[ Monster roaring,
people screaming ]
I don't believe this!
Are you kidding me?
High school's pathetic enough
without this nonsense.
How the hell did I get here?
[ Doorbell ringing ]
Check it out,
Josh krueger! Guess what?
Your name was chosen
out of 500,000 entries.
You and your entire
senior class are going to party with Carmen Electra
on your own private island,
courtesy of mtv.
- Whoa, whoa, wait--
- no way! No way! We won the mtv contest!
[ Hysterical screaming ]
Scammed by own little sister
on live TV.
Entered me without even asking.
- She was dead.
- [ Screaming hysterically ]
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
A shout-out to my girls Sandy, Patty, and Sue,
and all the hot guys
in the club,
and Justin Timberlake,
if you're watching.
I'm gonna kill you.
[ Screaming ]
[ ♪ ]
♪ Look at how fast
the young man grows up ♪
♪ nose up
ahead of the other ones... ♪
Let me just say this,
winning some massive
mtv contest
was the last thing I needed.
My girlfriend
had recently dumped me,
and I was in no shape
to be shipped off
to some island
in the middle of nowhere
to hang with Carmen Electra.
My class was psyched.
For them, this was
the ultimate school trip.
I just wanted to hurl myself
into the sea.
[ Whooping ]
The pack, pop music,
the whole party thing?
I was never really into it.
Add in,
my ex was along for the ride.
I don't think my life
could suck any worse.
Look, don't get me wrong.
It's not that I'm against
having a good time.
I just don't like being told
how and when to do it.
Now, thanks to my scheming
little sister,
I was hosting the kind of party
I would never even
be invited to.
I had no idea
how I was going to survive
all this joyful exuberance.
At least I had
my best friends with me
to keep me from losing my mind.
There's nothing I like better
than vacationing
with every jackass
who's ever tortured me.
I can't believe my stupid sister
would do this to me.
[ Giggling ]
It's just business, Josh.
Jen really wanted to win this.
You've got to respect
initiative like that.
You're blinded by lust, Andy.
Hitler had initiative.
The Republicans
have initiative.
Martha Stewart.
Right.
Yeah.
It's what you're initiating
that counts.
Remember that.
A blind man could see it--
my sister's the devil.
Send me to hell.
Yeah, and then you
totally run up to her,
and, oh, my god...
[ Fake giggling ]
Having a good time?
Ooh, bitter,
dark, sad joshy.
Fun bad. People bad.
Why don't you
try to relax?
Where'd you get the balls
to enter me in this
totally disgusting display
of corporate self-promotion?
Were you high?
I entered everyone I knew
over 18.
Who would complain but you?
This is my senior class.
You're a junior.
What the hell?
Principal havey loves me.
He put me on the vip list.
Don't you have any shame?
Don't you?
Sitting up in your room
brooding over maddy.
When are you gonna get over it?
This is your
senior year, Josh.
This is supposed to be
the good times.
Maybe even the best times.
Hit me on the head
and stuff me
in the crawl space
if these
are the best times.
Okay, forget
that this would be fun
for 99%
of the rest of the world,
and forget about how
all those people you hate
now think you're a hero
for winning this,
and consider...
Maddy.
This may be your
perfect chance--
maybe your only chance--
to win her back.
Yup. Maddy got herself
a brand new
action-hero boyfriend.
She thinks she's found someone
just as idealistic as she is.
I guess I just never
saw the point
in doing all the stuff
she wanted me to do.
I just wanted to be with her.
The circus closes this weekend.
You know how they treat
those animals.
We have to protest.
Can't I just write
a scathing letter?
You know what?
Forget it.
I need to be with someone
who's going to get off his ass
and do something
about the things he believes in,
not just sit around his house
spewing complaints.
You used to think my spew
was funny.
You are funny...
But it gets old.
Okay, tough crowd.
Must get new material.
Broader, more
physical stuff.
See, that...Wasn't funny.
Just take me home.
Oh.
So I blew it,
and now she's with a guy
who thinks he's the next
president of the United States.
You know, as the next
generation of leaders,
we have
a responsibility.
Check this...
The estimated
rate of extinction
of plant
and animal species
in rainforest ecosystems
such as these
is in excess of 50,000
every year.
Hey, what's up,
party monster?
Are you okay?
You look
a little pale.
And we're losing roughly
140 species every day.
We really need to protect
what's left of our rainforests
and get the logging companies
out of there.
That's my girl.
Huh?
Hey, you know how every time
there's a party like this,
there's always
that one idiot
who gets
a little too crazy
and ruins it
for everybody else?
I love being that idiot...
Monkey.
[ Monkey noises]
[ Clucking ]
Cut it out, man.
Remind me again
why we keep
company with him.
Fourth grade.
He took on
Jimmy Cushing, Eric King,
and both
their older brothers
while they were
kicking our asses.
[ Raving ]
He sprayed silly string
in their eyes and got his ass kicked, too.
It's the thought
that counts.
This is so cool.
I can't believe
I'm finally a v.J.
You're on a test deal.
Choke out here once, newbie,
and you're back to making coffee
and picking up dry-cleaning.
I'm not worried.
It's going to be a great gig.
Whatever.
I can't wait to get back
to trl in New York.
Oh, trl.
New York.
You think you can put in
the good word for me?
You got any money?
Oh, yeah.
Candy for monkey.
You know,
you wouldn't believe
the toxic waste
they put in this.
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