- Where are you going with that samovar?
- What samovar?
- That samovar.
- Oh, this samovar.
- Yes.
- Well, I was going to have it polished up...
for the show tonight.
Sevitsky, if I catch you trying to sell
another piece of company property...
Siberia!
I was going to have it polished.
I swear! I swear!
I hate people I don't like.
I feel something.
I knew it. I felt it.
I felt it in my bones.
Lucky seven.
Little lucky seven.
That is seven.
This is eight.
Lucky eight.
Lucky eight.
Well, seems much too small
for all that loot.
Open it, open it.
[Sighs]
Empty.
Empty.
Somebody must have
got to the jewels before us.
Oh, there were never
any jewels in this box.
It was put in
by the furniture maker.
"One set of 12 chairs...
"crafted for
I.M. Vorobyaninov...
by Christopher Hambs
of London."
[Sighs]
I really thought we had them.
I really thought we had them.
Next.
- What's going on here?
- Ah.
We are actors. We are members of
the Columbus Repertory Theatre.
As you can see, my dear sir,
some of our chairs were broken in transit.
We are repairing them.
Misha, hand me the leg.
- Misha.
- Hmm?
Oh.
If you're actors, you'd better get up to
the ship's theater. The show's starting.
Oh, yes, of course.
Of course.
Come along, Misha.
Come along. Come along.
[Ostap] "The workers are dissatisfied.
They intend to make a revolution.
Is there any truth
to this rumor?"
"An uprising of peasants and workers.
I have never heard anything so absurd."
Bender, the other
three chairs in the hold.
The other three chairs in the hold
depend upon you, my friend.
- Hmm?
- If you go out on that stage
and make a fool of yourself...
you will get us thrown off this ship
before you can say Nicholas and Alexandra.
It's only a play.
I have attended a theater
before, you know.
[Man]
Ah, Krakov.
It will be so marvelous to see
that stimulating Count Krakov again.
[Woman]
Oh, yes. I too have missed him.
- Where's Krakov?
- That must be Count Krakov now.
You're on.
- Ah, Count Krakov.
- [Applause]
[Audience Murmuring]
[Vorobyaninov]
Ostap. Take me with you.!
Not a chance.
Ostap...
[Panting]
You'll never catch up
with that boat.
I don't intend to. I'm going to take
the train and meet the boat at Yalta.
[Grunting]
Ostap! Ostap!
I'm not a strong swimmer!
I'm not a swimmer. Help!
Vorobyaninov.
Vorobyaninov.
Help. Help.
Help.
Thank you.
Thank you.
l...
Cold.
It's cold.
[Shivering]
- Here.
- [Grunts]
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're a good soul, Bender.
A good soul.
[Slurps]
Mmm! This borscht
is delicious, Olga.
I love it cold!
Why didn't you
ever make it cold?
How could I make it
cold in Irkutsk?
If we didn't eat hot things
we'd have died there.
Smell that air.
Smell that air!
Like wine.
I know. I know.
Every night I thank God
for your transfer to Yalta.
I don't think I could have
survived another winter there.
My dear.
My dearest dear.
[Fyodor]
What?
I didn't say anything.
104.
Olga?
[Chorus Vocalizing]
Good. Oh, good.
Good. Good.
[Grunting]
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
How very generous of you.
You really shouldn't
have done it.
Please, go now.
I never want
to see you again.
Oh, I must say good-bye
to Madam Bruns.
How can I leave without
saying good-bye to Madam Bruns?
[Screams]
No!
[Accordion]
The chairs.
I don't see the chairs.
- Yes?
- Uh, we're still thinking.
[Ostap]
Sevitsky. He looks pregnant.
Come on.
Let's not lose him.
We must see where
he delivers his child.
[Ostap]
Ah, it's a boy.
Comrade Sevitsky! You are under arrest
for selling property belonging to the state.
- Polished. I'm having it polished.
- [Laughing]
Oh, it's you...
Count Krakov.
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《十二把椅子》是个极其有趣的讽刺故事。它通过一个贵族出身的小公务员和一个流氓找寻十二把藏有财富的椅子的曲折离奇经历,尖锐地讽刺了许多卑污可笑的现象。
导演: 梅尔·布鲁克斯
编剧: 梅尔·布鲁克斯
主演: 朗·穆迪 / 弗兰克·兰格拉 / 多姆·德路易斯
类型: 喜剧 / 冒险
制片国家/地区: 美国
语言: 英语 / 俄语
上映日期: 1970-10-28
片长: 94 分钟
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