混乱人生 Tangled (2010)【完整台词】

She was right.
I never should have done this.

I'm so sorry, Flynn.

Eugene.

What?

My real name is Eugene Fitzherbert.

Someone might as well know.

I have magic hair
that glows when I sing.

What?

I have magic hair that glows
when I sing!

Flower gleam and glow
Let your power shine

We made it.

- Her hair glows.
- We're alive. I'm alive!

I didn't see that coming.
The hair actually glows.

- Why does her hair glow?
- Eugene!

What?

It doesn't just glow.

Why is he smiling at me?

I'll kill him. I'll kill that Rider!

We'll cut him off at the kingdom
and get back the crown. Come on!

Or...

Perhaps you want to stop
acting like wild dogs

chasing their tails
and think for a moment.

Oh, please, there's no need for that.

Well, if that's all you desire,
then be on your way.

I was going to offer you something
worth 1,000 crowns.

Would have made you
rich beyond belief,

and that wasn't even the best part.

Oh, well. C'est la vie. Enjoy your crown!

What's the best part?

It comes with revenge on Flynn Rider.

You're being strangely cryptic

as you wrap your magic hair
around my injured hand.

Sorry.

Just don't... Don't freak out.

Flower, gleam and glow

Let your power shine

Make the clock reverse

Bring back what once was mine

Heal what has been hurt

Change the Fates' design

Save what has been lost

Bring back what once was mine

What once was mine

Please don't freak out!

I'm not freaking out.
Are you freaking out?

I'm just interested in your hair
and the magical qualities it possesses.

How long has it been
doing that exactly?

Forever, I guess.

Mother says when I was a baby,
people tried to cut it.

They wanted to take it for themselves.

But once it's cut,
it turns brown and loses its power.

A gift like that, it has to be protected.

That's why Mother never let me...

That's why I never left and...

You never left that tower.

And you're still going to go back?

No! Yes.

It's complicated.

So, Eugene Fitzherbert, huh?

Ah, yeah. Well...

I'll spare you the sob story
of poor orphan Eugene Fitzherbert.

It's a little bit of a downer.

There was this book I used to read
every night to all the younger kids.

The Tales of Flynnagan Rider.

Swashbuckling rogue, richest man
alive, not bad with the ladies either.

Not that he'd ever brag about it,
of course.

Was he a thief, too?

Well, no.

He had enough money to do anything
that he wanted to do.

He could go anywhere
that he wanted to go.

And for a kid with nothing,
I don't know, I...

Just seemed like the better option.

You can't tell anyone about this, okay?

It could ruin my whole reputation.

We wouldn't want that.

A fake reputation is all a man has.

Well, I should...

I should get some more firewood.

For the record, I like Eugene Fitzherbert
much better than Flynn Rider.

Then you'd be the first. But thank you.

Well, I thought he'd never leave.

Mother?

Hello, dear.

How did you find me?

It was easy, really.

I just listened for the sound of complete
and utter betrayal and followed that.

- We're going home. Now.
- You don't understand.

I've been on this incredible journey,
and I've seen and learned so much.

I even met someone.

Yes, the wanted thief. I'm so proud.
Come on.

Mother, wait. I think...

I think he likes me.

Likes you?
Please, Rapunzel, that's demented!

This is why you never should have left

Dear, this whole romance
that you've invented

Just proves you're too naive to be here

Why would he like you?
Come on now, really

Look at you!
You think that he's impressed?

Don't be a dummy, come with Mummy

Mother...

No!

No?

Oh, I see how it is

Rapunzel knows best
Rapunzel's so mature now

Such a clever grown-up miss

Rapunzel knows best
Fine, if you're so sure now

- Go ahead, then give him this!
- How did you...

This is why he's here
Don't let him deceive you

Give it to him, watch, you'll see

I will!

Trust me, my dear
That's how fast he'll leave you

I won't say I told you so

No, Rapunzel knows best
So, if he's such a dreamboat

Go and put him to the test

Mother, wait!

If he's lying, don't come crying

Mother knows best

So, can I ask you something?

Is there any chance that I'm going to get
super strength in my hand?

Because I'm not going to lie.
That would be stupendous.

Hey, you all right?

Sorry, yes. Just lost in thought, I guess.

Here's the thing,

superhuman good looks,
I've always had them. Born with it.

But superhuman strength. Can you
imagine the possibilities of this?

Patience, boys.

All good things to those who wait.

Well, I hope you're here to apologise.

No, put me down. Stop it! No!

Let me go!

Give me him!

Stop, stop, stop!

Easy, boy. Easy! Settle down.

Easy, boy. Easy.

Easy.

That's it.

Now sit.

Sit!

- What?
- Now drop the boot.

Drop it.

You're such a good boy! Yes, you are!

You all tired from chasing this bad man
all over the place?

- Excuse me?
- Nobody appreciates you, do they?

Do they?

Oh, come on. He's a bad horse!

Oh, he's nothing but a big sweetheart.

Isn't that right...

Maximus?

You've got to be kidding me.

Look. Today is kind of
the biggest day of my life,

and the thing is,
I need you not to get him arrested.

Just for 24 hours,

and then you can chase each other
to your heart's content.

And it's also my birthday.
Just so you know.

Excuse me. Sorry.

Thank you!

It's for the lost princess.

To the boats!

Hey, Max!

What? I bought them.

Most of them.

Where are we going?

Best day of your life?
I figured you should have a decent seat.

You Okay?

I'm terrified.

Why?

I've been looking out a window
for 18 years,

dreaming about what it might feel like
when those lights rise in the sky.

What if it's not everything
that I dreamed it would be?

It will be.

And what if it is? What do I do then?

That's the good part, I guess.
You get to go find a new dream.

All those days
watching from the windows

All those years, outside looking in

All that time, never even knowing

Just how blind I've been

Now I'm here, blinking in the starlight

Now I'm here, suddenly I see

Standing here, it's, oh, so clear

I'm where I'm meant to be