Out goes the bad air, in goes the good air.
- I should report you for this, but we'll let it go.
- Thank you.
You are very kind. It will never happen again.
I promise. Never.
- See that it doesn't.!
- Out goes the bad air, in goes the good air.
Out goes the good air,
in goes the bad air.
Out goes the good air,
in goes the bad air.
- [Birds Twittering]
- [Dog Barking In Distance]
[Creaks]
[Snoring]
[Snoring Continues]
- [Snorts, Mutters]
- There, there.
There. Oh, boy.
You must have fallen.
Thank you.
- Who are you?
- Ostap Bender at your service.
Cigarette?
Thank you.
Tell me, uh, comrade...
"Comrade." "Comrade."
Everybody calls me comrade.
Everybody in the new
Soviet Union is a comrade.
People you don't know,
strangers.
Everybody says "comrade."
Oh, I miss Russia.
Hmm, yes.
Tell me, uh, what goes on
in this great house?
Mostly dying.
Dying.
It's an old-age home
for weary, old ladies.
They tippy-toe in,
they have a little bowl of porridge...
and... [Raspberry]
that's it.
Oh, what a pity.
What a pity.
See, I thought
it was a hotel.
You, uh... You don't happen to know
of any nearby, do you?
You see, I've come a long way,
and I'm seeking suitable lodgings for the night.
Oh, uh, by the by...
do you happen to have
a spare bed down there?
[Exhales Deeply]
[lmitating English Accent]
No, I don't, Mr. By the By.
I don't happen to have
a spare bed.
There isn't a spare bed
in all of Russia!
People are sleeping
between each other...
and you're talking spare bed.
You make me laugh.
Ho, wah, wah, wah, wah.
"Spare bed."
You must be nuts.
- [Shatters]
- Listen.
I'll tell you what.
If you'll buy me a drink...
you can sleep on the floor.
Done. Come on.
What are you doing in Stargorod?
You look to me like a Muscovite.
Listen, tell me. Tell me.
Who lived here in the old days?
Oh, in the old days
was my master...
Ippolit Matveyevich
Vorobyaninov.
He was a marshal
of the nobility.
I loved him.
He hardly ever beat us.
Ah. And whatever became
of your lovable master?
One night, about 10 years ago,
was a fearful noise.
It was bombs and cannons
and soldiers shooting.
It was terrible, terrible.
Oh, yes.
I think it was called the revolution.
That was it. The revolution.
You're smart.
You're smart and you're gorgeous.
You're okay.
Anyways...
they all run away.
Well, come on,
old boy.
Let us see
how drunk...
two Russians can get
on one ruble.
I like that.
Two Russians, one ruble.
Ah. Ivan, fetch
the marshal's horse.
He's coming.
He's coming.
Master.
I love him.
I love him.
Please, dear, hurry home.
But don't gallop.
"Don't gallop."
Do you hear that, Petya?
"Don't gallop,"
but "Hurry home."
That's your job. You'll have to puzzle it out.
It's too much for me.
[Ivanovna]
Ippolit, take care.
Don't drink too much,
and don't gamble.
And stay away
from the gypsies.
- Ils sont voleurs.
- Chre maman, restez calme.
Tout va bien.
Tikon, you idiot, my gloves.
There, master.
I love him.
I love him.
[Birds Twittering]
[Door Opens]
Here's your castle.
Drink vodka, we talk.
We have some fun.
You know what we can...
do.
Master?
Tikon.
Master?
Is it really him?
It's impossible!
It can't be!
It can't be!
It can't be!
It can't be!
Oh, ma...
[Groans]
Oh, that's him.
That's him.
That's my master.
- [Both Laughing]
- Oh, master, master.
- Here, Tikon.
- Oh, so good to see you.
Here is a ruble. You go have some vodka,
and you don't come back for a bit.
- Vodka.
- Your master and I have business to discuss.
- [Groans]
- Come on.
- Business. Business.
- Come on.
Tikon...
you're not to say a word
to anyone about my being here.
It is secret.
[Whispering]
I'm not to tell anyone my master is in Stargorod.
It's a secret.
My master told me a secret.
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《十二把椅子》是个极其有趣的讽刺故事。它通过一个贵族出身的小公务员和一个流氓找寻十二把藏有财富的椅子的曲折离奇经历,尖锐地讽刺了许多卑污可笑的现象。
导演: 梅尔·布鲁克斯
编剧: 梅尔·布鲁克斯
主演: 朗·穆迪 / 弗兰克·兰格拉 / 多姆·德路易斯
类型: 喜剧 / 冒险
制片国家/地区: 美国
语言: 英语 / 俄语
上映日期: 1970-10-28
片长: 94 分钟
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