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(♪ Underdog theme)
(man) Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Simon Barsinister,
the wickedest man
in the world.
He was evil and crazy.
Simon and his
wacky henchman, Cad,
schemed to rule
the universe.
But each time
they were foiled by me,
the greatest superhero
who ever lived...
Underdog!
♪ When criminals
in this world appear ♪
♪ And break the laws
that they should fear ♪
♪ And frighten all
who see or hear ♪
♪ The cry goes up both
far and near for Underdog ♪
♪ Underdog ♪
♪ Speed of lightning
Roar of thunder ♪
♪ Fighting all
who rob or plunder ♪
♪ Underdog ♪
♪ Underdog ♪
♪ There's no need
to fear ♪
♪ Underdog ♪
(man) Ladies and gentlemen,
I come to you this evening
to discuss the growing problem
of crime in our city.
Here in front of me
are files of unsolved cases.
(Underdog) But we're
getting ahead of ourselves.
That's me in the uniform.
I was raised since I was just
a little puppy to fight crime.
Never had a family
or a place to call home.
I was raised with one purpose
and one purpose only:
to help people,
to keep them safe.
Nothing was going
to stand in my way.
(barks)
- (mayor stops speaking)
- Easy, boy.
However, to the families
involved...
You got something, boy?
- (barking)
- What was that?
Alpha Dog has got
a lock on the stage.
I think it's the boxes.
The criminals should not
be allowed to keep
their own freedom.
- (howling)
- Clear the building!
(man) We need SWAT here, now!
Please hurry, your honor.
(man 2) Everybody out!
Blue team, go, go! Move!
(electronic beeping)
No radiation.
No metal.
Tweezers, and we'll lift.
Easy. Right down the side.
Yeah. Slow. And slide.
I bet you didn't know
a beagle's sense of smell
is 55 times stronger
than a human's.
(sneezes)
Well, mine's not.
It's a gift from
the American Pork Association.
(laughter)
I want a full debrief, now.
(laughter continues)
(dogs barking)
(dogs laughing)
Nice work, rookie.
You found an exploding ham.
Quiet, I smell a bomb.
You! You should just
turn in your tags.
(dogs continue laughing)
All right,
I'll be honest with you.
I wasn't exactly
the best dog on the force.
In fact, I was
probably the worst.
The ham was just
the latest of my mistakes.
Like the time I chewed
that extension cord
and it was still
plugged in.
Or when I met that cute poodle
and it turned out
to be a guy.
It's hard to feel
destined for greatness
when you keep messing up.
But, destiny's a funny thing.
It'll creep up on you
when you least expect it.
Gotcha.
Last one for tonight.
(dogs barking)
Excuse me. Uh, there's been
a big mistake.
I'm not a stray.
I shouldn't be in the pound.
This ain't no pound, son.
This place makes the pound
look like the dog park.
By day it's OK,
but at night,
once everyone's left,
that's when
the freaky stuff happens.
What kind of "freaky stuff"?
- What did they do to
your hair
- What's wrong with my hair?
(stammers) Nothing.
Nothing at all.
You were saying about
the "freaky stuff".
All I'm saying is when the guy
in the white lab coat pulls
out the giant needle, run!
(laughs maniacally)
(whistling)
Hey.
Welcome to the graveyard.
Yeah, nice and quiet,
just like I like it.
Uh, sir, excuse me.
We're not open right now.
There's no access
to the labs.
Oh, really? I'm sorry.
That's all right.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, wait. What's this?
What does this say?
Uh... "All Access."
Sorry.
It's OK.
You all make mistakes.
But I forgive you.
Because that's the kind
of person I am... humble.
A humble genius.
(man) It's OK.
Let him in.
Please.
Again, I'm sorry,
Dr. Barsinister.
- I'm terribly sorry.
- It's OK.
How were you to know that I am
the most important scientist
this company has?
You couldn't have.
(elevator bell dings)
- (Barsinister)
Who's the new hire?
Him? He, uh, used to be a cop.
I was thinking that maybe
we should take it easy
on the after-hours stuff.
You know? Clandestine.
A three-syllable word?
I'm impressed.
I bought a, uh...
(mispronouncing)
...thesaurus.
Good for you.
But even if he is an ex-cop,
we don't have time
to skulk about. Look.
"Police Dog Training."
