you eat it
before it eats you.

[SHRUNKEN HEAD LAUGHING]

HARRY: The Muggles. Can't they see us?
SHUNPIKE: Muggles?

They don't see nothing, do they?

SHRUNKEN HEAD:
If you jab them with a fork, they feel.

Ernie, little old lady at 12 o'clock!

Ten, nine, eight...

...seven, six, five...

...four, three, three and a half...

...two, one and three quarters.

Yes!

Who is that? That man.

Who is that?

Who is--?

That is Sirius Black, that is.

Don't tell me you've never
been hearing of Sirius Black.

He's a murderer.

Got himself locked up
in Azkaban for it.

-How did he escape?
-Well, that's the question, isn't it?

He's the first one that done it.

He was a big supporter of...

...You-Know-Who.

I reckon you've heard of him.

Yeah.

Him I've heard of.

Ernie, two double-deckers
at 12 o'clock.

They're getting closer, Ernie.

Ernie, they're right on top of us!

Mind your head.

[LAUGHlNG]

Hey, guys? Guys?
Why the long faces?

[SHRUNKEN HEAD LAUGHING]

SHRUNKEN HEAD:
Yeah, yeah. Nearly there. Nearly there.

[SCREAMS]

[ALARM WAILING]

The Leaky Cauldron.

SHRUNKEN HEAD:
Next stop, Knockturn Alley.

Ah. Mr. Potter, at last.

[CAR ALARM WAlLING]

SHUNPIKE: Take it away, Ern.
SHRUNKEN HEAD: Take it away!

[CAT SCREECHING]

[MUSlC PLAYlNG]

TOM:
Room 1 1 .

Hedwig.

Right smart bird
you got there, Mr. Potter.

He arrived here just
five minutes before yourself.

[MAN CLEARS THROAT]

FUDGE: As Minister for Magic,
it is my duty to inform you, Mr. Potter...

...earlier this evening
your uncle's sister was located...

...a little south of Sheffield,
circling a chimney stack.

The Accidental Magic Reversal
Department was dispatched immediately.

She has been properly punctured
and her memory modified.

She will have no recollection
of the incident whatsoever.

So that's that...

...and no harm done.

[CRACKlNG]

FUDGE:
Pea soup?

No, thank you.

-Minister?
-Yes?

-l don't understand.
-Understand?

I broke the law. Underage wizards
can't use magic at home.

Come now. The Ministry
doesn't send people to Azkaban...