穿靴子的猫 Puss in Boots (2011)【完整台词】
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- You tricked me!
- I had to! You left me no choice!
Mama...
Pequeño.
Watch out!
Oh, no.
Puss. I can't get up.
Puss! Help me. I can't get up!
Freeze!
Puss, save me!
Save yourself.
We got you.
I lost everything
I cared about that day.
My brother.
My honor.
My home.
All I thought about was the
disappointment in my mama's eyes.
And I have been running ever since.
The egg betrayed me.
His lies cost me everything.
- Hey!
- I'm awake!
You think I don't want to fix the past?
I can't get down.
Listen. A day... A day doesn't go by
when I don't think about what I lost.
I lost my best friend.
My only friend.
And I get it now. I got greedy
and desperate and I let you down.
I let myself down.
All I'm asking for, Puss,
is a second chance.
Give me that second chance
and I'll help you pay back San Ricardo.
Please, Puss.
Let me show you
what our friendship meant to me.
- I will do it.
- That's great.
I will do this for my mother
and for San Ricardo... not for you.
We are not partners
and we are not friends.
OK. I promise this time,
I will not let you down.
Yes!
I think we got our Bean Club back.
Humpty's plan better work.
Listen, you just need to worry about
your part. Don't screw it up.
- What?
- Again with the mask?
I don't need style advice
from Mr. Dusty Boots.
Come on, Puss. Now!
Our biological clocks
are tickin', darlin'.
- You gotta look at the big picture.
- What's your problem?
Listen.
I put a lot of work into my body.
I look good, and I am not
just gonna throw that away.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- What?
- We're gonna start small.
- Look.
Let's just pretend you have a baby.
Excellent.
I don't have time to be at home
with no diapers and baby socks.
You don't have to, Jill.
I'll be the stay-at-home dad.
We got ten hungry piggies,
there in the back.
You can practice on them.
Just pull over, feed them.
- That little Hamhock's my favorite.
- You've got to hurry up.
He's a cute little bugger.
Why are you not using your claws?
Would you please just shut up!
I'm on it!
- Just use your claws!
- Be quiet.
- Your claws!
- I don't have any claws, all right?!
Was that Hamhock?
There, there.
Sleepy, sleepy, big, fat piggy.
Remember when we had to pretend
we had that monkey one time...?
You babysit.
- Soft paws.
- When did we have a monkey?
Well?
...what happened last time...
You sat on it, Jack.
Hello, beans of legend.
Let's go.
Well, well, well.
Look what we have here, Jill.
You messed with our baby.
And you took my beans.
Sausage bomb!
You're gonna pay for this!
Soul-sucking cats!
Signal the egg!
Yes!
- OK.
- Ready.
- Set.
- Go!
Oh, my God!
All right, cat. Give me them beans.
Is it true
a cat always lands on its feet?
No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!
Well, let's find out.
See? I told you I wouldn't let you down!
You think this is over?
Hey, that was close!
Now!
We just got to make it to that bridge!
Hang on!
- Humpty! There is no bridge!
- Trust me.
Humpty!
We're going to die!
I hate cats.
This is war!
Giant's castle...
...here we come.
I must hand it to the egg.
This was a team effort.
Humpty still has his claws...
I mean, flaws. That was what I meant,
not claws. He's not a cat.
- Not to say there's anything wrong...
- I don't want to talk about it.
Got it.
OK, we should be close!
Keep your eyes out
for any strange cloud activity!
I am called Kitty Softpaws
because I'll steal you blind
and you'll never know I was there.
Kitty?
You are not as good as they say.
You're better.
I will respect your privacy.
OK. I'll tell you.
I was just a stray...
...but I had beautiful claws.
One day,
a really nice couple took me in.
Gave me milk every morning.
Loved me.
Maybe I scratched their curtains
or played too rough with the hamster.
I don't know why they did it.
But they took my claws.
Cat people are crazy.