It's a great idea.
Why didn't you think of that?
Because training
is a fool's process.
I've met with the mayor
and I told him how we could
take this city to new heights
through genetic manipulation.
- (meowing)
- Yeah? What did he say?
The fool
actually laughed at me.
That happened to me once.
I had my pants on inside out.
Nobody told me
for the entire day.
- Stop talking now.
- Oh, right.
I'll be
the silent partner.
Just because you're
the only one here, Cad,
does not make us partners.
Wow. A real-life
mad scientist.
Yeah, and he
ain't even mad yet.
All right.
Bring me the new dog.
Your lucky day.
(Barsinister) And now,
the most important DNA.
- (whimpers)
- (Barsinister) Oh.
Don't worry, little guy.
It will only hurt... a lot.
OK, let's do it,
partner.
(sneezes)
Gross!
Your mouth was open!
Just hold him.
- (barking)
- (screaming)
(Cad) Hey, Doc! Get him!
Get in the game, Doc.
He's right there.
No, no! No, no!
My research!
The serum.
(Cad)
He's going for the door!
Run, boy. Run, run!
Bring me a chew toy
from the outside.
And maybe some hair gel!
(gasps) It works.
- (screaming)
- Doc!
(indistinct chatter
on police radio)
I'm pulling the security tapes
and running a computer sweep
of Dr. Barsinister's research.
Dan, we'll handle it
from here.
When there's a crime,
they call a cop.
When someone wants to
sign into the building,
they call you.
(laughter)
That's why
you're the chief.
With a big filing cabinet
marked "unsolved crimes."
Hey, guys...
Yeah, that was some night.
I was homeless and hungry.
And just when I thought
it couldn't get any worse,
these numbskulls show up.
(male dog) Hey, runt.
You lost?
The name's Riff Raff.
- I've marked this territory.
- Yeah, he marked it.
Look, I don't want
any trouble, OK?
Well, then today's
your lucky day, mutt.
I'd rip you to pieces,
but I don't want
to get my paws dirty.
Yeah. You're not
worth his time, fleabag.
- (chuckles) Fleabag. Yes.
- Get him!
Sweet. We're going to get him.
Come back here!
(man) Ladies and gentlemen,
this is Simon Barsinister,
the wickedest man
in the world.
He was evil and crazy.
Simon and his
wacky henchman, Cad,
schemed to rule
the universe.
But each time
they were foiled by me,
the greatest superhero
who ever lived...
Underdog!
♪ When criminals
in this world appear ♪
♪ And break the laws
that they should fear ♪
♪ And frighten all
who see or hear ♪
♪ The cry goes up both
far and near for Underdog ♪
♪ Underdog ♪
♪ Speed of lightning
Roar of thunder ♪
♪ Fighting all
who rob or plunder ♪
♪ Underdog ♪
♪ Underdog ♪
♪ There's no need
to fear ♪
♪ Underdog ♪
(man) Ladies and gentlemen,
I come to you this evening
to discuss the growing problem
of crime in our city.
Here in front of me
are files of unsolved cases.
(Underdog) But we're
getting ahead of ourselves.
That's me in the uniform.
I was raised since I was just
a little puppy to fight crime.
Never had a family
or a place to call home.
I was raised with one purpose
and one purpose only:
to help people,
to keep them safe.
Nothing was going
to stand in my way.
(barks)
- (mayor stops speaking)
- Easy, boy.
However, to the families
involved...
You got something, boy?
- (barking)
- What was that?
Alpha Dog has got
a lock on the stage.
I think it's the boxes.
The criminals should not
be allowed to keep
their own freedom.
- (howling)
- Clear the building!
(man) We need SWAT here, now!
Please hurry, your honor.
(man 2) Everybody out!
Blue team, go, go! Move!
(electronic beeping)
No radiation.
No metal.
Tweezers, and we'll lift.
Easy. Right down the side.
Yeah. Slow. And slide.
I bet you didn't know
a beagle's sense of smell
is 55 times stronger
than a human's.
(sneezes)
Well, mine's not.
It's a gift from
the American Pork Association.
(laughter)
I want a full debrief, now.
(laughter continues)
(dogs barking)
(dogs laughing)
Nice work, rookie.
You found an exploding ham.
Quiet, I smell a bomb.
You! You should just
turn in your tags.
