触不可及 Intouchables(2011)【完整台词】

He has a problem.

A big one.

Shush yourself.

He's a tree...

A singing tree.

In german?

Stop shushing me!

It's in german anyway.

As if it wasn't enough.

You're crazy.

Oh man.

- How long does it last?

- Four hours.

Fuck.

You looked damn fine in the old times.

Which one?

This one.

There's also this one...

I like it a lot.

The chair is not obvious.

But you can see something is going on,

and you look really good.

- Are we doing this?

- I don't know.

Didn't you have a blast on the phone?

I did.

Is that all?

- I had a fucking blast.

- So?

So we're sending this goddamn picture.

That's what I'm talking about.

Let's do it!

Give me a cigarette.

Don't you ever knock?

Are you painting?

- Yes, get out!

- You're kidding me.

Ha ha, painting. Did you learn how to

read as well?

I told you to get out of here!

Or what? You'll beat me? Is that

how women are treated in your country?

You're out of your mind.

Fuck off!

- I'll leave when I want.

- Right!

- See, I'm deciding to leave now.

- Leave!

God damn it.

Replace this picture with

the other one.

Please post it yourself,

and be discreet.

As you want.

Now throw the other picture in the thrash.

I'm loosing it.

She's driving me crazy.

- What's wrong?

- Your daughter is.

- I was painting...

- You were... what?

Yes, whatever. I wanted to tell you...

She needs to cool it...

otherwise I will slap her.

- Alright, cool it a little.

- No, I'm not cooling anything!

Am I not your arms and your legs?

Yes.

Well I want to be your hands too.

So she can get what she deserves.

Since you can't really do anything

besides driving your chair over her.

Driss, don't you think you're exaggerating.

Yvonne.

Yvonne...

Well...

She might need a light admonition.

A light one?

She's 16, dressing and painting

her face outrageously.

She's also making out with the

annoying dude all over the house.

But that's none of my business.

It's her education.

What I have a problem with is

how she despises everyone.

How she talks to me. To you!

What are we? Slaves?

So if you let me, I'll give her

a lesson right now.

Alright, I get it. Let me take care of it.

Then take care of it.

Fast.

I'm gonna break something...

He's painting? What is he painting?

I have no idea.

Get up, Philippe.

Fits you like a charm.

Right.

You need to respect the people working for me.

It's unacceptable. Do you understand?

I think she doesn't. Toughen up.

By the way I don't want to see this

dude here anymore.

- God I get it! Leave me alone.

- I won't leave you alone.

Do I need to drive my chair

over you to make you obey me?

That's it. We're getting there.

- You did that?

- Yeah.

I love it.

I'm not saying I would hang it

at my place...

but it's...

How much do you think we'll get from it?

We'll see.

We'll see more or less?

It's...

- What the hell?

- What?

- I wasn't gonna use the tongue.

- You're retarded.

Can't you go faster?

I can't run in these conditions.

- I'm at the maximum.

- The maximum... it's way too slow.

I can do 9 miles per hour.

Is 9 miles/hour ok?

Is it the best he can do?

Can't we get more?

- It's the maximum.

- It'll do.

Oh yeah...

No, no.

Stick to the ear.

There.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Hi Yvonne.

No he can't hear me.

Yvonne, trust me.

Ok.

We'll be home at 8:30.

Yes, we'll be on time Yvonne.

- What's up? She's freaking out?

- Yeah.

It's your surprise birthday again.

It's half an hour earlier.

She's all stressed out every year.

She's inviting all my family, every

year it's exactly the same deal.

They're mostly coming to see if

I'm still alive.

Just checking.

And I pretend to be surprised.

Everyone's doing their best.

But in the end we're all really bored.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Would you mind changing seats?

I called this one.

I would mind indeed.

Oh believe me you'll do it

Come on! Just shift to the left.

There.

Very nice of you.

The suit makes you look like another man.

It looks good.

You look like Barack Obama.

Really?

She has the hots for me.

Barack Obama.

How cool is that.

It's a bit like someone called you...

Mitt Romney for instance.

Raffarin.