[mouse squeaks] [penguins chirp] [all cheering] [screeches] Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end lt's Adventure Time [breathing heavily] Oof! Eef! Come back, thief! Whoa! Stop farting on me! lt's gross! You can't just go around stealing boots! JAKE: Yeah! And you know the penalty for stealing boots -- lt's poots on Newts.
[both laugh] [splash] Uh! He's getting away into that lake! Dude, that isn't a lake.
That's an ocean.
[inhales deeply] [farts] Woof! Woof! Woof! [chuckles] Bark! Bark, bark, bark! Huh? [deep-pitched drone] Uh [Jake farting, laughing] Poots on Newts! Poots on Newts! No! [in slow motion] Poo-o-o-ts on Ne-e-wts! [laughs] l'm comin', Jake.
l'll poot on that Newt as soon as l'm barefoot.
Aah! Uh.
[deep-pitched drone] [gasps] [screams] [breathing heavily] [gurgling] Wha? Ow! Why is my stomach going nuts?! Ow! [cackles] W-w-who are you? l am the manifestation of your fear Fear of the ocean! What?! l'm not afraid of -- of lakes, wells, rivers, streams, or deep wells or puddles.
Uh, why would l be afraid of -- Aaah! Uh! [cackles] 'Cause you're a wu-u-ss.
l'm no wuss! l'm the hero 'round these parts! Ha! You're too scared of the ocean to ever be a true hero.
Not true! l'm not scared of nothin'! Aaaah! [whimpers] [deep-pitched drone] Agh! [sighs] [sniffs] l shall conquer my fear.
[cackling] Yeah, right.
No, l will.
l'll conquer my fear.
Of course you will.
And l live in a two-bedroom apartment that doesn't smell like vomit.
[cackles] Sarcasm.
[sighs] JAKE: Dude.
[panting] Dude, did you see me? l was all, like, womp! And then l was all, like, ''Take this!'' Womp! Womp! And then -- Hey, what's wrong with you, dude? Jake, l think l'm afraid of the ocean.
Say what, now? l need your help to overcome my fear.
Will you do it? Um No, l don't really want to do it.
Jake! Come on! Heh.
l'm just messin' with you.
l'll do it.
Hmm.
Where to start? Uh, okay.
l think we should just take a few steps in the water.
You can hold Jaker's hand if you're scared.
[whimpering] [thud] Um Well, that's okay, dude.
l see the problem.
lt's just your feet.
Boop.
Beep.
Boop.
Beep.
Boop, beep, boop, beep.
Beep, boop, beep, boop.
Don't want to be scared.
l shall not be scared.
Boop.
Boop.
[deep-pitched drone] l'm afraid! Aah! Jake, get me out of the water! Now, Jake, now! Now! Aah! Oh! Oh, oh, oh, aaah! Hot jam.
You're really scared of the ocean.
ln fact, you're so scared, it gives me an idea.
Let's start a business of being scared of the ocean.
Jake! Okay, okay.
l have a plan to get rid of your fear.
We'll start tomorrow morning.
But l must conquer this now! Huaaaaa! l'm not afraid of you.
[deep-pitched drone] [in slow motion] Aaaaaaaaaah! [normal voice] l'm afraid of you! l'm afraid of you! Aaah! [sighs] Okay, yeah.
Let's try tomorrow.
[Jake singsong voice] Finn.
[normal voice] Finn.
Hey, Finn, wake up.
Mornin', Jake.
Ready for me to help you get over your ocean fear? Yeah, man.
Cool.
But l can only do this if you ask me.
l'm askin'.
Then get ready for my three-step plan.
Watch your troubles melt away with step one! [crashing] Aaaaah! Jake, are you crazy?! This is not an okay thing to do! Hey, hey.
Come on.
The ocean is your friend.
And you got friends all around you right now -- [echoing] Miles and miles of friends.
You're nuts.
[grunting] [normal voice] Don't try to struggle, man.
l'll let you out in a second.
You just need to calm down.
[breathing heavily] Really? Okay, l'm calming down.
That's great.
You're doing great.
Ready for step two? Yeah, man.
l can do it.
All right, dude.
StepTwo! Aah! Jake, this isn't a joke! lt's touching me! Let it hold you, man! Let it hold you like a child! l'm trylng to let it hold me.
[loud heartbeat] Control your breathing.
[breathing deeply] This isn't working.
That means we got to move to step three.
Just don't scream.
W-what? l'm gonna push you underwater with my jowls.
Just don't scream.
Don't scream.
Hold your breath, Finn! You got it, dude! Aaah! Get me away, Jake! Now, Jake! Now! Right now! Get me away! Aah! Finn! Stop it! Finn! Ow! Yaaaaah! [wind blows] Yaaaaaah! [seagulls cawing] [chuckles] l'm safe.
l'm safe.
How'd l do? l think we should give up.
What? l made it all the way to level three.
Look, Finn, it's not that l don't want to help you.
l just don't want to get beat up anymore.
l mean, this is my bread and butter.
l can't have you messin' up my bread and butter, dude.
You have to help me.
l can't do this without you.
Okay, fine.
But only if you swear not to hit me anymore.
l swear l won't hit you anymore.
And also swear to only speak in rhymes.
Speak in rhymes all the times.
l swear.
And pigs have hair.
Yes.
Perfect.
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