无敌破坏王 Wreck-It Ralph (2012)【完整台词】

NICELANDERS: Fix-It Felix!
Whoo-whoo! Fix-It Felix!

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Oh! I'll bet that's Mario.

Fashionably late, per the norm.

I'll get it, Felix.

(HUMMING)

- Ahh!
(MUSIC STOPS)

It's Ralph!

(SCREAMING)

- He'll wreck the party!
- Hide the stemware!

Get rid of him, Felix.

Oh, right. I'll go talk to him.

Carry on, everyone.

(MUSIC STARTS AGAIN)

Ralph, can I help you?

Hey, Felix.
Just wanted to check on you.

I saw a big explosion

or something go over the building there.

Oh, those were just fireworks.

Fireworks. Okay. Phewf.

Somebody's birthday, or...

Well, it's more of an anniversary.

The 30th anniversary
of our game, actually.

What? Is that today?

I know!

I'm such a dummy with dates.

Anyway, uh, congratulations.

Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too.

(CHUCKLES)
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)

Uh...

Hi. Just a heads-up, Felix.

They're bringing out the cake
in a few shakes.

- Hey, Glen.
- Ralph.

Cake? Heard about this cake stuff.
(CHUCKLES)

Never had it.

No one ever seems to throw it out

so it never ends up in the dump.

I never actually tasted it. Uh...

I've always wanted to try cake.

I don't suppose you'd like to

come in and have a slice, would you?

Hey-o, everybody! Oh!

Ah!

(ALL GASP)

I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle.

(ALL EXHALING)

- Now, you all know Ralph.
- Evening.

(ALL GASP)

Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana...

- Deanna.
RALPH: - Big Gene!

Why is he here?

He's just here for a slice of cake.

And I'm a big part of the game,

technically speaking.

Why are you here, Gene?

Oh, look! The cake!

(GASPS)

Well, I'll be dipped. You've
really outdone yourself, Mary.

NORWOOD: Oh, and look!
There's all of us at the top.

Each apartment
is everyone's favorite flavor.

Norwood's is red velvet.

NORWOOD: Guilty!

And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene,

- and for Felix...
- Hey, Mary.

Um...

What's the flavor of that mud
that I'm stuck in there?

Hmm? Oh. Chocolate.

I've never been real fond of chocolate.

Well, I did not know that.

One other little thing.

I hate to be picky,
but this angry little guy here...

- My cake!
- ...might be a lot happier

if you put him up here
with everyone else.

See that? Look at that smile.

No, no. You see, Ralph,

there's no room for you up here.

(CHUCKLES) What about this?
We can make room.

Here. We could take turns. Easy.

(ALL GASP)

How about we just eat the cake?

Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof

because he's about to get his medal!

Then how about we just take that medal

and give it to Ralph for once?

Would that be
the end of the world, Gene?

Now you're just being ridiculous.

Only good guys win medals,

and you, sir, are no good guy.

I could be a good guy if I wanted to,

and I could win a medal!

Uh-huh. And when you do,
come and talk to us.

Then would you finally let me be
on top of the cake with you guys?

If you won a medal,

we'd let you live
up here in the penthouse!

But it will never happen

because you're just the bad guy
who wrecks the building.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are!

No, I'm not!

(ALL EXCLAIM)

(GASPS)

Yes, you are.

All right, Gene. You know what?

I'm going to win a medal.

Oh, I am going to win a medal!

The shiniest medal
this place has ever seen!

A medal that will be so good

that it will make Felix's
medals wet their pants!

And good night!
Thank you for the party.

- Is he serious?
- Oh, please!

Where's a bad guy
going to win a medal?

Of course he's not serious.

I've never been more serious
about anything in my life.

That's why I came
straight here, Tapper.

You've never given me a bum steer.

Now, come on. Where can a guy
like me go and win a medal?

I don't think such a game exists, Ralph.

Oh, come on. You know people.
There's got to be...

MALE CUSTOMER:
Tapper, I need a root beer.

Coming! Hold that thought.

(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYING)

Okay. As you were saying.

I was saying,
I can't spend another 30 years

living alone in the garbage.

I'm not going back without a medal.

Well, I don't know what to tell you.

Maybe somebody left a medal here.

You're welcome to dig
through the lost and found.

Okay, let's see what we got here.

Oh! Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here.

Mushroom? No.

What is this? No.

Oh, come on, Zangief! Gross.

(SIGHS) Oh.

What am I doing?

(GRUNTS)

- Hey, excuse you!
- We are humanity's last hope.

Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs.

We are humanity's last hope.

Uh... You okay there, space cadet?

We've only been plugged in a week

and every day it's,
"Climb the building, then fight bugs."

"Climb the building, fight more bugs!"

Yeah, yeah. Right. Look.

Easy on the overalls, spaceman.

It's tough all over, all right?

And all for what? A lousy medal?

Medal? You win a medal?

Yeah, Medal of Heroes.

Ooh. Is it shiny?

Pretty shiny.

- Ooh! And it says "hero" on it?
- Uh-huh. Oh, yeah.

And you say you win it
by climbing a building?

- And fighting bugs!
- Right, bugs.

Is there any chance I could go
with you to your game

and maybe get one of those medals?

- Negatory.
- Does that mean maybe?

No! Look, only the bravest

and the best serve in our corps.

Bug!

(SCREAMS)

(GROANS)

Huh.

(SHRIEKS)

We are humanity's last hope.

(GRUNTS)

FEMALE ANNOUNCER ON PA:
Attention!

The arcade will open in five minutes.

Please report to your games.

(GRUNTING)

I can't feel my legs.
What is all this stuff?

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

Smells like Ralph in here.

Okay. All right.
What was it called again?

Hero's something.

Duty. Hero's Duty.

Oh, there it is.

Oh!

(MUTTERING)

Sorry, Q*bert. It's me, Ralph.