钢铁侠 Iron Man (2008)【完整台词】

Abandon ship!

Does the Hindenburg ring any bells?

Let me show you the new
Stark Industries business plan!

Look, that's a weapons company
that doesn't make weapons!

Pepper. How big are your hands?

- What?
- How big are your hands?

- I don't understand why...
- Get down here. I need you.

Hey.

Let's see them. Show me your hands.

Let's see them.

Wow. They are small.
Very petite, indeed.

I just need your help for a sec.

My God, is that the thing
that's keeping you alive?

It was. It is now an antique.

This is what will be keeping me alive
for the foreseeable future.

I'm swapping it up for an upgraded unit,
and I just ran into a little speed bump.

- Speed bump, what does that mean?
- It's nothing. It's just a little snag.

There's an exposed wire
under this device.

And it's contacting the socket wall
and causing a little bit of a short.

It's fine.

- What do you want me to do?
- Put that on the table over there.

- That is irrelevant.
- My God!

I want you to reach in, and you're just
gonna gently lift the wire out.

- Is it safe?
- Yeah, it should be fine.

It's like Operation.
You just don't let it touch

the socket wall or it goes "beep."

- What do you mean, "Operation"?
- It's just a game, never mind.

- Just gently lift the wire. Okay? Great.
- Okay.

You know, I don't think
that I'm qualified to do this.

No, you're fine.
You're the most capable, qualified,

trustworthy person I've ever met.
You're gonna do great.

Is it too much of a problem to ask?
'Cause I'm...

- Okay, okay.
- I really need your help here.

Okay.

There's pus!

It's not pus. It's an inorganic
plasmic discharge from the device,

- not from my body.
- It smells!

Yeah, it does.

The copper wire.
The copper wire, you got it?

- Okay, I got it! I got it!
- Okay, you got it?

Now, don't let it touch the sides
when you're coming out!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

That's what
I was trying to tell you before.

Okay, now make sure
that when you pull it out, you don't...

There's a magnet at the end of it!
That was it. You just pulled it out.

- God!
- Okay, I was not expecting...

- Don't put it back in! Don't put it back in!
- Okay, what do I do?

What's wrong?

Nothing,
I'm just going into cardiac arrest

'cause you yanked it out like a trout...

- What? You said it was safe!
- We gotta hurry. Take this. Take this.

- You gotta switch it out really quick.
- Okay. Okay.

- Tony? It's going to be okay.
- What?

- Is it?
- It's gonna be okay.

- I'm gonna make this okay.
- Let's hope.

Okay, you're gonna attach that
to the base plate. Make sure you...

Was that so hard? That was fun, right?
Here, I got it. I got it. Here.

Nice.

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I feel great.

You Okay?

Don't ever, ever, ever,

ever ask me to do
anything like that ever again.

I don't have anyone but you.

Anyway...

- What do you want me to do with this?
- That?

Destroy it.

Incinerate it.

You don't want to keep it?

Pepper, I've been called many things.
"Nostalgic" is not one of them.

- Will that be all, Mr Stark?
- That will be all, Miss Potts.

Hey, Butterfingers, come here.

What's all this stuff
doing on top of my desk?

That's my phone,
that's a picture of me and my dad.

Right there. In the garbage.
All that stuff.

The future of air combat.
Is it manned or unmanned?

I'll tell you, in my experience,

no unmanned aerial vehicle
will ever trump a pilot's instinct,

his insight,

that ability to look
into a situation beyond the obvious

and discern its outcome,
or a pilot's judgement.

Colonel?
Why not a pilot without the plane?

Look who fell out of the sky.
Mr Tony Stark.

- Hello, sir.
- Speaking of manned or unmanned,

you gotta get him to tell you
about the time he guessed wrong

at spring break.
Just remember that, spring break, 1987.

- That lovely lady you woke up with.
- Don't do that!

- What was his name?
- Don't do that.

- Was it Ivan?
- Don't do that.

They'll believe it. Don't do that.

- Okay.
- Don't do that.

- Pleasure meeting you.
- Give us a couple minutes, you guys.

- I'm surprised.
- Why?

I swear, I didn't expect to see you
walking around so soon.

I'm doing a little better than walking.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Rhodey, I'm working on something big.

I came to talk to you.
I want you to be a part of it.

You're about to make a whole
lot of people around here real happy,

'cause that little stunt
at the press conference,

that was a doozy.

This is not for the military. I'm not...
It's different.

What? You're a humanitarian now
or something?

- I need you to listen to me.
- No.

What you need is time
to get your mind right.

- I'm serious.
- Okay.

It's nice seeing you, Tony.

Thanks.

- Jarvis, you up?
- For you, sir, always.

I'd like to open a new project file,
index as Mark ll.

Shall I store this on
the Stark Industries Central Database?

Actually, I don't know
who to trust right now.

Till further notice, why don't we just
keep everything on my private server?

Working on a secret project,
are we, sir?

I don't want this winding up
in the wrong hands.

Maybe in mine,
it can actually do some good.

Next. Up.

Not in the boot, Dummy. Right here.
You got me?

Stay put. Nice.

You're of no benefit at all.
Move down to the toe. I got this.

Okay, I'm sorry, am I in your way?

Up.

Screw it. Don't even move.

You are a tragedy.

Okay, let's do this right.

Start mark, half a metre,
and back and centre.

Dummy, look alive.
You're on standby for fire safety.

You, roll it.

Okay. Activate hand controls.

We're gonna start off nice and easy.

We're gonna see if
10% thrust capacity achieves lift.

And three,

two,

ODE.

Up two. All right, set that.

I've been buzzing you.
Did you hear the intercom?

Yeah, everything's... What?

- Obadiah's upstairs.
- Great!

- What would you like me to tell him?
- Great. I'll be right up.

Okay.

I thought you said
you were done making weapons.

It is.

This is a flight stabiliser.
It's completely harmless.

I didn't expect that.

How'd it go?

It went that bad?

Just because I brought pizza
back from New York

- doesn't mean it went bad.
- Sure doesn't. Boy.

It would have gone better
if you were there.

You told me to lay low.
That's what I've been doing.

- I lay low, and you take care of all...
- Hey, come on. In public. The press.

- This was a board of directors meeting.
- This was a board of directors meeting?

The board is claiming
you have post traumatic stress.

They're filing an injunction.

- A what?
- They want to lock you out.

Why, 'cause the stocks
dipped 40 points?

We knew that was gonna happen.

- Fifty-six and a half.
- It doesn't matter.

We own the controlling interest
in the company.

Tony, the board has rights, too.

They're making the case
that you and your new direction

- isn't in the company's best interest.
- I'm being responsible!

That's a new direction for me,
for the company.

I mean, me on the company's behalf
being responsible for the way that...

This is great.

- Come on. Tony. Tony.
- I'll be in the shop.

Hey, hey! Hey, Tony. Listen.

I'm trying to turn this thing around,
but you gotta give me something.

Something to pitch them.

Let me have the engineers analyse that.
You know, draw up some specs.

- No. No, absolutely not.
- It'll give me a bone to throw the boys

- in New York!
- This one stays with me.

- That's it, Obie. Forget it.
- All right, well, this stays with me, then.

Go on, here, you can have a piece.

- Take two.
- Thank you.

You mind if I come down there
and see what you're doing?

Good night, Obie.

Day 11, test 37, configuration 2.0.
For lack of a better option,

Dummy is still on fire safety.
If you douse me again,

and I'm not on fire,
I'm donating you to a city college.

All right, nice and easy.