超人总动员 The Incredibles (2004)【完整台词】

Island tower,

this is India Golf niner-niner

Requesting vectors to the initial.

Easy, Helen. Easy. Easy, girl.

You're overreacting. Everything's fine.

They're just all getting coffee.

At the same time. Yeah.

You sir, truly are "Mr. Incredible".

I was right to idolize you.

I always knew you were tough,

but tricking the probe

by hiding under the bones

of another super? Oh, man!

I'm still geeking out about it!

And then you had

to just go and ruin the ride.

I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?

"Help me, help me."

Lame, lame, lame.

- All right, who did you contact?

- Contact? What are you talking about?

I am referring to last night

at 2307 hours

while you were snooping around.

You sent out a homing signal.

I didn't know about the homing device.

And now a government plane

is requesting permission to land here.

- Who did you contact?

- I didn't send for a plane.

Play the transmission.

- India golf checking in.

- Helen!

So you do know these people.

Well, then, I'll send them

a little greeting.

- Ow!

- Violet!

It's not my fault.

Dash ran away,

I knew I'd get blamed for it.

That's not true!

You said, "Something's up with Mom.

We have to find out what.

...and it's not my fault!

- Hundred percent all-yours idea!

Wait a minute.

You left Jack-Jack alone?

- Of course we got a sitter.

- We got someone, Mom.

- We wouldn't do that.

- Thanks a lot!

All right, well, who'd you get?

You don't have to worry

about one thing.

I've got baby-sitting wired.

I've taken courses, learned CPR,

- Excellent marks and certificates.

- Kari.

I brought Mozart to play while he sleeps

because leading experts say

Mozart makes babies smarter.

Kari...

The beauty is they don't have to listen

'cause they're asleep!

I wish my parents played Mozart

because half the time I don't know

what anyone's talking about.

Kari, I really don't feel

comfortable with this.

I'll pay you for your trouble,

but I'd rather call a service.

There's really no need, Mrs. Parr.

I can totally handle anything

this baby can dish out.

Can't I, little baby?

I can handle it.

Who can handle it?

India Golf niner-niner transmitting

in the blind guard.

Disengage. Repeat, disengage.

Repeat, disengage.

Friendlies...

No! Call off the missiles.

I'll do anything.

Too late. Fifteen years too late.

Friendlies two-zero miles

south-southwest of your position.

Angels 10. Track east. Disengage.

Vi! Put a force field around the plane.

You said not to use our powers.

I know what I said.

Listen to what I'm saying now!

Disengage. Repeat, disengage!

- Mom?

- Violet!

Mayday. India Golf niner-niner

is buddy-spiked. Abort!

There are children aboard.

- There are children aboard!

- No!

- Put a field around us now!

- I've never done one that big.

Do it now!

Abort, abort, abort!

Abort, abort, abort!

Brace yourselves!

- Mom!

- Everybody calm down.

I'll tell you what we're not gonna do.

We're not gonna panic,

we're not... Look out!

- Oh, my God! Who's idea was this?

- What are we gonna do?

We're dead! We're dead!

- It blew up!

- We survived but we're dead!

Stop it!

We are not gonna die!

Both of you will get a grip.

Or so help me

I will ground you for a month!

Understand?

We have a confirmed hit.

Target was destroyed.

Ah, you'll get over it.

I seem to recall

you prefer to "work alone".

Release me. Now!

- Or what?

- I'll crush her.

That sounds a little dark for you.

Well, go ahead.

It'll be easy.

Like breaking a toothpick.

Show me.

I knew you couldn't do it.

Even when you have nothing to lose.

You're weak.

And I've outgrown you.

Those were short-range missiles.

Land-based.

That way is our best bet.

You want to go toward

the people that tried to kill us?

- If it means land, yes.

- Do you expect us to swim there?

I expect you to trust me.

What a trooper.

I'm so proud of you.

Thanks, Mom.

I think your father is in trouble.

If you haven't noticed,

we're not doing so hot either.

I'm going to look for him.

And that means you're in charge

until I get back, Violet.

- What?

- You heard her.

Put these on. Your identity

is your most valuable possession.

Protect it.

And if anything goes wrong,

use your powers.

- But you said never to use...

- I know what I said!

Remember the bad guys on those shows

you used to watch on Saturday mornings?

Well, these guys

are not like those guys.

They won't exercise restraint

because you're children.

They will kill you

if they get the chance.

Do not give them that chance.

- Mom?

- Vi, I'm counting on you.

- There's...

- I'm counting on you. Be strong.

Dash, if anything goes wrong,