触不可及 Intouchables(2011)【完整台词】

Red stains on a white background

are moving?

How much for this thing?

I think it's 30000 euros.

I can check if you want.

You'd better check indeed.

It sounds exaggerated.

You're not gonna pay 30000 euros

for this piece of crap!

- Unbelievable.

- You'd better believe it.

This dude nosebled on a white

board and asks 30000 euros for it?

Tell me Driss, why do you think

people are interested in art?

- I don't know, it's a business.

- No.

That's because it's the only thing

one leaves behind.

That's bullshit. For 50 bucks and a stop at a hardware

store, I can leave something behind as well.

I can even add extra blue

for free if you wan

Stop talking nonsense.

Give me a M&M's.

No.

Give me a M&M's.

No feet, No sweets.

Hey, I'm joking.

It's a joke!

- Oh it's a joke!

- Well yeah!

- A joke...

- A good one, right?

Really funny.

It's a classic.

No feet, No sweets.

Give me one.

- It's so good!

- Cool it.

Oh come on!

No legs, Philippe.

I'll say it again for the tight-ass chick.

Too bad there's no audience.

Sorry, I was wrong about the price.

- Sounds right.

- Yes.

It's 41.500 euros.

I'll take it.

Really.

Hi, Philippe.

How are you doing?

You summoned me, I'm here.

I'm listening.

What's so important?

I didn't 'summon' you...

Can't you guess?

Who is this guy?

Everybody's worried.

Yvonne told me he's unstable,

brutal.

He hit a neighbour.

Philippe, you know better than

me you have to be careful.

You can't let anybody come

at your place.

Especially given your condition...

In this case...

I'm not quite sure you know

who you're dealing with.

Go on...

I have contacts in the police.

He's not Al Capone, but...

he's not mother Theresa either.

He's just out of prison.

If at least he was qualified...

but I hear he sucks.

Be careful. You know guy from

the suburbs have no mercy.

That's it.

That's what I want.

No mercy. [=No pity in french]

He often hands me the phone,

you know why? He just forgets.

So you're right. He doesn't really

feel any empathy for me.

But he's tall, strong, healthy,

and not as dumb as you think.

So for now, given my 'condition'

like you say...

I don't give a damn about where

he comes from and what he's done.

As you want.

That's all you wanted to say?

Hey, Magalie.

- Do you have a minute?

- No, not really.

I just want to show you

something really fast.

- What is it?

- Don't freak out, you'll see.

- One minute, that's it.

- Deal.

- So?

- So I have a bathtub.

See.

- Really fascinating...

- Yeah.

- So what?

- I was thinking...

we could take a bath.

It's big. There's enough room.

I have bath salts, shower gel...

Alright.

Why not, after all?

Exactly. Why not.

Go ahead.

- Start undressing.

- Oh you're gonna play it naughty.

I like that.

I'm taking off my clothes.

No problem.

What?

Where are you going?

You agreed!

We don't even have to use the salts.

What are you looking at?

I'm always anxious in the morning,

when the mail arrives.

As Apollinaire once said...

Quote...

'I'm desperate when I don't hear from you...

Wait.

I'm lost, you're going too fast.

I was at: "As Apollinaire once said... ".

Quote 'I'm desperate when I don't hear from you...

You might not get it, but this

is an intimate time.

- Nope, I don't get it.

- Give it back.

I'll shut it down if you explain.

There's nothing to explain.

He's sending letters.

Letters?

- To whom?

- To women, usually.

Tell me, who is it?

There's one in particular.

Eleonore.

Who is Eleonore?

I've never seen her.

How come?

That's how epistolary relationships work.

It means they write letters

they only communicate by mail.

I'm not stupid, I got it.

Are those the blue letters?

What a seducer.

He's 'epistoling' like a boss

What about you?

Isn't there someone?

Even Albert, the gardener?

- Not at all.

- Come on, I noticed.

He always has a smile for you.

Am I right?

- Am I right or not?

- Stop it now. It's ridiculous.

So did he get some or what?

- What are you talking about?

- Did he plant his own cucumber?

What?

- I can't believe you...

- Albert, Albert...

- Soon.

- No!

Soon, trust me.

Fuck.

Hello...

Are you ok?