"South Park" Volcano South Park: Volcano (1997)【完整台词】

It is unlikely, but it is a possibility.

We have a history of that
in the downtown area?

Paracutin, 1943, a Mexican farmer
sees smoke coming out of his cornfield.

A week later there was a volcano 1,000ft high.

There's no history of anything
until it happens, then there is.

Well, thanks, ladies.

Um,

enjoy your day in the park.

- Ooh, yeah, that was subtle.
- What? You want me to humor him?

He asked us for a hypothesis.
You have a better one?

It's lava.

Lava, hm.

Hey, hey, that's me!
My God, I'm gonna call my mom.

- Uh-huh.
- I'm on the TV, man!

Excuse me.

You invited us, remember?

You want me to call Olber
and tell him the demonstrable risk is lava?

- Just give me time to do my work.
- Cos a lake went up a few degrees?!

No, because seven men baked to death
and nobody knows why.

MTA does not answer to the city.

I cannot go to the mat with them
unless you know something.

I do know something,

just not with any certainty.

Is that the company line?

I'm a scientist. Certainty is a big word.

I need time to collect my data.
I've gotta get down there and get samples.

- I can't let you do that.
- Why not?

It is too dangerous.

That's why.

I'm sorry.

Shit.

What did he say?

Oh, it's too dangerous.

It's man's work and you're girlies.
I can't let you go down there.

- He likes you. I can tell.
- He's OK.

In a macho, controlling, "suspicious of
anyone not from his home town" kinda way.

So you like him. This is good.

We've got to go down there.

I don't see how we can.
This place is swarming with cops.

Yeah.

Let's do it in the morning
before the cops come on duty.

All right. I'll pick you up at four.

Four it is. Bring coffee. What have you got?

More harmonic tremors.

Good morning. It'sjustafter5.10.

Didn't take long
to get our first alert this morning.

A jack-knifed truck on the westbound side
of the 10 is spreading tomatoes everywhere.

One lane open...

Wow.

Earthlings, we come in peace.

God, these suits weigh a ton.
I feel like I'm wearing a car.

Hey, look at this.

- What's that?
- Looks like sulphur.

I can't smell it.

- Ah, shit! My flashlight's going out.
- It's everywhere.

Could be traces of magnesium, nickel.
What d'you think?

Take some samples. That's how we'll find out.

My battery's dead. Hold on a sec.

Hey?

What? What you got?

I don't know.

Daddy!

Kelly, baby!

Kelly!

Dad!

Hang on, baby!

Come on, sweetie.
Back! Get under the door frame.

Oh, God!

Rachel?

Amy! Argh!

Help! I've got...

Amy! Amy!

Rachel!

Give me your hand!

- Oh, God. Come on!
- Help!

- Someone help me!
- I'm burning up!

I'm burning up! My legs are burning!

Hold on, Rachel!

Oh, b...

How 'bout that wake-up call, everybody?

OK, we have phone lines. Phone lines are up.

Generator's switching.

Emergency power's up.
What you got coming in, Phil?

I got...

- Katie, DWP?
- DWP - I'm doing that right now.

- Anybody seen Billy?
- He's stuck on the 10. He's not in yet.

Listen up, people.

I want a meeting of all department heads
in exactly five minutes.

That's a very cool hat, Emmit.

Thanks. Your wife rolled over
and said the same thing to me this morning.

- Hello.
- That's a pink slip.

Any more quips, or can we work this thing?

Like you, we here at the Channel 10
newsroom felt that big jolt this morning.

It was a powerful earthquake.

We're having trouble
contacting emergency officials...

Put your seat belt on, honey. Remember?

That's OK, baby. There you go.

I wanna go home.

We're going to
the safest room in town, I promise.

- Operations.
- Yes, this is Roark.

- Got Roark, line one.
- Got him.

Mike, listen. There's no reports of damage yet
to any hospitals, but 911 is off the hook.

- ATSAC's reporting all freeways are clear.
- We got good news. All freeways are clear.

I want you to get all helicopters up now.

Bob, we need pictures.
I need those choppers in the air now.

I'm heading east on Wilshire.
We're coming up on the Tar Pits.

Poles are all up, but there's no light.
A lotta haze here.

Let me in there, Brian.

Yeah, looks like
power's down everywhere in the city.

How'd you get in so fast?

Get in? Come on, Boss,
you know I sleep on your desk.

Disaster is my life.

He's kidding, right?

It's too early to hear from
the California Institute of Geological Studies...

Dad!

Hold it. Wh-what was that?

That something on your end, Mike?

- Mike, come in. What's going on?
- I got Burbank up.

Daddy, what is this?

I don't know, baby.

Argh!

Mike, come on!

- We're gonna die!
- No, we're not. I need both hands!

Emmit, what's the nearest fire station
to Wilshire and Stanley?

What you looking at, Mike?

Mike? Mike, come in. What's going on?

Fire! Heavy! Underground and structural!

There's smoke coming from the Tar Pits
and something like meteors coming out.

Sounded like you said "meteors"?

Look out!

There's bombs. Emmit,
get hold of that geologist, Amy Barnes.

- You have Amy Barnes, Katie?
- Check again.

- No.
- We're looking. Nobody knows where she is.

Goddammit!

- Where are we?
- Power failure on all the lines.

Contact with the trains?

All but one. I think we got a problem.

Number four train westbound
on the Red Line at MacArthur Park.

Temperature on board
reached 20 degrees above normal.

It's still going up.

What d'you wanna do, Stan?

I'm going down there. Get a team together.

- What happened?
- Is everybody OK in here?

- How you doin'? What's happening?
- Fine. I think we had an earthquake.

- Earthquake?
- Yeah. You OK?

- What's causing the heat?
- I don't know.

- Hey, I'll help you.
- No. Stay where you are. Nobody move.

Why is it so hot in here?

- I'll try and open a door.
- I cannot breathe.

The damage is pretty widespread.
A number of fires are breaking out...

Refinery info's coming in. I got Marty on that.

Hyperion's got no damage.
We're still waiting on Tillman Reclamation.

Call DWP and stay on it.

Yes, Chief?

- Roark!
- No, Reese, sir.

- Where's Roark?
- He's on his way.

Gonna be delayed. My car's stuck
behind my gate cos we have no damn power!

Yeah, I got it. "No damn power".
Very good. Reese out.

Jerk.

- Lisa, get me a bottle and a half of aspirin...
- Staff is caught in traffic due to the quake.

This is KNX, continuing
our live coverage of today's quake.

A situation's developing in Wilshire.

Our Bob Davis is there now,
reporting from his car. Bob?

Mitch, I'm approaching the scene now.
There's ash falling everywhere,

almost looks like a grey snow.

Several buildings are burning out of control.

It began a few minutes after the quake,
started by an undetermined source.

There was an explosion,
breaking windows, then flames.

Bob, could it be a ruptured gas line?

No. It sounded like something
just slammed into one of the buildings.

Calm down.
The fire department's on its way.

Put some pressure on that right away.

Emmit! It's a mess here. Can you hear me?

I need a traffic perimeter for three blocks
in every direction round Wilshire and Stanley.

OK, I'm on it, Mike.

17 is down. 17's engine is down.
Wilshire and Curzon. Wilshire and Curzon.

...several outbreaks of looting
following this morning's strong quake.

These pictures just coming in to the Channel
10 newsroom verify the looting is going on.

We are now hearing that the National Guard
has been activated and is on its way to LA...

Stay with me. You still with me?