1/2的魔法 Onward (2020)【完整台词】

Long ago,
the world was full of wonder.

It was adventurous...

exciting...

and best of all...

there was magic.

Boombastia!

And that magic
helped all in need.

Flame Infernar!

Voltar Thundasir!

But it wasn't
easy to master.

And so the world found
a simpler way to get by.
I call it the light bulb.

'Tis so easy.

Huh.

Over time...

...magic faded away.

But I hope...

...there's a little
magic left...

in you.

All right.

We're gonna get
Warrior Z90 fit.

Let me hear you say,
"I'm a mighty warrior."

I'm a mighty warrior.

Morning, Mom.

Oh! Blazey, down!
Bad dragon!
Back to your lair.

Happy birthday,
Mr. Adult Man.

No, Mom.

Hey, buddy. Don't wipe off
my kisses.

What?

You're wearing
your dad's sweatshirt.

Oh. You know.
Finally fits.

Aw, my little chubby cheeks
is all grown up!

Okay, okay. Mom, I gotta eat
something before school.

Ah, we don't have
much food.

I still have to go
to the grocery store.

Ah, hands off, mister.

Those are
for your party tonight.

It's not a party, Mom.
It's just us.

You could invite those kids
from your science class.

You said they seem
pretty rockin'.

I'm, uh, pretty sure
I didn't say it like that.

And besides,
I don't even know them.

Well, your birthday's a day
to try new things.

Be the new you.

Speaking of
trying new things,

did you sign up
for driving practice?

No!
No.

I know you're a little scared to
drive, sweetie pie, but...

I'm not scared, Mom.
I'm gonna move Barley's game.

Okay, but you know
how he gets when someone

touches that board.

Well, he's gotta learn
how to clean up his toys.

Halt!

Doth my brother dare disrupt
an active campaign?

Oh, come on!

You know, Ian,

in the days of old,
a boy of 16

would have
his strength tested

in the Swamps of Despair.

I'm not testing anything.
Just let me go.

Let him go.

Okay.

But I know you're
stronger than that.

There's a mighty warrior
inside of you.

You just have to
let him out.

Right, Mom?

Oh, that's good.

Barley! You stink!

When was the last time
you showered?

If you tried a little
harder, you actually could

probably wiggle out of this.

See? Mom knows how
to let out her inner warrior.

Thank you.

Now, take out
the trash.

Stay on the
lookout for a runaway griffin.

Ah, Officer Bronco.

Barley, Barley, Barley.

Every time the city tries
to tear down

an old piece of rubble,

I gotta drag my rear end
out here and deal with you.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Oh, really?

I will not let you
tear down this fountain.

Ancient warriors
on grand quests

drank from its
flowing water.

Barley.

They're destroying
the town's past.

Ugh. Well,
come on in.

Rest your haunches
for a minute.

Thank you, hon.

Ugh.

Hey there,
birthday boy.

So, ya workin' hard
or hardly workin'?

I'm just, you know,
making toast.

I'm serious, Barley,

you need to start thinking
less about the past

and more about
your future.

Ah, she's right.

You can't spend all day
playing your board game.

Quests of Yore
isn't just a board game.

It's a historically-based
role-playing scenario.

Did you know,
in the old days,

centaurs could run
70 miles an hour?

I own a vehicle.
Don't need to run.

Well, Ian,
you could definitely

learn a lot
from Quests of Yore.

- You wanna play?
- I don't.

You could be
a crafty rogue or...

Ooh! I know!
You can be a wizard.

I shall cast a spell
on thee!

Hey! Careful of
Dad's sweatshirt!

I don't even remember Dad
wearing that sweatshirt.

Well, you do only have,
like, two memories of him.

No, I've got three.

I remember
his beard was scratchy,

he had a goofy laugh,
and I used to play

- drums on his feet.
- Drums on his feet. Right.

I used to go...

- Whoa!
- Five-second rule. Hah!

It's okay.
You just got to pull it.

No!

Barley!

Uh, you know...

I'm just gonna get some
food on the way to school.

I'll sew that
later tonight, okay?

Wait, wait, wait.

By the laws of yore,
I must dub thee a man today.

Kneel before me.

Oh! That's okay.
I gotta get going.

All right, well,
I'll pick you up later.

We'll perform
the ceremony at school.

Oh! No, no, no, no.

Don't do that.
Don't do that. Okay, bye!

Hey!

Go Griffins!

What?

You go to
Willowdale College?

Oh, no.
This was my dad's.

Lightfoot?
Wilden Lightfoot?

Yeah.

You're kidding.
I went to college with him.

- Really?
- Yeah.

Boy, I was so sorry to hear
that he passed away.

Yeah. Thanks.

You know, your dad was
a great guy. So confident.

When he came into a room,
people noticed.

The man wore the ugliest
purple socks every single day.

What? Why?

Hey, that's exactly
what we asked.

But he was just bold.

I always wished I had
a little bit of that in me.

Yeah. Wow. I've never heard
any of this about him before.

- What else do you remember?
- Dad!

Oh, sorry. Gotta get
this guy off to school.

Hey, it was nice
meeting you.

Yeah. You, too.

Huh.

Bold.

Okay, class.
Sit down. We're starting roll.

Hey, uh, Gorgamon. Um...

Would you mind not putting
your feet on my chair today?

Sorry, dude.

Got to keep
them elevated.

Gets the blood flowing
to my brain.

It just makes it a little
hard for me to fit in there.

Well, if I don't have
good blood flow,

I can't concentrate
on my schoolwork.

You don't want me to do bad
in school, do you?

Uh...

No.

Thanks, bro.

First road test.

Any volunteers?

A left here.

Now, take this on-ramp
for the freeway.

Okay, yeah. I'm, uh,
super ready for that.

Uh...