Stop the coach! I think this is it!
Can you believe this, Puss?
After all these years!
Here. I want you to plant them.
That... is a strange cloud.
OK! This is it! It's happening, hurry!
This way!
Good, good.
Come on, come on, come on.
Twenty-three divided by cloud depth.
Hole! Right here.
Now place the beans.
Place the beans carefully, please.
Not on top of each other.
The magic is very delicate.
OK, good. Very good.
Now just stand back.
What's happening here?
Maybe the magic rubbed off
in your pocket?
- That's impossible.
- OK, OK. Let's not panic.
You know, I read somewhere
that plants have feelings.
So, come on...
say something nice to it.
OK.
Let me just think for a second.
Hi, little plant.
Guys?
Humpty!
- I do not see him. Do you see him?
- I don't see him anywhere.
You sound weird.
It's the thin air!
Come on in! It feels great!
The cloud, it tickles my nose.
That's because they effervesce!
Who knew?
Come on.
Gotcha!
Meow.
Hey, Puss.
What do you think? Do I shave?
Let me show you something.
Somewhere down there,
there are two little kids,
I don't know, maybe orphans,
and they're laying on a hill,
staring at the clouds,
dreaming about the future.
That was me and you, Puss.
Me and you.
Boys!
You might want to take a look at this.
The giant's castle.
OK, time to suit up.
Humpty!
I'll fit right in with the golden eggs.
Brilliant or what, huh?
Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!
What? Are you embarrassed? I'm not.
Puss, remember when everyone
was laughing at Bean Club?
And who is laughing now? We are!
Wow!
That is our target.
Hey, you don't sound
like an elf anymore.
It's because the air pressure
in here is normal.
Let's go.
So here is the plan: You two get
the golden eggs, I will fight the giant.
There's no giant to fight.
The giant's been dead for years.
- What?!
- You didn't do the reading, did you?
Jack and the Beanstalk, chapter 14,
"Giant Takes a Big Dirt Nap."
- I had to! You left me no choice!
Mama...
Pequeño.
Watch out!
Oh, no.
Puss. I can't get up.
Puss! Help me. I can't get up!
Freeze!
Puss, save me!
Save yourself.
We got you.
I lost everything
I cared about that day.
My brother.
My honor.
My home.
All I thought about was the
disappointment in my mama's eyes.
And I have been running ever since.
The egg betrayed me.
His lies cost me everything.
- Hey!
- I'm awake!
You think I don't want to fix the past?
I can't get down.
Listen. A day... A day doesn't go by
when I don't think about what I lost.
I lost my best friend.
My only friend.
And I get it now. I got greedy
and desperate and I let you down.
I let myself down.
All I'm asking for, Puss,
is a second chance.
Give me that second chance
and I'll help you pay back San Ricardo.
Please, Puss.
Let me show you
what our friendship meant to me.
- I will do it.
- That's great.
I will do this for my mother
and for San Ricardo... not for you.
We are not partners
and we are not friends.
OK. I promise this time,
I will not let you down.
Yes!
I think we got our Bean Club back.
Humpty's plan better work.
Listen, you just need to worry about
your part. Don't screw it up.
- What?
- Again with the mask?
I don't need style advice
from Mr. Dusty Boots.
Come on, Puss. Now!
Our biological clocks
are tickin', darlin'.
- You gotta look at the big picture.
- What's your problem?
Listen.
I put a lot of work into my body.
I look good, and I am not
just gonna throw that away.
- Hey, hey, hey.
- What?
- We're gonna start small.
- Look.
Let's just pretend you have a baby.
Excellent.
I don't have time to be at home
with no diapers and baby socks.
You don't have to, Jill.
I'll be the stay-at-home dad.
We got ten hungry piggies,
there in the back.
You can practice on them.
Just pull over, feed them.
- That little Hamhock's my favorite.
- You've got to hurry up.
He's a cute little bugger.