(dogs continue laughing)
All right,
I'll be honest with you.
I wasn't exactly
the best dog on the force.
In fact, I was
probably the worst.
The ham was just
the latest of my mistakes.
Like the time I chewed
that extension cord
and it was still
plugged in.
Or when I met that cute poodle
and it turned out
to be a guy.
It's hard to feel
destined for greatness
when you keep messing up.
But, destiny's a funny thing.
It'll creep up on you
when you least expect it.
Gotcha.
Last one for tonight.
(dogs barking)
Excuse me. Uh, there's been
a big mistake.
I'm not a stray.
I shouldn't be in the pound.
This ain't no pound, son.
This place makes the pound
look like the dog park.
By day it's OK,
but at night,
once everyone's left,
that's when
the freaky stuff happens.
What kind of "freaky stuff"?
- What did they do to
your hair
- What's wrong with my hair?
(stammers) Nothing.
Nothing at all.
You were saying about
the "freaky stuff".
All I'm saying is when the guy
in the white lab coat pulls
out the giant needle, run!
(laughs maniacally)
(whistling)
Hey.
Welcome to the graveyard.
Yeah, nice and quiet,
just like I like it.
Uh, sir, excuse me.
We're not open right now.
There's no access
to the labs.
Oh, really? I'm sorry.
That's all right.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, wait. What's this?
What does this say?
Uh... "All Access."
Sorry.
It's OK.
You all make mistakes.
But I forgive you.
Because that's the kind
of person I am... humble.
A humble genius.
(man) It's OK.
Let him in.
Please.
Again, I'm sorry,
Dr. Barsinister.
- I'm terribly sorry.
- It's OK.
How were you to know that I am
the most important scientist
this company has?
You couldn't have.
(elevator bell dings)
- (Barsinister)
Who's the new hire?
Him? He, uh, used to be a cop.
I was thinking that maybe
we should take it easy
on the after-hours stuff.
You know? Clandestine.
A three-syllable word?
I'm impressed.
I bought a, uh...
(mispronouncing)
...thesaurus.
Good for you.
But even if he is an ex-cop,
we don't have time
to skulk about. Look.
"Police Dog Training."
It's a great idea.
Why didn't you think of that?
Because training
is a fool's process.
I've met with the mayor
and I told him how we could
take this city to new heights
through genetic manipulation.
- (meowing)
- Yeah? What did he say?
The fool
actually laughed at me.
That happened to me once.
I had my pants on inside out.
Nobody told me
for the entire day.
- Stop talking now.
- Oh, right.
I'll be
the silent partner.
Just because you're
the only one here, Cad,
does not make us partners.
Wow. A real-life
mad scientist.
Yeah, and he
ain't even mad yet.
All right.
Bring me the new dog.
Your lucky day.
(Barsinister) And now,
the most important DNA.
- (whimpers)
- (Barsinister) Oh.
Don't worry, little guy.
It will only hurt... a lot.
OK, let's do it,
partner.
(sneezes)
Gross!
Your mouth was open!
Just hold him.
- (barking)
- (screaming)
(Cad) Hey, Doc! Get him!
Get in the game, Doc.
He's right there.
No, no! No, no!
My research!
The serum.
(Cad)
He's going for the door!
Run, boy. Run, run!
Bring me a chew toy
from the outside.
And maybe some hair gel!
(gasps) It works.
- (screaming)
- Doc!
(indistinct chatter
on police radio)
I'm pulling the security tapes
and running a computer sweep
of Dr. Barsinister's research.
Dan, we'll handle it
from here.
When there's a crime,
they call a cop.
When someone wants to
sign into the building,
they call you.
(laughter)
That's why
you're the chief.
With a big filing cabinet
marked "unsolved crimes."
Hey, guys...
Yeah, that was some night.
I was homeless and hungry.
And just when I thought
it couldn't get any worse,
these numbskulls show up.
(male dog) Hey, runt.
You lost?
The name's Riff Raff.
- I've marked this territory.
- Yeah, he marked it.
Look, I don't want
any trouble, OK?
Well, then today's
your lucky day, mutt.
I'd rip you to pieces,
but I don't want
to get my paws dirty.
Yeah. You're not
worth his time, fleabag.
- (chuckles) Fleabag. Yes.
- Get him!
Sweet. We're going to get him.
Come back here!
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