功夫熊猫 Kung Fu Panda (2008)【完整台词】
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What's going on?
Where?
What are you pointing?
OK. Sorry.
I just wanted to see
who the Dragon Warrior was.
How interesting.
Master, are you pointing at me?
??Him.
??Who?
??You.
??Me?
The universe has brought us
the Dragon Warrior!
??What?
??What?!
??What?!
??What?!
Stop, wait! Who told you to?
Master Oogway, wait.
That flabby panda can't possibly be
the answer to our problem.
You were about to point at Tigress
and that thing fell in front of her!
That was just an accident!
There are no accidents.
Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.
No. If the panda
has not quit by morning
then I will have failed you.
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
I bring a message...
...from Master Shifu.
What?!
"Double the guard?!"
"Extra precautions?!"
"Your prison may not be adequate?!"
You doubt my prison security?!
Absolutely not.
Shifu does. I'm just the messenger.
I'll give you a message
for your Master Shifu.
Escape from Ohorh-Gom prison
is impossible!
Lmpressive, isn't it?
It's very impressive.
It's very impressive.
One way in, one way out.
One thousand guards and one prisoner.
Yes, except that prisoner...
...is Tai Lung.
Take us down.
What are you doing?
Oh, my.
Behold Tai Lung.
I'm just gonna wait right here.
It's nothing to worry about.
It's perfectly safe.
Orossbows! At the ready!
Orossbows?
Hey, tough guy, did you hear?
Oogway's giving someone the Dragon
Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.
Don't get him mad.
What's he gonna do about it?
I've got him completely immobilized.
Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail?
I'm good. I've seen enough.
I'll tell Shifu he
has nothing to worry about.
No, he doesn't.
I'll tell him that.
Oan we please go now?
Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
Wait a second!
I think there's been a slight mistake.
Everyone seems to think that I'm...
The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way!
Look at this place.
Master Flying Rhino's armor,
with authentic battle damage!
The Sword of Heroes!
Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself
just by looking.
The Invisible Trident of Destiny!
I've only seen paintings
of that painting.
No!
The legendary Urn
of Whispering Warriors.
Said to contain the souls
of the entire Tenshu Army.
Hello.
Have you finished sight-seeing?
Sorry, I should have come to you first.
My patience is wearing thin.
Well, I mean, it's not like you
were going anywhere.
??Would you turn around?
??Sure.
How's it going?
How do you get 5,000...
Master Shifu!
Someone... broke that.
But I'll fix it. Do you have some...
...glue?
A splinter.
So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior?
??I guess so.
??Wrong!
You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will
never be the Dragon Warrior until...
...you have learned the secret
of the Dragon Scroll.
So, how does this work?
Do you have a ladder,
or a trampoline, or?
You think it's that easy?
That I'll just hand you the secret
??to limitless power?
??No, I...
One must first master
the highest level of kung fu.
And that is impossible
if that one is someone like you.
Someone like me?
Yes, look at you!
This fat butt! Flabby arms!
Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.
And this ridiculous belly.
And utter disregard
for personal hygiene.
Now, wait a minute.
That's uncalled for.
Don't stand that close.
I can smell your breath.
Listen, Oogway said I was...
The Wuxi Finger Hold.
Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!
Oh, you know this hold?
Developed by Master Wuxi
in the Third Dynasty.
Then you know what happens
when I flex my pinky.
??No, no!
??You know the hardest part of this?
The hardest part is cleaning up
afterwards.
OK, OK, take it easy.
Now listen closely, panda.
Oogway may have picked you,
but when I'm through with you,
I promise you, you're going to wish
he hadn't! Are we clear?
Yeah, we're clear. We're so clear.
Good.
I can't wait to get started.
??Let's begin.
??Wait, wait, wait.
What?
??Now?
??Yes, now.
Unless the great Oogway was wrong
and you are not the Dragon Warrior.
Oh, OK, well...
