超人总动员2 Incredibles 2 (2018)【完整台词】

They want us to do it this way.

I don't know that way!
Why would they change math?

- It's okay, Dad.
- Math is math!

I'll just wait for Mom to get back.

What?

She won't understand it
any better than I do...

The Outer Limits.

"All over Doozle-Dorf,
the Fribbers of Frupp are going to sleep...

"'cause they just can't keep up.

"All over Doozle-Dorf, Doozles are dozing.

"Eyelids so heavy, they're drooping.

"Closing! The point is:
Everyone, everyone's hitting the sack!

"Everyone's getting the sleep
that they lack."

Mayors often brag about their cities...

and I'm no exception.

And I'm willing to admit
that New Urbem is not the only city...

Are you sure the police are gonna be
okay with this?

Sure. You're making life easy for them.

They still haven't forgiven us for
the last time we made life easy for them.

I know the Chief of Police.
There won't be a problem.

With all due respect...

if you alone had handled the Underminer...

things would have been different.

I'm just saying.

...on budget and ahead of schedule...

to launch our magnificent new hovertrain.

It can get you where you need to go
at ridiculous speeds.

The future is open for business!

Wait. The train has stopped.

It's going the wrong direction.

It's going the wrong way.

I'm going after it.

This thing's really moving.

100 and climbing.
How much track is built?

About 25 miles.

No one can shut this thing down?

They've tried. No-go.

Is that Elastigirl?

Overrides?

They're locked out of the system.

What about a fail-safe?

Not enough time.

Someone's calling! Switching over.

Hey, Mom. I can't find my high-tops
and Dad can't find them either.

But he won't call you and ask, so I am.

Do not call your mother!

Dash, honey.
Can't talk right now.

Look under your bed, okay.

- How much time?
- Less than two minutes!

There's a shortcut.
Cut through the culvert up ahead.

I don't know if I can stay with it.

What the heck was that?

Is everybody all right?
ls anybody injured?

Are you all right?

Your story better be good.

Hey. Hey!

What happened?

Honey, why are you...

Don't say anything.

It's Dad. Are you okay?

I'm fine. I don't wanna talk about it.

Tony didn't even call?

I don't wanna talk about it.

- Honey...
- Dad!

If you want me to feel better,
then leave me alone.

Please?

See, there's nothing a cop hates worse
than a missing child.

My kid brother's son.
Today is his first birthday.

But if anybody can find that child,
it's you, Roman.

Because you're a wonderful policeman.

This is a holdup.

All right, get your hands up,
turn your back.

Put your hands behind your heads
and keep them there!

Don't move!

Drop that.
All right, now get over there.

Watch the door.

You think I'm kiddin'?

Now.

I said now!

I got it! Come on, I tell you, come on!

You wanna get killed?

No,no,no!

No!

No,no,no.

No,no,no.

No,no,no!

You have powers!

Yeah, baby,
and there's not a scratch on you!

Did you go through the locked door?
Are those your powers?

Who can multiply like rabbits
and go right through any solid...

Oh, my God!

- Hello?
- Hey, honey.

- You weren't gonna call me?
- Oh, hey!

No. I mean, yes, yeah...

I just didn't wanna wake you.

The strangest thing just happened
out in the yard.

- Sounds like I just woke you up.
- No, no.

- It's just, Jack-Jack...
- He had an accident!

I knew it! I'm coming home right now!
I never should have...

No accident.
Stay there and finish your mission.

You never should...

What?
You don't think I can do this?

No, no.
Sorry. I misspoke.

Do you need me to come back?

No, no. No, I've got this.
Everything's great.

What happened with Jack-Jack?

Nothing. He's in excellent health.

Well, that's good.

How was Violet's date?

That was tonight, right?

Yes. Good.

All fine and good.

And Jack-Jack went down with no trouble?

Fine, yes, no trouble.

And Dash got his homework done?

All done.

So, things haven't spiraled out
of control the moment I left?

Amazing as it may seem,
it has been quite uneventful in fact.

How about you?

I saved a runaway train!

It was so great!

The mayor was there to cut the ribbon
on this new train.

Elastigirl pursued the train
and was able to successfully activate...

Blah, blah, blah.
He says a few words, cuts the ribbon...

and the train starts
pulling out of the station backwards...

-track of its brand new hovertrain...
-. . . malfunctioned. ..

...thanking Elastigirl...

- Superhero Elastigirl...
- Elastigirl...

Boom! No casualties!

...specialized motorbike,
saving all of the passengers...

One thing leads to another
and suddenly, I go after it!

I'm telling you, honey, it was a saga!

That's fantastic, honey!

And on your first night!

I am so proud of you, really.

I'm proud of you, honey.

I know you want to get out there
and you will soon.

And you'll be amazing.

I couldn't have done this
if you hadn't taken over so well.

Thanks for handling everything.

It's nothing.

I love you, honey. I'll be back soon.

Sweet dreams.

Sweet dreams, honey.

"Hey, Dad, it's okay.
I'll just wait for Mom to get home."

As if she could... I know how to...

I can do math.

Oh, brother...

Wait for Mom!

What am I, a substitute parent?

It's not my fault they changed math.

Come on, buddy. Come on.

I think I understand
your math assignment.

We still have some time to finish it
before your test.

So first, you wanna put all the numbers
by themselves on one side.

...you change the sign.

That means a plus becomes a minus
and a minus...

You got it?

Yeah, baby!

Hello.

We're in a new house.

I did write my address on your locker...

in permanent ink.

Is that What that is?

Did you forget?

Forget what?

That's funny.

Points for funny.

Was it the weird outfit?

Because there's a reason.

I'm in a drama class...

and they just wanna do Shakespeare...

but they're like,
"Try to make it relevant for the kids."

So, like, "Oh, superheroes!
Kids love superheroes."

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You wanna wear one kind of tights...

and then they're like,
"No, wear these other kind of tights."

Do I know you?

Many say your speech today is critical.

Both sides just want the best
for their people.

We are so close to finally getting peace
in the region.