霍顿与无名氏 Horton Hears a Who!(2008)【完整台词】

on his morning commute

and noticed things

not quite the same on his route.

But please don't blame Horton

for he didn't know

That a swamp pump a bub

I do it in the water like this

Was a big bub flew.

Hey, Joe! Don't work too hard!

Ah! These luxery condos

they have gone themselves.

Hey, you look at that.

I guess they do build themselves.

Oh~Kei, that happened.

Now the Mayor knew it was his job

to convey the unusual things

that he noticed that day.

There was one problem.

Though his will was strong

- You are late.

- Thank you Miss. Yelp.

Nothing in Whoville had ever gone wrong.

We have all happy be

with all the we've got.

We like it in here Whoville.

We like it a lot.

We're all very busy with

Who-Centennial's coming up. So,..

Let's break this meeting to order.

Mr. Mayor I presume you have

some good news for us.

Well, it's news. I don't know.

If we need to go label it good or bad

anything like that

The thing is I have noticed

some odd goings on in Whoville lately

Good on goings on?

Well, you know.

Tremors, clouds surly in the sky.

And it seems to me just be safe,

we might wanna consider...

Pospo nin th WhoCentenia?

Consider what?

Pospo nin th WhoCentenia?

What?!

Speak up, man!

Postponing the Who-centennial, alright?

We're about to celebrate 100 years

of Whoville happiness in harmony.

And you want to postpone the celebration?

Well, what if Whoville's not safe.

Nothing ever goes wrong in Whoville!

Never has and never will!

You bloodly boob!

Boob.

The Who-centennial will proceed as planned!

The Mayor was really being an idiot.

It will be all smile from now on.

Girl, I got 15,000 friends already.

What? What you mean it don't look like me?

That look just like me.

Ten years ago...

Wait a minute, hold on for a second.

Treats me like an idiot?

I'm not an idiot.

Do I look like an idiot?

- You don't want me to answer that.

- I'm not an idiot.

That's nerve call me a boob?

I would never call somebody a boob.

He is a boob.

Look at you, Yak.

Look at your face.

And I bet.

You don't look so good with this

staple on your head!

Wow!

Wa-ha-au!

- Thank you, Miss. Yelp.

- You're welcome.

Oh!

Hellow?

Who's you that?

I'll go out punch you.

Hellow?

Hellow?

Who's there?

I'm... This the Mayor.

The Mayor?

The Mayor?

Uh, look at this Mayor!

I knew it.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.

There's life on this speck.

The speck?

What speck?

Well, Am...

I don't exactly know

how to tell you this. But...

You're living on a speck.

Well, I ee hate to disagree with you.

Oh, voice from the drain pipe.

But, I live in Whoville.

Well, then the Whoville is a speck.

Right. O.K. Seriously.

Who is this?

Is this Bert from accounting?

No. This is Horton.

I'm an elephant.

O.K. Horton, fake name.

Where are you?

Well, from where you standing?

I guess I'm...

in the sky.

Compare to you I'm enormous

which is saying something

because I slim down quite a bit I swim.

Your whole world fits on

a flower in my world.

Oh, man, this is even inclusion for you Bert.

Don't believe me?

Watch what happen

when I put you in the shade

- This is absolutly impossi...

- Dark.

Light.

Dark.

Light.

- Dark, light, dark, light....Dark!

- Wow!

- Light!

- Uooo

Don't you see?

We're in the middle of some kind of

amazing cosmic convergence.

Two vastly different worlds.

Miraculously crossing path!

Mine colossal!

Yours mini to cure.

Yet, somehow we've marriage to make contact.

If you think about it,

it's pretty amazing.

Is everything O.K. down there?

Oh. I.. I don't know.

You tell me...

You're the one who hold the speck.

I'm the one who's holding the speck.

I'm not holding the speck.

Don't you worry, Mr. Mayor.

Am

Hold, please.

What at all this means?

The Mayor haven't the clue.

So he went to the office of Dr. Larue.

Brainest brain on the staff at Who use.

Dr. Larue!

Oh, this is crazy.

Oh, Mr. Mayor.

Ah, how may I be a assitance?

I don't know. Hey.

You know I just wondering

If our world will stay tiny speck

floating to space,

how would we know?

Oh, why would you ask something like that?

Oh, no reason, no reason at all.

I don't even remember.

Yes I do.

That you know what,

some guy was talking to me

not an elephant in the sky,

a guy on the ground

Ah, there would be several ramifications

Good ramifications?

A tiny speck.

Uh-huh, yeah, tiny speck.

Floating around...

Well, we'd have inexplicable tremors.

Dramatic changes in the weather.

And if we didn't eventually achieve