里约大冒险 Rio (2011)【完整台词】

Who's a pretty bird? l'm a pretty bird.

Pretty bird, l'm a pretty bird.
l'm a pretty bird.

l was framed. They got the wrong guy.

Sorry, guys. Nothing personal.

So, what's going to happen to them?

Don't worry, we're going to find
good homes for them.

Now go home to your mama.

But l don't have a mama.

Father?

-Brother?
-Goldfish?

Can we keep him, boss?

No.

So, Marcel, what's really going to happen
to those birds?

Plucked, stuffed, eaten, who cares?

All l know is we're going to be rich.

We're gonna be rich!

Come on, come on! The game is starting!

Yes, you were very clear.
Tomorrow or the deal is off.

Of course l have both the macaws.

Yes, l will deliver them myself.

All right, you two...

you load the truck tonight.

And first thing in the morning,
we bring those birds to the airport.

You got it?

-Yeah, sure.
-All right. Heard you.

And one of you, feed Nigel.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Yes!

Nuh-uh, scissors cuts rock.

Oh, man. How come you always win?

Nice birdie.

Here you go.

Cannibal.

Okay, pull it together.
The key is not to panic.

l'm not panicking.

l wasn't talking to you,
l was talking to me.

But it's okay, because any minute now,
Linda will find us.

Great. And then she'll stick us behind
another set of bars, right?

Yeah. l mean, no.

Look, pet, cages might work for you,
but l don't want to belong to anyone.

Something seems to be lodged in my beak.

Would you mind?

l know l'm not a pretty birdie...

but l used to be quite a looker.

A star.

Lights, camera, action.

l was striking,
suave, ambitious.

Feet to beak...

so birdie-licious

Now I'm viIe, I am viIIainous,
and vicious

Oh, and malicious

l had it all
A TV show, women, too

l was tall
Over one-foot-two

Then they got a
pretty parakeet to fill my shoes

That's why l am so evil,
why l do what l do.

He was a super star

So young and vital

He's nasty

A South American ldol

He's a suspicious bird

Who said that about me?

-A very vicious bird
-l'll have you rotisseried

l'm a feathery freak
With a beak

A bird murderer

You think you're badder than me?
l never heard of ya

I'm eviI,
l'll fill your cheese balls with weevils

l poop on people
and l blame it on seagulls

lt was him.

-He's a nasty bird
-l'm invincible

-He's ghastly
-l'm un-mince-able

I'm unwashabIe, unrinseabIe

Like an abandoned school
l have no principle

All of you Brazilian birds

All 80 million birds

l'll tell you what l'm going to do

l'm going to make you

Shut up, now. Shut up!

lt's just me.

l will make you ugly...

...too.

Hey!

Sweet nightmares.

Not cool, man!

Scary, but not cool!

Hey, are you okay?

No, l am definitely not okay!

Wait. What are you doing?

Getting out of here.

Are you going to help me or what?

Actually, all the survival guides say
to sit and wait, and help will come.

No one is coming!

We are on our own and if we just sit here,
we're going to die!

Yes! Yes!

Yes!

No!

Nigel! Get out of the way!

Hold on!

Stop! Stop!
Why don't you just open the door?

Are you kidding me?

What? lt's just a standard flip slide bolt.

Come on! Let's fly!

What are you doing?

-l can't.
-What? You can't what?

l can't fly!

You couldn't tell me this before now?

lt didn't matter before now!

l hate you.

ls there anything else l need to know?

Yes, l can't fly, l pick my beak,
and once in a while l pee in the bird-bath.

Happy?

There they are!

We got to get out of here!

Just move! Move!

Wait, wait. Listen to me.

Flying may not be my thing,
but walking is.

Follow my lead. lnside leg, outside leg.

Yeah, okay, l got it.

lnside, outside, inside, outside!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

-Yes. Yes!
-Come on!

See? l'm bilingual, too!

This is great!

l'm chained to the only bird in the world
who can't fly!

Actually, there are about 40 species
of flightless birds.

-Duck!
-No, ducks can fly.

No! Duck!

Yes!

Hold on!

No!

Get out of here, you putrid poultry!

What was that?

A stick.

And that?

lt's just a rock.

Right. Yeah.

ls that a spider on my back?

Will you quit it?

lt's just a leaf. Turn around.

Leaf. Told you.

Now, come on, we need to find
a safe place to spend the night.

Safe? Safe?

We are in the jungle.

You know when people say,
"lt's a jungle out there"?

Well, l'm pretty sure
they don't mean it as a good thing.

Look, l hate to break it to you,
but this is where our kind naturally lives.

Hey, don't talk to me about nature.
I watch Animal Planet.

l know all about the food chain.

You see?
Out here, l'm just an hors d'oeuvre.

Nothing more than a feathery spring roll.

That is why we stay in the trees
and not on the ground.

After you.

No, l don't think so.

No. l would feel much more comfortable
in something man-made.

Hey, how about up there?

l can't believe
l have to drag your clumsy butt up there.

Drag me?

Watch and learn.

Blu! Just wait one...

Blu?

Who's dragging whose butt now?

Very funny.

You see? Who needs flying?

Birds. Birds need flying.

Flying is...

lt's freedom
and not having to rely on anyone.

Don't you want that?

l don't know.
lt sounds a little lonely.

Let's get some sleep.

l'm probably going to be up
for a little while.

Because l'm still on Minnesota time.

Good night.

Good night, Jewel.

Good night, Linda.

Excuse me, sir?

Have you seen my bird?

Excuse me?
Have you seen my bird?

Have you seen my bird? Blue feather.

Lady! American lady!

-Blu?
-Where?

Wow. l know where your birds are.