I don't know
if I can do all of those moves.
Well, if we don't try,
we'll never know, will we?
Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find
something more suited to my level.
What level is that?
Well, I'm not a master, but...
...let's just start at zero. Level zero.
No. There is no such thing
as level zero.
??Maybe I can start with that.
??That?
We use that for training children and
propping the door open when it's hot.
But if you insist...
The Furious Five!
You're bigger than your action figures.
Except, you, Mantis. You're the same.
Go ahead, panda.
Show us what you can do.
Are they gonna watch, or should I wait
till they get back to work?
Hit it.
OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate.
So I'm still digesting.
So my kung fu might not be
as good as... later on.
Just hit it.
All right.
What you got? You got nothing,
'cause I got it right here.
You picking on my friends?
Get ready to feel thunder.
I'm coming at you with crazy feet.
come on. I'm a blur.
You've never seen bear style.
You've only seen praying mantis.
Or monkey style.
Or I could come at you snickety-snake.
Would you hit it!
All right. All right.
Why don't you try again?
A little harder.
How's that?
That hurts.
This will be easier than I thought.
I'm feeling a little nauseous!
Those are hard!
My tenders.
How did I do?
There is now a level zero.
??There's no words.
??No denying that.
??There's no words.
??No denying that.
What was Master Oogway thinking?
The poor guy's gonna get himself killed.
He is so mighty!
The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky
on a ball of fire!
When he walks, the very ground shakes!
One would think Master Oogway would
choose someone who knew kung fu.
Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
Or even see his toes.
OK.
Great.
Hi. You're up.
I am now.
I was just...
Some day, huh?
That kung fu stuff is hard work, right?
Are your biceps sore?
I've had a long
and rather disappointing day, so...
Yeah, I should probably
get to sleep now.
??Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
??OK, thanks.
It's just...
Man, I'm such a big fan!
You guys were amazing
at the Battle of Weeping River.
Outnumbered a thousand to one,
but you didn't stop. You just...
Sorry about that.
Where?
What are you pointing?
OK. Sorry.
I just wanted to see
who the Dragon Warrior was.
How interesting.
Master, are you pointing at me?
??Him.
??Who?
??You.
??Me?
The universe has brought us
the Dragon Warrior!
??What?
??What?!
??What?!
??What?!
Stop, wait! Who told you to?
Master Oogway, wait.
That flabby panda can't possibly be
the answer to our problem.
You were about to point at Tigress
and that thing fell in front of her!
That was just an accident!
There are no accidents.
Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.
No. If the panda
has not quit by morning
then I will have failed you.
Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
I bring a message...
...from Master Shifu.
What?!
"Double the guard?!"
"Extra precautions?!"
"Your prison may not be adequate?!"
You doubt my prison security?!
Absolutely not.
Shifu does. I'm just the messenger.
I'll give you a message
for your Master Shifu.
Escape from Ohorh-Gom prison
is impossible!
Lmpressive, isn't it?
It's very impressive.
It's very impressive.
One way in, one way out.
One thousand guards and one prisoner.
Yes, except that prisoner...
...is Tai Lung.
Take us down.
What are you doing?
Oh, my.
Behold Tai Lung.
I'm just gonna wait right here.
It's nothing to worry about.
It's perfectly safe.
Orossbows! At the ready!
Orossbows?
Hey, tough guy, did you hear?
Oogway's giving someone the Dragon
Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.
Don't get him mad.
What's he gonna do about it?
I've got him completely immobilized.
Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail?
I'm good. I've seen enough.
I'll tell Shifu he
has nothing to worry about.
No, he doesn't.
I'll tell him that.
Oan we please go now?
Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!
Wait a second!
I think there's been a slight mistake.
Everyone seems to think that I'm...
The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way!
Look at this place.
Master Flying Rhino's armor,
with authentic battle damage!
The Sword of Heroes!
Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself
just by looking.
The Invisible Trident of Destiny!
