立体小奇兵 The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)【完整台词】

Come right home after school today, 'cause
there's some things we need to talk about.

I love you.

I wish anything could happen
so I wouldn't have to come home today.

Hey, look, it's Dream Boy!

Who knows where tornadoes come from?

Well, when cold air mixes with hot air,
it can form a tornado,

as the hot and cold chase each other
around and around and around.

I dreamt of a story kind of like Sharkboy
and Lavagirl - Ice Girl and Dream Boy.

Her powers come from her crystal heart.

No more fairy tales.

Piranha Girl and Beluga Boy.

Plastic Boy and Metal Girl.

Barf Boy and Vomit Girl.

Does everyone hear me?
I'm a teacher, right?

Wrong. I'm an awakener.

Only I'm finding it more and more difficult
to keep my class... awake.

No recess again for you, Marissa -
too many allergies.

There are more boogers on your work
than there is work.

I'm just cold.

I'll be happy to change places with you.
It's a lot warmer back there in my spot.

But I... have to sit up front.

It's just that you're sitting
right under the vent.

- It's August and you're sneezing.
- You're gonna get me in trouble.

Max.

Are you... trying to make real friends?

Trying, like you told me to.

That's good.
Just not with my daughter, OK?

No! It wasn't like that. It's just...

Sit down, Max.

- Give me back my journal!
- Class has begun. Everyone in your seats.

- Linus took my journal!
- I did not!

Minus! I mean, Linus.

You get a minus for misconduct.
Give Max back his journal.

One more time, Linus, and we'll have to
change your name to Minus.

He ruined my dream journal!

I did not! Mr. Electric,
send him to the principal's office

and have him expelled!

You're in my class,
not the other way around!

I know everything
and you know nothing!

At the end of class, both of you
report to the principal's office!

With your parents!

Everybody down!

It's them!

I'm looking for Max.

She's hot!

Whoa!

We need your help, Max.
Come with us.

What do I have to do?

Go with us to Planet Drool.
We'll explain on the way.

We're going to Planet Drool?

It's my home planet.
Just outside our solar system.

You should know, Max - you made it up.

- I can't go with you.
- Why not?

Because you're not real.
Both of you are just a dream.

And when I open my eyes, you'll be gone.

We're still here, Max.

If you wanna stop the darkness
from destroying our worlds, come with us.

You better go with them.

OK... I'll go.

Everyone follow me
and we'll find shelter.

I can't believe I'm finally getting
to ditch this place and go to Planet Drool!

How are we getting there?

Put these on, everybody.

Blue goggles for the boys,
pink for the girls.

Do you have another pair of boy goggles?

Uh-uh.

So, how do you fly it?

- You don't know?
- Duh!

That's sort of been the whole problem!

You press go.

- Now, how do you fly it?
- It's got an autopilot.

You just thought of everything,
didn't you, Max?

Not exactly.

- How do we land it?
- That's the part I never thought of!

Jupiter... Saturn... Neptune...

You might wanna hold on to something.

Recognize your dream world, Max?

Not really.

I feel like I should,
but I just don't.

It's affecting him too.

I thought he would just remember.

- Remember what?
- Your dreams. This planet?

Us.

Your powers.

- I have powers?
- More than any of us.

Don't you know that?

Everything that is or was,
began with a dream.

And you dreamt us, Max.
Us and this whole place.

I did?

Every dream you ever had
landed right here on Planet Drool.

Why is it so dark?

The planet is dying.
It began yesterday.

What's the calculation, Sharkboy?

45 minutes till the darkness
destroys Planet Drool.

We didn't go to Earth to save you, Max.
We need you to save Planet Drool.

But how?

The Dream Lair
is on the other side of the planet.

That's where your dreams are going bad.
We have to go there and reverse it.

We have to travel through the Passage
of Time, catch the Train of Thought,

swim down the Stream of Consciousness

and skate across the Sea of Confusion -
now covered in ice.

Why'd you do that, Max?
Why'd you freeze the ocean?

I...

Ouch!

Max didn't mean to do it.
Did you, Max?

Max is a good boy, otherwise you and
I would be evil, and we're not evil.

I'm not evil, am I, Max?

I don't think so.

That's why we brought you here -
to put things back in order.

We just have to stay positive.
It's not the end of the world.

Not yet, it's not.

The darkness! Run!

This is like a bad dream!

Oh, yeah? Just wait till you meet Mr.
Electric! He's the worst bad dream yet!

Where is everyone?

- Mostly trapped on Mount Neverrest.
- By Mr. Electric.

But Planet Drool's a place for kids
to dream and have endless fun!

It's endless fun, all right.
Once you get on...

you can't get off.

Kids aren't allowed to rest,
'cause if they rest, they sleep,

and if they sleep, they dream.

- And if they dream...
- It takes power away from Mr. Electric.

But we're gonna stop him
with our secret weapon.

Shouldn't we save those kids first?

Why can't I do that?

Lavagirl! Hooray!

Who knows where Mr. Electric is hiding?

Everyone?

They're not raising their hands.
You're all upside down.

Ah.

Who is stopping
my unstoppable coasters?

- Back in your seats!
- Go! Run! Hide!

- Let's get outta here!
- Everyone back in your seats!

Who's Mr. Electric?

He's supposed to provide light to the
planet, but all he brings now is darkness.

Fun has begun!

He's taking us up!

My home! At half its normal power.

He's taking us down.

Show time!

Keep playing! Never stop!

Games and toys and laughs...
hey-hey-hey... and fun!

Well, well, well.
If it isn't Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

What are you doing halting my endless-fun
coaster and infiltrating my lair?

We don't need permission from you.

Fiery!

I don't believe we've met.
I'm Mr. Electric!

Why are you bringing misery to our planet?
You're supposed to be running it.

You're supposed to be running it.
I am running it - right into the ground.

- Those are my orders.
- Who ordered that?

No school, no discipline, no rules.
And, most important, no dreams.

Dreams can destroy you, can't they?

- My instincts tell me that is so.
- Really?

- That's why we have to stop you.
- You and what army?

- Now?
- Now.

Ha-ha-ha-haa! Pee-pee-pee-pee...

Feel the burn!

Agh...

Not for real. Aaah!

Ha-ha!

Internal radar, shark-like reflexes...
You're amazing!

But is it enough to defeat Mr. Electric?

We have our secret weapon, remember?

Did you really believe you could stop me?

Oh... Ah...

I know we can't. But he can.

Take it away, Max.

- Show him what you're made of, Max.
- What am I supposed to do?

- I told you this would happen.
- I thought he would just remember.

Remember what?!

The dream. Remember the dream.

I don't remember half my dreams.

That's why I write them
in my dream journal.

What half of your dreams
do you remember?

This one I remember.

Where are you taking us?

Where all useless dreams go -
to the Dream Graveyard!

Whoa!

Ploop!

Cuckoo!