Why are you not using your claws?
Would you please just shut up!
I'm on it!
- Just use your claws!
- Be quiet.
- Your claws!
- I don't have any claws, all right?!
Was that Hamhock?
There, there.
Sleepy, sleepy, big, fat piggy.
Remember when we had to pretend
we had that monkey one time...?
You babysit.
- Soft paws.
- When did we have a monkey?
Well?
...what happened last time...
You sat on it, Jack.
Hello, beans of legend.
Let's go.
Well, well, well.
Look what we have here, Jill.
You messed with our baby.
And you took my beans.
Sausage bomb!
You're gonna pay for this!
Soul-sucking cats!
Signal the egg!
Yes!
- OK.
- Ready.
- Set.
- Go!
Oh, my God!
All right, cat. Give me them beans.
Is it true
a cat always lands on its feet?
No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!
Well, let's find out.
See? I told you I wouldn't let you down!
You think this is over?
Hey, that was close!
Now!
We just got to make it to that bridge!
Hang on!
- Humpty! There is no bridge!
- Trust me.
Humpty!
We're going to die!
I hate cats.
This is war!
Giant's castle...
...here we come.
I must hand it to the egg.
This was a team effort.
Humpty still has his claws...
I mean, flaws. That was what I meant,
not claws. He's not a cat.
- Not to say there's anything wrong...
- I don't want to talk about it.
Got it.
OK, we should be close!
Keep your eyes out
for any strange cloud activity!
I am called Kitty Softpaws
because I'll steal you blind
and you'll never know I was there.
Kitty?
You are not as good as they say.
You're better.
I will respect your privacy.
OK. I'll tell you.
I was just a stray...
...but I had beautiful claws.
One day,
a really nice couple took me in.
Gave me milk every morning.
Loved me.
Maybe I scratched their curtains
or played too rough with the hamster.
I don't know why they did it.
But they took my claws.
Cat people are crazy.
Stop the coach! I think this is it!
Can you believe this, Puss?
After all these years!
Here. I want you to plant them.
That... is a strange cloud.
OK! This is it! It's happening, hurry!
This way!
Good, good.
Come on, come on, come on.
Twenty-three divided by cloud depth.
Hole! Right here.
Now place the beans.
Place the beans carefully, please.
Not on top of each other.
The magic is very delicate.
OK, good. Very good.
Now just stand back.
What's happening here?
Maybe the magic rubbed off
in your pocket?
- That's impossible.
- OK, OK. Let's not panic.
You know, I read somewhere
that plants have feelings.
So, come on...
say something nice to it.
OK.
Let me just think for a second.
Hi, little plant.
Guys?
Humpty!
- I do not see him. Do you see him?
- I don't see him anywhere.
You sound weird.
It's the thin air!
Come on in! It feels great!
The cloud, it tickles my nose.
That's because they effervesce!
Who knew?
Come on.
Gotcha!
Meow.
Hey, Puss.
What do you think? Do I shave?
Let me show you something.
Somewhere down there,
there are two little kids,
I don't know, maybe orphans,
and they're laying on a hill,
staring at the clouds,
dreaming about the future.
That was me and you, Puss.
Me and you.
Boys!
You might want to take a look at this.
The giant's castle.
OK, time to suit up.
Humpty!
I'll fit right in with the golden eggs.
Brilliant or what, huh?
Humpty, you're not wearing underwear!
What? Are you embarrassed? I'm not.
Puss, remember when everyone
was laughing at Bean Club?
And who is laughing now? We are!
Wow!
That is our target.
Hey, you don't sound
like an elf anymore.
It's because the air pressure
in here is normal.
Let's go.
So here is the plan: You two get
the golden eggs, I will fight the giant.
There's no giant to fight.
The giant's been dead for years.
- What?!
- You didn't do the reading, did you?
Jack and the Beanstalk, chapter 14,
"Giant Takes a Big Dirt Nap."
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