I've only seen paintings
of that painting.
No!
The legendary Urn
of Whispering Warriors.
Said to contain the souls
of the entire Tenshu Army.
Hello.
Have you finished sight-seeing?
Sorry, I should have come to you first.
My patience is wearing thin.
Well, I mean, it's not like you
were going anywhere.
??Would you turn around?
??Sure.
How's it going?
How do you get 5,000...
Master Shifu!
Someone... broke that.
But I'll fix it. Do you have some...
...glue?
A splinter.
So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior?
??I guess so.
??Wrong!
You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will
never be the Dragon Warrior until...
...you have learned the secret
of the Dragon Scroll.
So, how does this work?
Do you have a ladder,
or a trampoline, or?
You think it's that easy?
That I'll just hand you the secret
??to limitless power?
??No, I...
One must first master
the highest level of kung fu.
And that is impossible
if that one is someone like you.
Someone like me?
Yes, look at you!
This fat butt! Flabby arms!
Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.
And this ridiculous belly.
And utter disregard
for personal hygiene.
Now, wait a minute.
That's uncalled for.
Don't stand that close.
I can smell your breath.
Listen, Oogway said I was...
The Wuxi Finger Hold.
Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!
Oh, you know this hold?
Developed by Master Wuxi
in the Third Dynasty.
Then you know what happens
when I flex my pinky.
??No, no!
??You know the hardest part of this?
The hardest part is cleaning up
afterwards.
OK, OK, take it easy.
Now listen closely, panda.
Oogway may have picked you,
but when I'm through with you,
I promise you, you're going to wish
he hadn't! Are we clear?
Yeah, we're clear. We're so clear.
Good.
I can't wait to get started.
??Let's begin.
??Wait, wait, wait.
What?
??Now?
??Yes, now.
Unless the great Oogway was wrong
and you are not the Dragon Warrior.
Oh, OK, well...
I don't know
if I can do all of those moves.
Well, if we don't try,
we'll never know, will we?
Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find
something more suited to my level.
What level is that?
Well, I'm not a master, but...
...let's just start at zero. Level zero.
No. There is no such thing
as level zero.
??Maybe I can start with that.
??That?
We use that for training children and
propping the door open when it's hot.
But if you insist...
The Furious Five!
You're bigger than your action figures.
Except, you, Mantis. You're the same.
Go ahead, panda.
Show us what you can do.
Are they gonna watch, or should I wait
till they get back to work?
Hit it.
OK, yeah. I mean, I just ate.
So I'm still digesting.
So my kung fu might not be
as good as... later on.
Just hit it.
All right.
What you got? You got nothing,
'cause I got it right here.
You picking on my friends?
Get ready to feel thunder.
I'm coming at you with crazy feet.
come on. I'm a blur.
You've never seen bear style.
You've only seen praying mantis.
Or monkey style.
Or I could come at you snickety-snake.
Would you hit it!
All right. All right.
Why don't you try again?
A little harder.
How's that?
That hurts.
This will be easier than I thought.
I'm feeling a little nauseous!
Those are hard!
My tenders.
How did I do?
There is now a level zero.
??There's no words.
??No denying that.
??There's no words.
??No denying that.
What was Master Oogway thinking?
The poor guy's gonna get himself killed.
He is so mighty!
The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky
on a ball of fire!
When he walks, the very ground shakes!
One would think Master Oogway would
choose someone who knew kung fu.
Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
Or even see his toes.
OK.
Great.
Hi. You're up.
I am now.
I was just...
Some day, huh?
That kung fu stuff is hard work, right?
Are your biceps sore?
I've had a long
and rather disappointing day, so...
Yeah, I should probably
get to sleep now.
??Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
??OK, thanks.
It's just...
Man, I'm such a big fan!
You guys were amazing
at the Battle of Weeping River.
Outnumbered a thousand to one,
but you didn't stop. You just...
Sorry about that.
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